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doing a shart

prefer if you didn't 2bh

business idea: expand shop-n-shart market overseas

Definitely reading that swede's post. Anyone else?

Talking with my boss on Skype while in Bed lads.

Work day starts at 9 am haha.

ugh finally

Looks like I dropped my monster condom, for my magnum dong

Yeah me

*rees incredibly slowly*

Shut it runt

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based ed

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>tfw your historical legacy will be "The Brexit PM"

posting my webms from last night

Anybody here knows any good book about British Empire? I'm particulary interested in its founding and/or conquering and administration of India, but anything works

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stop

Continuing to have serious withdrawals from the gf's arse lads

It's so bouncy and soft and spankable

No it will literally be

David Cameron - Pig Fucker

He is my sexy young friend.

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What does it mean if my poo is purple?

what's something comfy to watch while i fall asleep?

Mitchell and Webb look is goat

overclocked my processor and now pages load 23% faster

porn

my ballbag lolling from side to side

overclocked my bollocks and now bricks crush them 23% better

How do you feel after Brexit? Hasn't government announced any loosening of immigration laws to substitute cheap poles with cheap Russians and Indians?

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Felt genuinely angry and fed up at work until I had my coffee. Think I'm an addict desu

overclocked my shitposting abilities and now I shitpost 23% faster

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Any lads want to bend me over their knee and spank my arse??

I need a Russian gf

getting in a relationship with a girl from work is probably the worst thing i ever did in my life

Um, Mrs. Patterson, can I have a jam sandwich please?

Only if you promise to cum inside my boipussy afterwards.

>give me coffee or give me a break! haha

runt life 4 u

ALL I WANNA DO IS DO IT

I'm not me until I've had my coffee!! haha x

- Dan & Kathy xoxo

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You don't, seriously. She would just exploit and leech you, Russian girls have awful personalities. She marry you to move to the West and than she would go away to Ivan Erokhin.

Room absolutely stank of farts this morning until I remembered I drunkenly purchased a camembert last night and never put it in the fridge

now I'm eating it straight out of the box with my face, like an animal

Not the bf anymore. Found out he isn't even gay.

you're a big girl

What country should I go to for a slavic gf then?

haha thanks! will share!

shared 4000

cheers

Doug & Rhonda xx

Croat girls are GOAT girls

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howling

are you a girl? Because if not I'll need you to put your head in a pillowcase and hide your cock between your legs before we can get started

mm yes can't wait to click on this link

*scrolls down and reads somebody else's post*

>heterosexual propaganda starts 10 seconds in

No thanks.

what happened to Tim

why did janny get me for tht post

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Shan't be watching a second of this.

has he had a stroke?

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yeah i got the knife, i dont wanna use it tonight
let the stars decide if im gonna live or die

ahh you fell into my trap hehehe
*encompasses you into my arms and holds you down, consuming you*

is that fuzz lol

morning lads.

i feel like i need to do something today but i dont know what it is.

We need to petition hiroshima to sort this fucking custodian out

that UP music

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this:

The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death

I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood

Think it's just his face then.

He's Aussie, but don't know who Fuzz is. x

>GYBE
do one you spastic

want to touch a lad's willy

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had to look him up because I don't know who he is, he is a qt.

I swear every homo watches please like me, I bet that's where you know him from right? I don't like it, it's just gay drama.

>grime

Embarrassing

"""(((Sup Forums)))"""

a character on rake. pretty sure it's him desu so you can watch rake which is a VERY good australian comedy if you want to see more of him

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It's not gay drama, it's a comedic-drama with a lead gay character. So what? I like watching a show after 26 years of living that I can relate to.

(You)

hello sailor

Don't you just hate it when you're blowing a guy and you find out he's a faggot.

hey I'm not judging you, I just find it completely unfunny and boring as shit.

Spent a few weeks in Croatia and I can confirm this is not true.

K.

psst

Ukrainian girls are GOAT

if that said 'only for boys' then she's justified in being ticked off

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No! Stay away from me!

> quickly shove hand into pants to adjust balls
> that SPLIT FUCKING SECOND my room mate decides to walk past my open bedroom door

Hope you looked them square in the eye and started licking your lips

Did you fug?

Don't see the problem desu. Me and my room mates have entire conversations with hands down our pants

Bisexuals?
Not a fan.

delet these sinful posts

hey sailor boy what port do you call home?

How's /slavgf2016/ going lads?

Literal pleb