JUST

JUST

me in the shart

SHART

>American culture at its best

SHART

My dream is to one day go to an american walmart and shart in it

I used to work at WalMart
Was pretty interesting

Did you have to clean shitty aisles?

Ah, cheap food. Unrelated, but do the swiss still have all that stolen Jew gold?

N-no

Yes, of course. Why do you think they are so rich?

IN

MART

Any stories?

The aisle stories please.

I step into mart, what do i see?
a sea of shart, staring at me
i try to run away, i try to turn around
but when i do i slip on shart on the ground

kek

MART

>be american
>ordering pizza online for 2nd breakfast
>suddenly feel my bowels moving
>must be the triple mcdonalds burger meal i had for breakfast
>go on with my business
>bowels moving again and feel the need to shart
>yell for mom to come help me off the bed and into the car
>rush to moms car, sit in the back seat like a good boy
>start driving to the local walmart 50 yards down the road
>trying my best not to disappoint the founding fathers and shart outside of the mart
>it hurts so bad but the men of america mustn't shirk their duty and give in to tyranny and oppression
>we finally arrive and park in the designated shart carpark for quick visits in and out of the mart (payed for by Obamacare)
>rent a shart prevention mobility scooter designed to get you into the mart without sharting along the way
>nearly through the doors, i can see my favourite aisle from outside
>suddenly the walmart closes because of a gunman shooting the place up
>police arrive and see me outside of the door
>draw my gun to defend myself from government oppression and tyrannical police state
>they shoot me and the shock causes me to shart outside of the mart
>im in shock, this is not what the founding fathers would have wanted for america
>mom tells me im no longer her son and im s disgrace to the free people of the USA
>police cuff and beat me to death for 1 count of shart outside mart

Omg Australia!!!

Not a fake story but one from a few years ago while working for a small grocery store back in high school also original content
>be working as carryout/restocker
>get called to the front however it was one of the managers not one of the cashiers
>main manager tells me to go to the back to put on several sets of gloves & to grab a mop bucket.
>think somebody most have dropped something sticky or something that was a pain in the ass to clean
>boy was I in for a shock
>told the mess was in the mens bathroom
>okay.png
>go into the mens bathroom
>look on the floor and see a shit smear about a couple inches wide and about 4ish ft long & a set of dirty fruit of the looms in the corner
>oh god the smell I threw up in my mouth a bit
>think to myself should I tell the boss to fuck off and I am not cleaning that shit
>eventually swallow my pride and clean it up
>get to go home early and get paid for the rest of the evening

And that is why I think most of the American population is mouth breathing window licking retards.

heh