Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf
I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas

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laughed hard

thanks friend from australia

>tfw I can get only very very ugly bfs
such is da life as russian

Work out, get in shape and slay the poon-tang, Bruce

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>Be me
>Meet qt
>Actually like her first time in years
>Aproach slowly
>Everything seems to go well
>Thisisnice.jpg
>Faggot friend that thinks he is a Chad talks to her
>Scares her
>She avoids me now
Now I have no fucking idea how to fix this shit
That idiot thinks I did something is fucking delusional
Wants to take her as her gf
REEEEEE

>tfw never had a gf

just end me

Just get some cheap beer and weed , and get your dick wet , you'll be fine after

>tfw unrequited love
>She's also far more well off than I am

Pppff why does he have to do all those frustrating and exhausting things whereas women all they have to do is choosing whoever the fuck they want and spreading their legs?
Pretty unfair desu

It may be too late for us

>ex gf messages me
>current gf's insecurity spikes and can't let it go

I LITERALLY didn't do anything and this has been going on for days

>women dont spend 30 hours a week and $$$$$$$ on their apperance

How did your current gf find out? Does she go through your phone?

I told her because I thought it was odd and out of the blue. Expected a reasonably normal comment/input about it but instead getting flak and anxiety

Why does that matter?

How have you been dealing with her insecurity?

With patience and general positive encouragement for the last year. Not far off dropping that t bqh

So what? Does that give them the right to do whatever they want to him?
We're living in a time when women rule because of feminism. We should copy Arabic culture and customs and teach them that no one mess with men

just cry yourself to sleep

Because he's an entitled brat

nice bait

>arabic women don't have to work
>they fully depend on their husbands
>all they have to do is sit at home and poop put children
>they don't have to buy clothes, put on make up and insert fake tits
>prostitution is a sin
>muh patriarchat

>Get in love with a qt
>Unreplied love
>Think about her for months some times years
>Repeat

Be yourself. It's the only thing that works.

Do you also role play being with her at night..

I got your back senpai

step 1: Dont be an ugly loser with no charisma
step 2: start talking to girls

done

Be good looking. If you can't be good looking, then at least be in good physical shape. If you can't have good aesthetics, then you need to develop either the wealth or social status to offset your ugly looks. If you can't do any of those then you need to develop realistic standards.

Of course, during the night and during the day

Gosh darnit, step one and my plans are already foiled!

Fuck him instead senpai

Literally me at this moment

>realistic standards
I would literally take just about anyone younger than 30 and not crackhead whore tier. Is that too much to ask?

...

shame desu

You can always dress better, practice better skin care, get a better haircut, go to the gym for looks. As for being a loser, try getting a lucrative or exciting career, that will make you a non-loser. Finally, for no charisma, it's the same as getting ripped. You gotta read up on how to have a better personality, then do your sets, where instead of weights you're talking to girls. Eventually you'll be a good lucking charismatic non-loser if you follow these steps.

good luck in your future endeavors!

>practice better skin care
Too bad I've tried that and it's still fucked. Soon I will have had acne for an entire decade 10 TEN years LMAO. Fuck my life haha.

He is ugly af
She is cute and very shy I want to kill myself right now

yes

>tfw i'm a 7
>mediocre in every way
>girls for some reason like me even though i'm not trying to impress them or be le funny cool guy for them
>litterally had sex with a hot receptionist from work last night
Idk i guess you either have it or not, went out for ice cream because i told her i litteraly have 7 lei(2$) left until i get paid this week

>role play

CHAAAAADDD

delet

You need to remember 'receptionist' in Romania is the old gypsy woman who sits in front of the shack

>tfw she keeps sending me pics of treats she'll givee if i go to her place
What the fuck, does she think i'm an 8 year old in a park? Is she a pedophile in denile? She's 2 years younger than me, this is wierd

>be me
>in school
>girl starts bothering me
>7/10 qt
>complements me on looks
>autistic as fuck
>say nothing
>next day
>at lunch
>girl comes up behind me
>surprise hug.webm
>get startled
>jab her in gut with my elbow
>Knock the wind out of her
>she lies on the ground for like 15 minutes
>never talks to me again

>mfw still never had gf
>regret.jpg

Hope he fucks her in the ass.

thiis can't be true

>in denile
kekd

juste take the candies, idiot

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If you didn't get virgin pussy then you missed out on the best thing in life.

It's all blown out hags after that.

>tfw no anime gf
Why even live anymore?

It's never too late.

That's why God made pedophiles.

This is her and her 2 friends inviting me to have "fun" in their dorm room,i guess if you don't like gypsies you should avoid looking at this pic
I really hope it's not
I'm a highschool graduate who commutes to work and lives wage to wage,i have a 7 body max, i'm just bot afraid of talking to a person with a hole between their legs

Be honest though: What are the women you approach actually like? Because I'll bet you don't approach many uggos or awkward women.

>tfw i like this chocolate but she's getting annoying

I am currently in that situation which made that picture hit very hard

>tfw surrounded by 10/10 3D girls who want the D but I can't enjoy an inferior product

The word is unrequited

nice sense of humor, if you ask me

>Men have to get in shape, have good job, be sociable, etc
>Women just have to not be fat and even then

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

>What are the women you approach actually like?
>implying I approach women
I guess that's part of the problem, but I honestly can't envision any sort of situation where I start talking to literally any woman and she decides to go along with my autistic attempts at flirting.

>inb4 "jus do it, nuffin 2 lose!!!"
There was that story about the autismo that asked out almost every girl he met at uni and he basically became famous and an outcast because of it. That's my fate.

Why is Sup Forums less normie than /r9k/?

>hitting the gym getting a thick, solid, tight body
>taking care of my skin for the first time, using derma roller for acne scars and moisturizer everyday
>upgrading my wardrobe to business casual with 150 dollar shirts and pants
>moving to a foreign country to study

I'm in the best shape of my life and its only going to get better - let's hope I have experience some genuine untaught feeling for once in my life.

I feel that this video encompasses it all quite nicely:
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If I go to a country in Asia its super easy to get cute girls

I havent had sex in my native country but I have fucked 30+ girls in Japan and korea

good but dont due it for anyone but yourself because all people should strive for perfection

Then I'd suggest try it with women that are a combination of desperate and realistic that you can still work with.

But it sounds like you've already made up your mind. So I guess it's pointless to tell you to keep trying.

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>study to be teacher
>first practice
>sent to a girls only school
>last year of school
>most are 18+
>I get a crap ton of food if I mention I'm feeling a bit hungry

Is this God's test, lads?

>live in Northwest Territories
>literally one of the least population dense places on earth
>no potential bfs
>tfw half inuit, half anglo mongrel
>tfw autistic, hermit, neet girl
>tfw parents mention grandchildren at least once a week as I'm their only child

save me from this frozen wasteland someone pls

I've been doing all that except moving and i'm still a perma virgin no gf loser. What country are you moving to and how?

Like this

Im in sask, i will come pound you properly and go back to my town

there will be better days, brah
find another bitch

Spain, University

I could give your parents the joy of having a grandchild, but I'd probably flee at the moment I see the abomination a jew spic and a ching chong anglo could make.

But they don't have dicks.
I couldn't live with this.

Made for anglo cock

>2016
>gf

>pretending to be a girl on the internet
kill yourself, faggot

What do they throw you if you mention you're feeling lonely?

only if you are a qt

See now that woman seems like she's moderately attractive in most men's books at the very least. Unless you're at least as good looking as she is, or at least as popular or rich as she is good looking then she wouldn't fuck you.

Convert to Islam and rape women. Accuse the police of being Islamophobic. You will get off twice provided you have the beard.

you have to be brown

dumb no gf poster. shut up.

perhaps you might even be right, but I doubt it

the best solution is to just keep deluding myself that I'll magically meet someone until it's too late, and then outdo the supreme gentleman and win a world record

wut?
they post about suicide like 24/7

I'd rather pay jizya

One of the girls is one of my friend's little sister so we talk a lot during recess. She told me they'd give me their V if I wanted to.
But man, can't touch them, I'm talking about my career here.

She is out of my league, she will never date a social awkward neet with no friends, like me

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You must have an iron determination man
Shit rough times await you
GL

U r paying jiz u silly cunt

They're starting to follow me on Instagram and shit. Good thing is that they end school in October for good so I must wait if I want to eat some pussay.

That seems incredibly harsh. Doesn't seem entirely wrong though.

More like Vlad kek

Ayeee

>Surrounded by qt 18 year olds that will give you their V card
>Resisting the temptation
But why? Is it illegal, or just damaging to your rep as a teacher? Either way that is some high disclipline you're sporting there.