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cara

korean pop

tragic edition

pirate scumbags

innit
the post was bad enough

Need a slavic wife.

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That's a penis

Taking a girl to see Suicide Squad tomorrow lads
Wish me luck hahaha

Reminder that Germans are pure evil and their tyranny goes all the way back to the destruction of the Roman Empire

sorry lads

wont happen again i promise

It's Monday and I've got nothing on. What can I do today lads?

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yeh, take a girl to sit in a dark room where you dont talk for 2 hours. sounds like a great idea.

>Bans plastic knifes and bikewheels
>Sweden is more cucked

>going to the cinema on a date
worst idea desu

Going to see Suicide Squad tomorrow with some numpty who thinks I'm a girl lads

browse the chon

not everything you do with a girl has to be a date

Smoke a fat J wit ya boi

Poleaboo put on a little weight but still hasn't been able to poop yet
Must still be in starvation mode
Still under 11 stone/70KG though

Had a driving lesson, guy kept telling me to stay in the left lane but also to watch the kerb
He grabbed my wheel more than 3 times

At the end he asked when I would like my next lesson
I said any day but Friday (laser clinic), he asked what I had planned
Told him it was nothing too interesting, used that excuse before

More anxious about laser now than growing my hair or losing weight

Just took a booking for a couple hoping to see Suicide Squad tomorrow, gave them seats at opposite ends of the room hahaha

Starring in a film called Suicide Squad which will be seen by a ''''girl'''' and her numpty bf tomorrow lads

youtube.com/watch?v=5xDFzKZqCVg

Absolutely banging song

took my ex to the cinema once when we weren't dating yet but since it was a film i really wanted to watch she became invisible to me. the film was good, the date fucking horrible

ignore it

I'm taking her out for dinner afterwards too
She's been wanting to see it for a while

It has awakened

hail satan

look at me i'm a bong ;^)

stuffing my face full of haribo

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she sounds like an utter runt

refrain from any conversation with him

don't reply to it

>dating plebs

Don't give it a reply.

DON'T BE MEAN

third eye status: closed

reply to it indirectly thus generating it more attention than it would have otherwise received

I think it passed

Bf watching that Gilmore Whores again.
Don't see how I'm supposed to relate to a bunch of middle aged women.

She's fancied me for the past five years and I'm getting pretty desperate

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I wish I had a qt Japanese gf

Nice tumor

Prefer the other cheeky arseholetbqh

Janny's going to do his NUT.

> mfw just reached lmao2pl8 squats

Who /bargainhunt/ here?

Me in the middle

>watching daytime tv

Bargain Hunt is for runts. Antiques Roadshow is GOAT

That's your mum's nickname, innit?
Oh wait haha hang on, you said "hunt" haha

here we are then

Why are my posts considered offensive enough to not be replied to?

Get a laugh at the eye in the corner every time

>Quick bro! Stick it in! Before mum and dad get home!

always think of that comment with this picture lel

alri pakilad

It's my lunch break at work. I'm just watching whatever is on the TV since I don't have the remote.

lmao where do you work

who /fit/ and /lit/ here?

master race as fuck

Your posts are not offensive. They are really not interesting.

While even some gays would enjoy my posts with guys doing stuff together, your posts are not interesting to anyone. I don't understand why you even need to post here, seems like mtfg or something has a decent enough reply rate.

There is literally 0 interest for paki trannies over here.

But everyone knows australians can't read

I don't think he's even real m8

hmm and if i do recall correctly, my Hun friend, the Germans are not quite talented when it comes to the winning of major war outbracks! My my how embarrassing, hoooow embarrassing

what are you reading

business idea: a fourth reich

do NOT like how ket is a normie meme all of a sudden.

someone needs to pay for this
*takes out revolver*

I'm unique among /brit/ posters though

there's no one here who leads a more interesting life than me

First book of the Book of the New Sun la

gonna get some beak then glass myself

Just a wee reminder that the Australians beat the Germans twice in a war ha ha

fascism doesn't work

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it was never allowed to work

I'll make it work cunt.

>genre fiction

I'm an IT contractor but I'm on a training course at the moment. We have a TV in the reception area where we eat lunch and I'm too autistic to talk to anyone else.

SHART

IN

MART

Here we can See proof of the widespread notion that australians simply cannit read at all. The specimen in question was unable to respond to my Post per se and could only remark on my flag.
Q.E.D.

reminder that real fascism has never been tried

all three of you need to neck yourselfs immediately

Poley do I really have to go and stalk the shit out of you to find out if you're real or not?

I mean REALLY, my friends, gather around!

Truly! Truly Germany is the most inferior nation! They have never EVER won a war

My my i dare say that they are the most JUST nations in history! haha!

Literally a communist line

>b-but it was never TRULY put in action!

>as fuck

>science fiction
smH

reminder that hitler was born in australia

Did that sound funny in your head?

> could only remark on my flag.
at least my flag has been consistent throughout history

>Posting a topless woman on a blue board
JANNY!

it was put in action though and it worked until outside influence destroyed it

should have left the jews alone

>reminder that hitler was born in australia
don't you have your Catholic wife to bash, you bog-hopping mick monkey fuck?

Australians is a prison.
It was founded as One and it still is.
Sonstiges inmated get some time outside, but only as long as the wardens permit it.
Blease do not forget this when talking to australians.

DUS VOLT!

There's a kraut about

Relax, if there's no trial, we'll sureky meet up one day