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She was a cunt and a sperm thief

johnson is best peep showfu

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I too am reading that Sup Forums thread.

what if you don't believe in free will and by extension believe nobody is good or bad?

have you ever seen an ATM skimmer lads?

>and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i like you

flirting with random hispanic girls on Kik because i haven't seen the gf in a week and I'm horny

I got fit broads in Atlanta lads

Can you still be attractive and be a 21 year old virgin with no friends?

cant figure out who to play in ck2 lads
867 blows, but 1066 has the hre and the seljuks cock blocking you from doing anything cool

>Lifting weights naked at home by yourself when you fail the last rep of your bench set and have to roll 95 kg down your chest, stomach and finally off your bare cock

joe cox died for nothing

well yes technically but it's unlikely

SHART
IN
MART

Worst poll of all time

End your existence

yeah I got fucked by one

no
now get in the runtbag and prepare for the drowning

Why are you up at 2:27AM user?

>not rolling it over your exposed ballsack and hearing the satisfying POP and sense of sheer euphoria

I dare say, a baboon has learnt how to type.

2 days off! I need ideas please. I would like to try something other than wanking, Internet stuff and walking.

1066 in ireland is simple
nobody attacks you so you can just take your time trying to unite all of ireland

>not playing counties
playing anything larger than a Duchy is prole-mode

also 1066 is the only somewhat balanced date.

be honest, why don't you have a gf /brit/?

delet this
t. mark

sometimes i think about you /brit/ lads that didn't fuck up their own lives with booze sat there happily posting and eating, laughing, and then going to bed and falling asleep instead of passing out and waking up feeling normal. trying so hard to be like you again but it's been years since i've known what it's like

What sentence did the guy who shot that mp get?

neet

sleep schedule has been 5am-8am sleep for months now, job centre at 3pm today though. Might go to bed earlier tonight maybe 4am.

>67kg
>eat a whole Dominos pizza, an Indian takeaway and Chilli in three days
>63 kg

What is happening to me lads

...

honestly, she got what she deserved imo

3 hours of sleep everyday doesnt sound healthy user, go to bed now pls.

you shat it all out lad

You're supposed to weight yourself in the morning before you eat

Also shitting changes your weight

imagine being an irish mick bog hopping monkey fuck

Dunno lad,

I remember eating mcdonalds for lunch nearly every school day back in year 11. Never put weight on, still a hungry skeleton. Guess some people just cant ge fat.

Imagine how much Jo Cox's children are going to hate right wingers when they grow up.

They'll probably join UAF and racemix out of pure hatred of the ideology that killed their mother.

where does all the mass you have consumed go?

>chocolate digestive that's gone soft

>s...s...stop

I always play counts. the hre is too stable and i have to wait 100 years before i can launch a revolt, that's what im saying.

I must say, I look absolutely smashing naked

Worms. Do you eat a lot of sushi?
any other symptoms?

>int
>most americans are baiting to try get more abuse, keep making fake stories up
>pol
>so upset that they want the mods to stop it
why are poltards so childish?
the two boards have a big overlap

he has such a punchable face reeeeeeeee

> mfw looking at my ass in the mirror after working out

those squats are going great

Lights on or off, /brit/?

on

I don't eat seafood.
I'm not a five a day kind of guy but I'm not American tier either (bar this week).

I just saw the weightlifters in the Olympics and get angry that everyone who weighed by weight was half a foot shorter than me so I started pigging out.

It's like impossible to get up to 11 stone.

lets see :3

*runs his hand down your chest*

what do you think, big boy?

I'm convinced it's bullshit media fearmongering

>Arabs import their supercars to London via a $250k cargo flight

>northerners marvel at trains made of bus parts

>An Australian posts "imagine being an irish mick bog hopping monkey fuck" with an anime picture

I would fuck you up, pathetic virgin weaboo

Checked. Dimmed.

Has a girl ever asked to see your willy?

Gf doesnt count

Anything before 1066 is for more experienced players. The main objective will always be stopping the Muslin and Pagan hordes, which becomes tedious after 100 years.

1066 is the best start. The only problems about 1066 are:
1. All the Jimenas declaring war on themselves, instead of the Iberian Muslims
2. The Holy Roman Empire always setting up an anti-Pope
3. France usually splitting into France and Aquitaine

I always either pick France or the HRE to help the Spanish in their Reconquista.

By the way, if you want a real riot, try starting around the time off King John in England....he has a retinue size of nearly 70,000 and raising ship levies will cost you 200 ducats a month. Any war will surely bankrupt you

>the hre is too stable
make it unstable then?

Christian powers have really been shit on with recent updates, they need a major overhaul

bitch

You can barely afford to eat every night let alone traveling here you green nigger

>stare at the sun
>look at wall
>can't see anything

>stare at the wall
>look at sun
>can't see anything

Not if he steals your potatoes first you won't.

Reckon I'd go ahead and just end it all t b h

why are far left groups like antifa and uaf so much more proactice
most far right groups are usually meme tier and hold the odd rally with 100 people but are counter rallied by 2-300 leftists

I'm not a criminal why would I travel to a penal colony?

better get your eyes tested lad

How's /blackgf2016/ going lads?

Preparing for /nonwhitegf2017/ honestly myself

>Air in ball
>Ball bounces

>Air in room
>Room doesn't bounce

>Cum all over stomach and lay there in euphoria
>A fly lands in my pool of cum

cooool

i don't know
never managed to get close enough to any girls in school
had some friends and i'm pretty sure a few girls fancied me but neither of us ever tried to start anything
perhaps uni will be different

wtf i hate physics now!

really had it up to HERE with this Irish monkey lads

isn't it really nice when an obvious bait post gets no replies? i like to imagine to pathetic runt who made it refreshing several times thinking "b-but someone's got to be upset by this why aren't i getting any replies ;_;"

gf doesn't count? then no...

lads why hasn't god returned yet and why are you still waiting lmao

>Anything before 1066 is for more experienced players.
yea but it also gets boring much faster because either you wipe the board or you deal with all the horrible balancing of the world/a billion fractured little states.

1066 is much more fun and the balancing isn't as horrible, not to mention playing a Pagan is a bigger challenge.

shrieking

@63852393
became gay from reading this gay post

>b-but someone's got to be upset by this why aren't i getting any replies ;_;"
me multiple times a day

> mfw watching the fly slowly drown in my cum puddle

theres probably 100000 irish people in australia at this stage lol
its one of the most popular emigration countries

hes playing hide and seek lad

because left wing isn't a slur.

In fact, if you're asked your political positions - you better fucking say left wing unless you're over the age of 50, otherwise you face being ostracised.

JK Rowling is a rich white woman who talks about how working class white men are shit and is praised for it because left wing politics are AWESOME! :D

DUDE haha ebin!!
I L-O-V-E redditoad!
he's my favorite twitter memee

@63852393
Yeah nah

you're posting in /realniggahours/
no blacks allowed

Exercise, drink plenty water. Eat more and eat GOOD food, not dominos pizzas....

business idea: claim asylum in the Ecuadorian embassy and get free rent

a posthumous celebration?

absolutely howling at this post lads

hating the working class is not left wing you dappy cunt

Best way to dismantle the HRE is start as Heinrich, the Emperor, in 1066. Divorce/get rid of your wife and marry the heir to Messien, who is a girl at the time. Or it's your choice really.

Raise the Burgher/ city taxes and spend money on nothing but yourself. Sometimes I help out with everyone's Holy War, like in Iberia.

Then just start pissing all your vassals off.

I got a revolt for Italy. I immediately surrendered and the Kingdom of Italy was formed by some nobody. Same thing happened to Lotharinga and Burgundy

Created Frisia and made it independent, etc.

then I gave myself the Kingdom of Germany

Then I died and was the most powerful vassals, so I just declared Independence.

>used to have an old pillow that I would cum into when I was a young teen
>one of my friend used it in a pillow fight once
>mfw only I knew he was the most dangerous enemy on the battlefield

>hey user, wanna go down to the pub with us? :P

your response?

>He quotes his own poor quality post from a previous thread then claims hes howling at it

Hating the white working class is.

a festival to commemorate the resurrection of our Lord and savior?

where's the alcohol