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third eye's at it again lads edition

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fucking scrunts all of you

yanks out

FUCK RIGHT OFF

Yanks In

NO poo-pants in THIS thread

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shart

Ok
*doesn't leave*

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In your mouth

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My mouth isn't a Wal Mart you seppo

Taxation is theft.

Combating a severe scrotal itch

Reckon this might be the end for me, boys

anime posters have low iqs

So
I shart where I want

*fails asleep in your arms* ;3

>£300 to stay in a shitty hostel in paris for 3 days with mates

yeah no the park is free.

oh boy are you in the wrong country...

yanks haha! great fun

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cutie :3 *kisses u on the forehead*

*yanks swing into thread on a chandelier, poo spraying from their behinds*

bloody runts!

*takes aim with elephant rifle*

>none of these points apply because they apply to your country as well
should've added:
>poor education system

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oh boy am I not aware of that

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>realising a jew stole your foreskin

You really are all Germans.

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Fuck this gimmicky general

Philosophical idea: yanks soil their pants with their poo, as they soil /brit/ with their posts

hmmm

kill yourself fucking scumbag

*takes aim at the bogan's head with my .338 lapua bolt action*
*quickly opens and closes the bolt to load the gun*
*pulls back on the trigger to the second stage*...

>all this obsession
Keep it up lads

>"Thanks for using Motor Trend OnDemand – We’ll miss you. We’ve cancelled your subscription."
>"We'll miss you."
>"miss you."
>"miss"
>"you"

My jacksy hurts

yeah like whatever you say mate it's live!

me

Is he "our guy"

You should circumcise your scrotum 2bh.

dude if you shart on your enemies they win

you lads don't know about this level of deliciousness

shart?

Closing ceremony is dragging on

Just call it a fucking night already

Think I've seen enough twerking salads for the next 4 years

>Manchester
ohoy

Aw man, I thought I was giving him pink eye

got enough fizzy drink there?

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goodnight lads

mmmmmmm.. what are those breaded looking things on top of the meat and beans

I switched over to SVU

No reason to watch the boring closing ceremony

tragic

That looks like the shart I left on that aussie's face

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why does that cup look like a spyglass? is it some gimmicky thing so it still fits in normal sized cupholders?

fuck off you pathetic donkey-cunt

you get sad every time somebody tells you you aren't wanted then go and vomit more of your half-developed teenage sissy trite about

little child

LONDON!

Seats reserved for the athletes seem rather empty

Wonder what they're up to for their potential last night in Rio

It's sweet tea

Those are hush puppies

Fuck off

>He has a whole folder of fedora pics
>He quietly chuckles to himself as he posts hat pictures
>He internally pats himself on the back as he reclines in glee
>"That'll show them" he whispers as he reaches for another handful of tendies
>He spits breadcrumbs through stained, smiling teeth as continues to chuckle
>"Bath time!" his mother and primary caretaker calls to him down the stairs to the basement
>He lets out a disgruntled sigh as he clicks off Sup Forums.org
>"I'll be back for the rest of those hat tippers later" he thinks to himself as he struggles to lift himself out of his sticky chair
>Still chuckling on his way up the stairs he yells
>"You better be quick this time, Mom, I have important things to do on my computer!"
>"Yes honey, it's just that if we rush it too much, you'll get another rash" his mother replies as she cries internally
>His chuckling and smile fades and is replaced with exhausted grunts and groans as he approaches the top of the stairs
>"I don't care, Mom, I'm having a very important discussion with people about things I don't like, they're all fedora wearing neckbeards, I have to show them what they look like" He exclaims through gasping breathes
>"Okay honey, I'll be as quick as I can" the mere shell of a woman replies
>"Well, get on with it then, whore" he tells her as he enters the bathroom
>His mother sheds a single tear as she reaches for the sponge on a stick to clean between his flab
>She silently wonders how nice her life would have been had she decided to go through with the abortion
>"Too late now" she utters
>"What's too late, Mom? The cretinous melt asks
>"Nothing, honey... Nothing"

exactly right man

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nothing wrong with my botneddit flag

precisely

I hate him aswell

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Positively grim

look at this bird

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just picked up my lovely mass of grey processed meat and gruel lads

topped it off with a high-sugar drink, but it's tea so it's not bad for you luckily haha

>Those are hush puppies

>Ameripoors have to eat shoes to ward off starvation

thought the sizes were meant to shrink there? or is that only in some places

Any of you lads personally know any of the athletes?

I know one swimmer who I went to high school with

That's not a bird, it's some sort of animal. Fucking yank.

Drinking one (1) beer lads

Caught a dog the other day
Best I've eaten in months
*sharts*

The Mexicans a good lad

Don't think some of you get his extreme irony

I know the British diver is a twink who recently got engaged to his bearmode bf

It's clearly a half-ripe peach with a fingernail and two chocolate chips on it.

What you do to tea sickens me.

hope it's sufficiently small and foamy

I really hate the netherlands

whats the deal with this shart meme all of a sudden? been in a drunken stupor for the past few days

Why?

Typical 12oz bottle not very foamy at all

>*sharts*

kill yourself

he's dull-witted and stubborn, I'm guessing he's 15-16 or so which sort of excuses this but in that case he shouldn't post here

l'ds

I really hate that man.

am i going to jail now

Because they are cheaters

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nah

>he's dull-witted and stubborn, I'm guessing he's 15-16 or so which sort of excuses this but in that case he shouldn't post here

He's literally a 28 year old virgin who lives with his mom, which tbf is common in Latino countries

>he's dull-witted and stubborn, I'm guessing he's 15-16
He's literally a communist so he can't be older than 20.

I never received it.... I think you might have hit a Kiwi by mistake.

Do people outside of America and Canada care for hot dogs?

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why are Rasheeds always engaging in some sort of noncery?

Yeah they are all flat chested, I forgot that makes it cp in the penal colony.