>"Haha yeah Boss user. I made a whitebox solution for our DB needs. I have no backups, there are multiple points of failures, and there aren't any spare parts. Can I have my raise now?"
This is your average LinusTechTips viewer. What do you do? Remember, you can't fire him or its racist (they're all amerimutts).
They would never past the hiring process in the first place. At least where I work.
It's a diversity hire. Also, his dad is a big accountant at the firm so we kind of had to hire him.
Just keep doing my job and watch the tire fire burn itself out from a distance
>Can I have my raise now?
No, you just did your job. And very poorly. Go design a backup strategy, let me review it and maybe then we'll deploy it.
>"Mr. user, we lost all of our clients' data, the front end site is down, and the entire transaction server has stopped working. We're going to have to let you go for this."
No hate here to be honest, I kinda remember how happy I was when my dad bought our family a pc when I was young.
Kid is lucky as fuck, probably doesn't understand his dad blew some significant money on his minecraft machine tho but at same time he probably uses his kid PC for playing shit too.
I kinda do that with the PS4 I bought my nephew.
Doubt little Joao there knows how to speak in english, monkey sounds would be more accurate.
>"My backup strategy is composed of 100 SSDs."
Oh I missed the part where Im his boss. I'd just explain that he's a retard to whoever my direct superior is. Get him moved into a secluded area doing way less important stuff. Chances are he'll like a job a with less responsibility where he can slack off and still stay on payroll to keep daddy happy
Did you start the fire?
But that would be raycissssstttttt! Also I would like a promotion
it was always burning
that's a shopping list, not a strategy
>"I will run a script that copies the entire file system onto said SSDs."
I'm sorry user, you're white. You can't be racist to whites.
>This is your average LinusTechTips viewer. What do you do? Remember, you can't fire him or its racist (they're all amerimutts).
Promote him to a super special position that has no meaningful authority.
>haha you're not getting a promotion. You're getting a demotion, now pick up that broom
>"Boss user, my daddy won't like it when I tell him about this."
Yes, the fire rises
Why are you all so bitter and angry? I'm happy to see kids getting into consumer PC hardware becomes it means better and cheaper PCs for me in the future. Our hobby would be dead in 10 years if not for these kind of trends
At least I'm white.