Why do Northern European countries have such shit tier food compared to southern European countries?

Why do Northern European countries have such shit tier food compared to southern European countries?

Shit tier food is Britain, Netherlands, and Germany.
Other Northern European countries have good cuisine.

Shit ingredients due to shit weather

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Because they don't waste time cooking. They work hard and eat smart.

Nah, German food is better than Scandinavian food. Scandi desserts might be better though

Their taste bud got frozen

Nordics and Balts have good food?

Thanks you.
You can't, and you're weird lad.

Because for some reason people all around the world think throwing together tomatos, olive oil, dough and cheese in every way imaginable is the #1 cuisine.

>mfw

Don't be jealous you have the best charcuterie in the world.

>no fruits, no wheat, no vegetables, no spices, and mushrooms are poisonous
Gee, I wonder.

No

(You)
ok, still adding this webpage to my favorites

I don't know what that is but thanks mon ami

What is bad about that?

Shows how much you know, our food is godtier. Ripened raw herring, hutspot, stews, peasoup, smoked eel, smoked pork, Jos Brinkie, ricetable, sausages, kroket, etc.
Then the pastry, filled cookies, whipped cream pie, chocolate pie, cherry flaps, apple flaps, speculaas, etc.

But tell me about pure non-imported traditional American food then.

Absolutely yes. Surströmming, hákarl, lutefisk, roasted sheeps head, fish head soup, gravad lax, long long list.

>mushrooms are poisonous

What?

Not jealous at all.
I know we have a fucking good cuisine. Everyone denying that is obviously someone that never really tried it.
I mean, hell, even our Flammkuchen is better than Pizza and our Spätzle are better than Spaghetti.

It's a word (sorry I thought it was the same in English... I'm a Dumb guy).
That's mean (about) all of sausages, smoked meat... And things like that

Google translate it by "delicatessen" but It's not exactly this.
Anyway, German cuisine is good on it.

you're shit

German cuisine is basically central European food that's cooked badly.

>Flammkuchen
OMG GUYS it was you!
You invented this!
I love it, I buy this shit almost every week.
Ok It's delicious.

It comes from that whole Baden/Pfalz/Elsass region. So basically nowadays you own some part of it too.

t. professional Burger griller

THIS

Fish soup made with fish heads is delicious, they give out a lot of goood flavour. And gravad lax is just the very best there is.

>he eats soup that has boiled eggs floating around in it

Honestly the greatest type of pizza I've ever tasted.

Baden/Pfalz/Elsass
Hhm, It's not our cunt man, but your.

Anyway, thanks for this product, it's so good.

and? you can eat with or without it if you don't want.

Well, Elsass is not anymore.
But well, thanks for white-mold cheese.

>Elsass
Just figured out that mean Alsace

Oh, yes. Well it's no coincidence that the best (french) charcuterie come from there :^)
Oh, also, hot dog and Hamburg-ger are charcut' too. You see?
Best cuisine about it. Everybody love your products lads. Continue to send it