How do I verify if my company laptop has employee monitoring software on it? Would I see it with ps -ax...

How do I verify if my company laptop has employee monitoring software on it? Would I see it with ps -ax, or is it somehow hidden?

Intel me on the bois

That is a nice doll.

I knew that shit was photoshopped

Did your company give it to you?
[spoiler]it is[/spoiler]

Man her body is disappointing. Perfect face though

Id still tap that

Best to treat that laptop as if you are at work and your supervisor is looking over your shoulder.

More like Titay

Yeah, when having sex you'll literally 'tap' her and she'll be done.

Just come out of the closet, son

not worth it. get another laptop

Still fucking hot.

They wouldn't run the software under your user's context.

>verify employee monitoring software
quick and short way?
do something incredibly illegal.

>if you don't like soyboy bods you're a fag
The absolute state of white people holy shit

t. Gay Mc Butthurt

what's the long way of checking?

A soyboy body implies its feminine you massive idiot.

Fuck off nigger

run a Linux live USB off of it and don't access the hard drive

Jump off a cliff.

shut up you fat fuck

Give it back, James.

Better this way.

>i need comically oversized features on my women
Grow up. Taylor is perfect.

Has no claws or horn(s)
Is it really that much of asking?

this, 2/10 would not bang

Why the fuck would you want to use a company laptop other than for work?
Can't afford your own laptop?

Never use company laptops other than for work user

Looks like my ex gf. I knew she was pretty but I just couldn't get it up with her.

disgusting big & fake tits and ass
get lost with this shitty photoshoped pic

She must have a massive cock.

It definitely does. You didn't mention what OS it has but let's assume it's windows.
The most normie way to approach is to check processes and if you have administrator privileges, make it show all processes. Next step would be to enable hidden folders and dig through program files.
The fastest way to find out is to see if the CPU usage is kinda off while the system is idle. Also check if usage is the same while all connections are disabled.

Why not just get another laptop for personal use?
This way you'll have a laptop and a faptop.

I'd monitor her software if you know what I mean heh heh heh

heh

GTFO nigger chubby chaser waste of life

The company laptop is the company's property and should only be used for work related tasks.
You want to watch cake pies? Do it on your personal laptop.

Remember to tell your kids to be nice to the ugly ones, because you never know what they'll grow up into

>amerimutts thinking that she's some kind of a beauty when in fact she looks like a discount slav