Tfw you can only fap to British women

>tfw you can only fap to British women
Someone fucking help me

I would suggest teen redheads

Redheads are disgusting desu

Holly fuck thats bad

same

i don't know anyone can wank to porn that isnt from their country. a big part for me is relatability and a screeching yank accent or some foreign tongue muck disengages me

Kelly Hart

Why is it that British people, women especially, seem to always be either really hot or disturbingly ugly? Around 15% or so look like models and the rest look like they're been beaten with a shovel and dragged face down behind a truck.

I swear I've maybe seen about 4 British women in my life that didn't fall into either category.

You don't notice the normal looking women

It's just the accent desu

When they're hot tho... They're dimes desu

>watching porn with sound

How old are you?

feels good to not be a british rat

>tfw ywn fuck sophie

>Oi luv hand over some of them chips and I'll gobble yer knob

Ah yes. Very nice.

>screeching yank accent

Is it really that bad? Would I annoy Brits if I visited?

Love it

Depends how strong it is, if you're from the south then yes

Mmmmmm... Give me more lines

Just the general American one m8

>mfw I search for faketaxi videos and go for the ones with the slaggiest looking girls

Them and the WankItNow videos are always good for a laugh.

Fake taxi is great

no one really cares then, you'd annoy some people but then people are annoyed easily here

I-I know, It's weird huh?

I'm on the rag luv just chuck it in me dumpah

Dogging videos are better desu