LET THE SHARTING BEGIN

LET THE SHARTING BEGIN

Why do they shart

Need more room for burger

No time for bathroom

never trust a fart

S H A R T

IN

MART

Time to catch another ban already?

SHART

lol, amerifaggots so butthurt about this dank meme

is american janny really that assblasted? maybe he's so nervous that he sharts lmao

>shart shaming
Real mature...

They just cant handle the banter

For what? Wtf

This. Not like it really matters though.

They spam a bunch of off topic threads then say Americans are butthurt when they get b&. Kek

Sharter Marter. Indian handles it better than you.

We just want to know more about American culture

The jannies are americans.

WTF!?! i HATE america now...

LET THE SHARTING HIT THE MART
LET THE SHARTING HIT THE MART
LET THE SHARTING HIT THE MART
LET THE SHARTING HIT THE....
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

They did. They all left. Lol

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Not on Sup Forums. He's Canadian.

they died for your freedom. show some gratitude nigger

I have no idea where they're from.

Which explains everything. He's doing it because he's ashamed of us being next to his country.

>american handling banter like he handles his bowel movements.

SHAAARTING IN MY MAAAART
MY SPHINCTER WILL NOT HEEAL

You can always tell who the sharters are.

This is why we should not have janitors of only one nationality, holy fucking shit, at least either have equal treatment and remove insults of all other nationality or just fucking exercise freedom of speech, since this is your proclaimed AMERICAN site

SHART MY PANTS IN THE WALMART!

IT WAS MY LAST RESORT!

MY SHARTED PANTS STINK
MY SHARTED PANTS STINK
MY SHARTED PANTS STINK AND I LIKE IT HUN

Knew it was you.

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO WALMART

TO SEE THE SHART PARADE

??

Anglos, why do you sometimes write definite article in front of mall sometimes not?

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You couldve just said you are gay t b h

WE WILL NOT GO TO WALMART ANYMORE
THESE SHARTS WILL NEVER BE IGNORED
YOU WANT TO SHART?
HERE'S MART!

Why don't they just hold it until they are home?

weak anus muscle from fucked up hormones

Hello everyone. I'm American and this is my experience with sharting. It firsted started when I was five, I went to the local Walmart with my mother, whom is a raging alcoholic. We were browsing the alcohol section while I noticed something. Brown stains at the back of her pants. It was as if someone stabbed her but instead of blood it was poop. It trickled down her fat legs and onto the dirty white floor. The smell was horrid.


I was shocked at first but momma quickly explained to me that there is nothing wrong with to and that the owners of Walmart even encourage it. You see, a long time ago when we were fighting the British our brave soldiers would shart to confuse them. While the British were wondering what the hell was happening our brave men would come out from behind the foliage, with the freshly made shart leaking out of their assholes and dripping down their flabby legs and they'd ambush them. The British never even stood a chance.

Sharting can never be forgotten, it is the thing which this proud nation is built upon. It is an American Tradition. One which we promised our forefathers we'd carry on. Now please excuse me, I have to take a trip to Walmart to honor my brave ancestors who fought off british tyranny.

Do people even get banned for this?

scat fettishists to Sup Forums

wtf i love martsharting now

>mfw realizing non Americans have never experienced pure freedom

What do you mean?

I'm sure India has experienced it before as well

AS HE CAME TO THE DOOR
IT WAS THE SOUND OF A FART CRESCENDO
HE CAME INTO THE MART
HE LEFT SHITSTAINS ON THE CARPET
SHE RAN UNDERNEATH THE TABLE
HE COULD SEE SHE WAS UNABLE
SO SHE RAN INTO THE BATHROOM
SHE WAS SHART DOWN, IT WAS HER DOOM

ANNIE ARE YOU OK
SO ANNIE ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK ANNIE (x3)

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
A SHART CRIMINAL

It would have been funnier if the pants was the victim in this situation.

I thought only commies do this?

>butthurt american in need of a janitor clean his shart

I like big starts I cannot lie

You other burgers can't deny

That when a girl saddles in with a itty bitty skid

And a foul stink in your face

Your anus gets sprung, want to hold in, tough

Cause you notice your butt is stuffed

Go outside and yell fuck Muslims.

How is shart pronounced?

WTF I love this meme!

Unheathly regime without fruits and vegetables for good and safe transits

Notice only overweighted people have incontinence problems

>all these frustrated singapoors

We're all friends here. :^)

>BBBBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

XD

Getting my fix here lads, other boards can't handle the banter.

Would you?

You should probably learn how a trip works first.

Requesting "Shart Spangled Banner" from songposters

Why would I do that?
I'm no tripflag.

America can't handle the banter

Would I? No.

Can I without going to jail? Yes.

>americans be like JUST CAME BACK FROM BEST BUY HAD A GREAT DEFECATION IN THE CLOTHES DEPARTMENT
ahahahahaha shart in mart
you literally can't make this shit up ahahaha

DESIGNATED

Fucking kek

Love getting my clothes at best buy.

Neither can this board, apparently the US of A holds the monopoly on this site.

Reminder that most people posting under American flags on Sup Forums are millennials with no sense of shame when they shart in the mart. They look on with approval at these pictures and clap their shart covered hands at the merest mention of the dirty deed.
Soon, America will export the shart subculture eastward, and the marbled halls of Europe will be slick with the greasy shitstains of poo.

That's a big butt

you're really enjoying this eh?

I SHART SO HAAARD
AND IN THE MAAART IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER

SHART MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY MART RESORT

Are you a newflag?

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POO ON JEW

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Sharting is impossibru.
How the fuck Americans can do that.

Is this just a meme or is it a real issue in America that people are shitting themselves in public?

Both

Both

It is actually a real issue. Best to stay away.

stop embarrassing yourself newfag

damn America is now 3rd world tier even in memes

we're right alongside India and Mexico now

No.

AND SOOO SHARTING CAN'T WAIT

SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE

AS WE SMELL THE BLOW-BY

HER BOWEL GLIDES IT AWAAAY

BUT DON'T JUST SHART IN MART NOW,

I NEARLY FAINT

$1 million bounty on Whole Foods sharters
confident there will never be any

PLOP IN SHOP

THIS IS SHART CONTROL TO MARTER TOM

...

...

IN

gonna get fat as fuck for comedic value then shart in mart and make a video of it to post on YouTube for world to laugh and see

DESIGNATED SHARTIN MARTS

Stop trying to cover it up. We are full of shit. You get pinky eye just looking at a store.

America can't handle the heat

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

MY BOWELS ARE GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE BIGGEST SHART IN THE MART

any videos of Americans urinating on electric fences?

Preferably one with a really sexy girl doing it