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The bf edition.

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cara

>cuckstamped

previously fucked it up m8

*deletes this thtread*

unironically building a cuckshed out back lads

>63800414
Why?

ah yes, western australia that famously british owned, governed and run section of australia

hmm

bit mad innit
youtube.com/watch?v=m1BwkG0t6rM

Autistic weird attention-seeking Romanian gyppo bender

theres more to oireland than this

youtube.com/watch?v=6RTJ4vHoYUs

memecity??

for fun or do you expect to be able to tell stuff like the future from it?

Remind me why we allow the Irish to post in /brit/ without any backlash?

Not only are they Irish but they're fucking dreadful posters to boot.

wow rude.

Not sure what to make of this dream lads

>walking for hours
>nighttime
>feeling tired
>on a long almost rural highway road with a bend going left
>I'm wearing white trainers but every mm is covered in mud
>decide to walk to the right and end up on a park
>keep walking, it's very dark, I didn't want to listen to music in my dream
>end up at this old residential street, lots of terraced houses, looks like a council estate from around 100 years ago, it's daytime now
>pretty empty street
>decide to climb up one of the houses and into the top bedroom window
>get into the bedroom
>double bed, really old tv, looked to be from the 80's (in my dream I remember thinking that was weird because they don't pick up signal anymore, this one did)
>there was a radio, toaster and a few other things but everything was old
>I decide to leave, I attempt to go out of the window again but there are so many people around now, I try to hide but some must have seen me
>I hear someone coming up the stairs, the platform which got me into the room has disappeared
>this curly haired kid with glasses opens the door and says 'go, now'
>tells me I've made a big mistake
>I have to speak to some older guy and I shake his hand and apologise and walk outside

play a record

Brittain: mediocre

Hmmmm

Not actually sure desu, a lot of them are really strange yet mundane. I've had dreams before where the same event has happened a few weeks later but it was just coincidental really.

dreams are just random shite your head mixed up from previous days

people love telling other people what dreams they had but it bores people to shit

>australia will never be a republic
>our flag is a symbol of "pride"
>being proud of being descended from the dredges of society the Brits and Irish didn't want so they send them to a penal colony
>literal Stockholm syndrome cuckoldery

what do you mean?

Lads

Can't sleep

Please help

youtube.com/watch?v=MkAy0ys3nc0

>tt

n e 1 want 2 suck on my chebs n finger me lots???????????

WANT to kiss her hijab ;3

NO YOU ARE WRONG REEEEE

getting bored of these constant thread long arguments about ireland

Here's another

>In some sort of nowhere town, have been for a few years in this dream
>Man walks up to me
>Looks quite smart
>Blonde hair, asks if I know people, Israelis etc
>Then he asks me if I like cars
>He then asks me to go with him, as if I'm being arrested
>Somehow I don't go, I go on in the dream and find out he is a cannibal murderer
>I remember a huge shiny 10" carving knife
>The rest of my entire dream is trying to get away from him, I can remember saying to my gf that I was so close to dying, and I kept going into horrible, graphic detail about what this murderer would do to me.

Finally wake up at 3am

Need a cute boy to spoon with

not entirely convinced... not after having one or two that seemed genuinely prophetic

day of the rope you'd be the first to go fucking tattie licker

youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI
A GOAT national anthem that can't piss off lefties and republicucks

meet me next to piccadilly gardens outside the burger king

true dere's more to oireland dan dis

yee

*raises paw* hi~

please, unionists can't even have enough kids to stop themselves being bred out of existance
what could you possibly do to me

>Finally wake up at 3am

only to feel a presence in your room.........................

humans look for patterns. it's how psychics trick people into thinking they're talking to their dead relatives. they scattergun broad things and see which people interpret it as something meaningful. same shit with dreams.

Yes Ulster you love that one because of the little boys singing it

yeah actually

*staggers into this thread*

xanax boys

3 threads up fuck me

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/olympics/36777468

build a fence around your tattie patch and watch you starve to death

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Can you guys take her back to your country?

...

...

Pls be real

dreamed about a family member dying...I didn't know anything was wrong, no contact at all, but a couple of weeks later i heard they had died. first & last time i ever dreamed about them. there were other aspects to that dream that made it even more interesting, but i won't go into them

are there any girls here? looking for love or sex

eithers fine

but i want to be fuzzy

oh fuck
I dreamed about you dying last night :|

just found out tom daley's partner is 42 wtf

>moving to a new flat tomorrow
>thought I was meeting the landlord
>his daughter is meeting me instead
fuck lads

english=aussies=kiwis=welsh>norn>canucks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>scots=irish

desu

where are you from lad x

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>get a haircut
>headphone fit so much better

damn i should have cut my hair months ago

dreamed of a dog I owned years ago that's dead, felt like real life ;_;

>hating scots
>not realising that all the bad scots are irish diaspora
fuck off rasheed

inches lmao

just remembered a girl unironically called me cute today

mood lifted ever so slightly

lads serious question

when I stick my head out of the window, I can always faintly smell someone smoking

This is at any time of the day, even at 3am.Yet I look outside and it's deserted, all my neighbours are sleeping too

what is causing this?

tell her she should help you christen the bed ;D

I'm as english as they come

I used to love scots but theyre just unjustified moaning cunts these days. fuck them

true 2bqh some Scots are great

Does anyone know this electronic/ idm album....I can only vaguely describe it by the album cover

It's like this blue tear, like a cave. I think it was pretty popular on Sup Forums.

you are having a stroke

its muslims innit

making a bunch of very british webms

rest in peace lad you're done in

Dreamt that I was it was a Friday night in year 7 again, I was with all these people I'd totally forgotten about, eating shitty pizza and riding bikes.

Weird to think I haven't heard from any of them in a few years.

It was quite a comfy dream but it made me feel pretty weird desu.

>I'm as english as they come

so not very then

good stuff lad

i remember this one time in year 7 I had a dream and was telling this girl about it on MSN, the next day in school she brought it up with me infront of all her m8s when i was on my own in the corridor and talked at me in a very derisive way because i spoke about my dream, then they all laughed at me

year 7 was such a weird time probably the weirdest ever

need a good youtube gimmicks lads

wanted to review fast food meals and energy drinks in a suit but i know i can do better than that

how will you hide your animes

pointless post

fuck off

just opened ableton live

>religion of peace

kek you cant help yourself aziz

get an intro like "hey *name of your fans*, i have a *food* from *restaurant*, let's peep this out"

Drinking one of these from ye olde tesco

>I'm as english as they come

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Bizarre series of videos

if there's one thing i can appreciate
*reclines in armchair*
it's a good gimmick

I'm 24 and I've never had a proper job

>I'm as english as they come

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ah yes

Ah yes, MSN. Actually makes me sad knowing I used to spend my evenings on there, talking to 20+ different people, my name bar filled with friends from school. I remember sharing custom emoticons of women with their tits out to my mates and everyone thinking I was a legend.

south asians are coughing and plegming every night

It is very disgusting

is it a cultural thing?

So, like, I don't give a fuck, be as "politcally incorrect" as you want to. I'm a Romanian foreginer with a Brit partner.

Right
*Opens financial times*
Ah yes, the far east is starting to get going again

british women love romanian cock

Aren't you the gay Romanian with a bf?

Planning any nice dates soon?

That's not an insult.

>wanting British women

I can only assume Romanian women are truly dire

>yfw /greatbritain/ is basically /england/