Why do Americans love condiments so much?

Why do Americans love condiments so much?
seems like you can't eat anything in America without it being drowned in ranch, mayo, ketchup or(and) mustard

>American style mustard

Not true.
I eat cereal without any of those things on it, as well as packaged ramen.
Nice kangaroos you have, by the way. I'd love to visit your petting zoos.

Everyone knows Dijon mustard is superior.

I hate condiments

Agreed

Wtf?
Those are the least American looking condiments I have ever seen.

Western mustard so weak. Only russian mustard! like hitting a wooden Board on the head.

I was thinking the same thing, those don't look Hecho en Mexico

>Australia
>thinks pancake mix is a condiment

Who is the real American here?

This is the "american" brand of Lidl stores.

What does a Holocaust survivor think when he walks past the soap at Lidl?

your culture is exactly the fucking same, you ripped it off in fact
do you even have your own identity?
dont you dare say v8's, cowboys and handegg shaped ball sports

no
we're getting Lidl this year, my friend works for them
we also have Aldi
They replaced Bottom Dollar

REAL AMERICANS GO TO THE STORE DRUNK ON VODKA AND SUGAR ON THEIR RASCAL SCOOTER TGEOUFH THE DOOR INTO THE STORE BUY MUSTARD KETCHUP BARBEQUE BABY BACK RIBS CHARCOAL MAKE RIBA EAT IT LEAVE STORE GET HOME SHIT ON TGE FLOOR SCREAM AT NEIGHBOR MAKE HOTDOGS THEN MUSTARD EAT THEM POUR KETCHUP ON MEATLOAF DRINK MORE BOURBON EAT MEATLOAF COOK IT EAT MORE DRINK DOMESTIC WHISKEY PASS OUT WAKE UP GET CHILD FROM DAYCARE SHITSELF

This. Russian mustard is the best shit ever.

>DRUNK ON VODKA
Americans?

Said the one who have never tried it.

EASY TO DRINK AND VERY COMMONLY DRUNK WHERE I AM
IT'S THE UNFLAVORED KIND PURELY TO GET DRUNK

you're starting to turn into a Russian

Fuck dijon, honey mustard (actual honey mustard, not that generic "honey" mustard that all the big companies make and use) is GOAT

>VERY COMMONLY DRUNK WHERE I AM
More like "where I am very commonly drunk"
Stop posting and go to bed you alco

Я жил в Caмape, знaю гopчицa.

my brit friends make fun of me because i can't eat things without drenching them in sauces. i don't know how one would eat fries and fried chicken, or a burger without sauces

weird

I always eat fries without sauce.

And? How does it taste?

Americans prepare tasteless food, their concept of seasoned food is anything spicy.

It kicks my ass and makes my nose drip but it's great. Turned my whole family onto it and just bought the same companies khren.

The cheese is the "sauce" I like my cheeseburgers with cheese, grilled onions and bacon, pickle on the side, nothing else, even tomatoes or mustard which otherwise I love. Key to a good hamburguer is simplicity.

Same thing with fries, if I can't have them with cheese I'd rather njoy them on their own. Putting anything on fried chicken seems weird to me, same with pizza, people here eat it with Worcestershire, which I like very much but find bizarre on pizza.

I think people do miss out on a lot covering the flavors on food.

>sandwich sauce
Does it not qualify the food standards to be called mayonnaise?

I would expect it from an Anglo to enjoy eating flavorless shit

No offense but that sounds like a horrible burger. Maybe if it was some good cheese.

>I like my cheeseburgers with cheese, grilled onions and bacon, pickle on the side
Everything but the bacon and pickle is how I make my burgers.
Cheese, grilled onions, and mayonaisse is the perfect burger to me.
Good taste.

Did someone say condiments?

it's part of the sharting diet