You have to choose one middle eastern country to live for a year in

You have to choose one middle eastern country to live for a year in.

Which nation do you choose?

israel

sweden

Saudi

Saudi arabia or UAE

either israel or lebanon

Germany

no.

Israel

Oman.

qatar

sweden

Qatar, they're basically us

Saudi Arabia, bismallah, we shall conquer all.

Qatar, easymode

UAE

Israel

Hard mode:
No Qatar or Israel

Bahrain.

you'll die from the heat

Israel. Don't have to agree with their policies to realize they have the highest quality of life.

Israel

Iran of course

that's the same temps we get over here, and they have air conditioners on full blast all the time anyway

> realize they have the highest quality of life.
You high?
they are a sandnigger country.

lebanon

But, uh, what middle eastern country isn't? You sure you aren't high?

If I can interpret "middle east" loosely:
Turkey or one of the Caucasus states

If strict:
Israel

In this case Jordan

UAE, Dubai. Wouldn't mind living there for a year at all. Wouldn't want to live there for my entire life but what gladly live there for a year.
>34
It got this hot a couple of times here this summer

Having to deal with that every day? Horrible. Though I doubt there's a single building in the entirety of Qatar that doesn't have AC.

Oman or Isreal if possible

Palestine they are basically us.

wtf, she has anime eyes

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Just a reminder that the people picking Lebanon are stupid. Good women =/= Good country

Israel

UAE or Israel

Israel

If Maghreb is allowed then Morocco or Algeria. If no Maghreb I'll go back to Beirut, I had a good time when I was there.

>want to say Syria so I can fight ISIS under Assad
>realise i might get removed by us special forces or bombed by hillary

I'll choose that one country with the cool King. Jordan I think.

Israel.

google said you're in for a week of rain, and they get 3 inches of rain a week
plus look at the week weather, 44C? I couldn't leave my house

Germany

Israel, is this even up for debate?

Saudi Arabia

Lebanon is too crowded anyway.

Oman, I'm fairly certain it's the least likely country to be touched by major conflict. The only downside is it's a little repressive and really fucking hot.

Bahrain

He said middle east, dickhead.

Salalah isn't hot but it's Tropical so you may need to be insensitive to Humidity.

iran.I can buy sex slaves.

This

Israel

not me though, i'm not croatian

I'm used to humidity, but not with too much heat. I'm imagining it's like Florida, which sucks but I could live with it.

How come no one's picking Cyprus?

dunno, it feels like cheating, kind of like choosing Azerbaijan

>normie - the country

I bet those orthodox priests want to kill themselves every summer.

azerbaijan is fucking %80 atheist.Choose it

Cyprus is not middle eastern in my opinion. Turks just wish it was.

Producers should be putting bombs into laptops that detonate whenever someone answers this question with anything other than "Israel".

Persia
girls fucking hot

good goy :^)

well it's not north african like Malta either, nor greek enough. i'd rather add them to the other levantines

Maybe they do and they just dont go off since they're made in China

i thought azeris are islamic durkas living under a dictatorship.

Cyprus is part of the EU.

The government itself is secular, and while people are mostly Muslim there's no official sanction or discrimination if you aren't afaik.

Of course, the government is corrupt af and imprisons everyone they don't like.

here i guess

European Union

Yemen. I want to see my family again

so if Turkey becomes part of the EU their culture becomes magically euro?

Israel

Nope, Turkey will never become part of the EU, no matter how much they want it. EU leaders will realize they can't let a non-European country in.

turkey or iran

The weather in these countries is too hot.I ve lived in cyprus for one year and the only drawback is the heat,couldn't fucking stand it.I imagine it is far worse in israel,lebanon e.t.c

Jordan or Saudi Arabia

isn't greece especially Athene hot?

Syria
It would make me a hardened person

Turkey

Iran

Jordan.

Lebanon has gone to shit in recent years, I think pretty much the entire country has immigrated to here at this point.

t. pekka the russophile

Oman

israel

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Israel or Lebanon (if it's in a nice area)

It is,athens and southern greece generally get a lot of sunshine.Northern provinces(where i live) get hot during the summer only.

Cyprus was more hot.It was something unprecedented for me.Imagine 40celsius degree in the shade.

Israel
Jordan
UAE
Oman
Bahrain (uncle lives here)

Iran would be a cool country to own.

Oh why didn't it stay a monarchy? Why didn't it kick out the arabs??!!

iran

Bahrain, Qatar, or UAE

Oman desu
Ibadis would love me for being Nafusi. Won't tell them I'm an atheist obviously.

half of cyprus is Turkish just wanted to let you know.

lebanon or egypt

You're fucking retarded. Cyprus was under Assyrian, ancient Egyptians, Persians, Phoenicians, Arabs and Ottomans

Just because you hate the brown moslems doesn't mean a country between middle eastern countries becomes western.

Isreal

UAE

israel since its middle eastern but civilized

or why not dubai with the rich moors if i could afford the lifestyle

Jordan or UAE

Israel on just being able to date/socialize with women, if not Lebanon or worst case Jordan or Turkey. The gulf states would be dead last to me, sharia + noveau rich entitled millionaires with paper thin egos? No, thank you.

Italy