What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animedddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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Liyu edition!

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

fag

Anyone remember the maki spammer?
I bet this poster is the same person.
I'm also willing to bet the false-flagging desktop thread autist "akarin" who samefags pretending to be female is also this same user.

Either way, OP is literally the worst user on Sup Forums in a long fucking time.

She investigation my heart

imagine being the guy who wrote this

Android GFS are unironically technology

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This is the same person as pic related

No, that sola trap and liyu are not the same person, retard.

Depends. Will she be as heavy as 2B?

my night was boring until now, thanks Sup Forums and weibo

did this guy not go through puberty or is he literally 12?

yes but if she sits on you it voids the warranty

Poor deluded weeaboo, what you need is a real fucking girlfriend and a life you pathetic aspie fucker.

youtube.com/watch?v=JzlsvFN_5HI
Keep dreaming

I'll get left for RoboChad probably.

the same thing i'd do every thread, fuck her while my fiancee is tied up in a corner watching

make her go to work for me while i sit at home jacking it to videos of her working for me.

Kys homophile

> >carry heavy things for me
>Have her carry heavy things for me
N I G G E R