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you know thats a meme website right

>tfw you weren't born a b0ng
>no, not a pajeet, fuck that shit
>even if it's a 50:50 chance to being born a white:pajeet
>b0ngs unironically complain about 10,000 gypsies
>meanwhile they unironically have 10 million gypsies from india, pakistan and bangladesh
>together with 10 million niggers

when will b0ngs wake up

jesus cock-sucking christ, a nation which LITERALLY had to dedicate an ENTIRE CONTINENT to housing its crooks

are you literally THIS fucking retarded?!?

>RooshV

Agree

>Those exams must be really stressful then
apla xrwstaw polla ma8imata desu
>What is it that really bugs you ?
I just don't know weather I'm living in reality or not

maybe find more interesting women to hang out with, then
Sure, I've had those friends that I'd love to fuck as well, but for the most part, any women that I'm still friends with, are just nice people.

>jesus cock-sucking christ, a nation which LITERALLY had to dedicate an ENTIRE CONTINENT to housing its crooks
worked out in the end kek

So, your life is great right now, thats good.
But do you ever think about whats next, do you ever contemplate on your own mortity?

Credit is Special Meme Fresh

vosοtros son mogolicos psh

>tfw a continent full of CROOK GENES is 1st world and your shithole is 3rd world

kms

You live far from a third world country, you whiney fuck

>But do you ever think about whats next
that's what scares me, I don't think it can keep on getting better for long
>do you ever contemplate on your own mortity?
It's just, weird.
I just keep thinking about this, what if I actually died there, but last second my mind came up with all that I'm living now? And just time is distorted?
And if I hadn't died, then why am I even alive now?
It just frightening, I never opened up about this anywhere, that's why I came here desu, couldn't keep it in for any longer

10/10 page desu

How many kilometers is the distance from Bulgaria to Albania?

>living in reality or not
Age? Feeling like you are on the outside looking in?

>sofia selyani think they're 1st world

ayyyyyyyyyyyy LAME-ao

Yeah dude, you are definetely underage, no idea why i bother having a conversation with you

dobre be dyadka, koga za posledno si vzel 4,000 lv zaplata i koga za posledno si hodil na bahamite na pochivka?

>Age?
20
>Feeling like you are on the outside looking in?
sometimes, yes, but usually, it feels like I am nothing, it's a weird feeling, not ego death though

Bulgaria is 2nd world

nobody outside of /balk/ knows that

american'ts think we're literally a south american country ask them

to the world we're 3rd world

You go out and see people and stuff like weird, distant and absurd? Even that only your thinking kinda exists, not your body?

Well, have you tried expanding your knowledge on the subject?
You already have the view that there isnt anything else but now, ylu cant lose much.

Go take DMT, go read the Bible, the Quran,
Bhagavad Gita, the Torah, etc

Start learning about scientific discovories and combine the knowledge, the more i "understand" about our universe, the more it makes me believe there is something more we cant really contemplate

How is this relevant to my post?

Ofcourse, so is everyone else on the balkans, if we assume that "2nd word" exists as a classification nowadays

My point is that, almost 70% of the word lives way worse than us balkanians, so being a whiny little bitch is pointless.
If you consider having bread on gour table every day, having cloths, having fucking internet as a third world feature you are dellusional

>You go out and see people and stuff like weird, distant and absurd?
yes, but it also feels happy
>Even that only your thinking kinda exists, not your body?
that's what I usually think, but when I'm really left alone with my thoughts, it just feels like I fade to nothing.
I've been hours lying in my bed, just, being, not even thinking.

I can enter sleep paralysis, just by sheer will, I used to do that often, but I've stopped now, I'll only do that once a month or so.
I'm planning on using psychedelics when I reach 25 yo though
>Start learning about scientific discovories and combine the knowledge, the more i "understand" about our universe, the more it makes me believe there is something more we cant really contemplate
I'm in STEM already, so I already do that desu

but fucking 3rd world nigerian scammers have internet, clothes and even bitches and drugs

we're a literal 3rd world shithole

we literally have to comply to EU anti-piracy anti-hacking cucklaws

if we were pre-2000s bulgaria we'd be paradise by now

fuck the cuckEU tbx

i wanna steal american't credit cards and spend their money on whatever i want

>If you consider having bread on gour table every day, having cloths, having fucking internet as a third world feature you are dellusional
meh... literally most people in the world have this now a days
even south americans BTFO balkans in terms of economy, its pretty sad, but at least were fairly safe when we aren't having wars i suppose

Yep, definetely underage or just a really broken person

Sleep paralysis and OBE are fascinating but its just a small step in improving your cosmic perspective

You've never traveled outside of Bulgaria, have you?

Sounds like depersonalisation to me. Or the beginning of bipolar disorder.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization

Go talk to a professional, it's nothing to be ashamed of. A suicide attempt is no laughing matter. It's an indicator that something is wrong. Don't let it be, it will just get worse.

As for classes, don't let them amass in your final year it will be even more stressful. Have realistic goals, start by the introductory courses and work your way up. You're still 20 ffs.

>yfw Ludo will bring one for da Land this year

>Sleep paralysis and OBE are fascinating but its just a small step in improving your cosmic perspective

Wtf dude the hippies and Timothy Leary are back?

I know, I just want my brain to be fully developed before taking any drugs

>Go talk to a professional, it's nothing to be ashamed of
Once I make my own money, I will. I don't want my parents to know any of this desu
>As for classes, don't let them amass in your final year it will be even more stressful
I'm entering final year this year desu, eixa kerdisei xronia

In any case, I want to thank both of you guys, I'm actually feeling way better now.
I'm going to sleep, goodnight!

are you that guy who went to india? yeah any place in balkans look good when u compare it to fuckin india m8, south america for instance like i said is richer than us
were not THAT bad, like the BR-greek said I'd say were 2nd world, but theres plenty better places out there, we should be self-critical

>Once I make my own money, I will

I'm warning you, don't let it slide. It will get worse. Πήγαινε σε kανά δημόσιο ψυχιατρείο να μιλήσεις με ψυχολόγο. Τώρα είναι σkατά αλλά δεν θα σου φύγουν ένα kάρο λεφτά που θέλει ο ιδιώτης kαι θα μάθεις τι παίζει με τη παρτη σου. Και στους γονείς πες το. Τι kαkό θα γίνει δηλαδή;

>hippie
not even close tb h :^)

>Leary
He was a fucking hack lad

Drugs arent even necessary, but they do help
You have a good mindset tho, you have to ready and completely in agreement with yourself before starting them

>guy who went to India

No, but nice assumptions for the rest of your post

>self-critical
Never said im not, did you see me comparing balk situation with Denmark?
Ofcoirse that there are a lot of problems needing fixing, but comparing yourself with fucking Nigeria/India is plain wrong.

Greece is first world

okay :^)

Meme all you like about muh denbts but it's true and is considered such by other nations

...

youtube.com/watch?v=BAsJSfgwBpc

The cursed name strikes again


GREECE ANNEX PLZ

Αιωνία η μνήμη.

Evdryone here hates you and knkws that you are autistic shitposter, but still

Whatever makes you go through the day i guess, if you genuinely believe that your country can compare with Norway, Germany, Australia, USA, Japan etc, then keep believing it

зoштo нe cпиeш бpaтe

Come home Macedonian man.

Cпиeњe e тpoшeњe вpeмe.

Blind old ass nigga.

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>Evdryone here hates you and knkws that you are autistic shitposter
brb goeng tu kell mysalf naw

Stop sharting on muh heritage .

Time out Negro time out, thank the white man for his infinite mercy.

based character
fuck the lil nigglets

Come home white man.

man ruckus is the best part of boondocks
youtube.com/watch?v=ZrZZQzyhp7g

favority pornstar
and you?

Ουρανία aryan race

aryans are indian gypsies

Aryans wuz white

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World&ei=wBaUVJDK&lc=pt-BR&s=1&m=304&host=www.google.com.br&ts=1471921329&sig=AKOVD65qMD0flPUQlvqh76IDdEc2Rtky7g

kek i remember this old webm

i don't really have a favorite pornstar
i just search for "mature" 95% of the time and fap to random ones that pop up

>not posting this 10/10 semen demon

sucky sucky faiv dolla

i fap on google images

I bet you look her up a lot
>tfw she looks like Travolta in Hairspray

mmmhmmm
do you by any chance have her pics from the beach with her bf??.....

Reminder to never watch this flick or read the book

>read
hahaahah

2 l8 m8

oh noes
>sdna.gr/politiko-deltio/life-style/article/235923/sta-maxairia-o-gios-tis-kokkali-me-ti-mana-toy-gia-ta

Not gonna lie, i cried like a little bitch

This, Threads and Dear Zachary are prolly the most depressing movies that ive watched

oy vey it's like annudah shoah

>sleep paralysis
how do you do it

I only cry if there are dogs involved
Like Hatchiko for example

is this from a novela? or where is this from?

Pretty much the same, i cried watching Hatchiko basically for all of the second part of the movie.

But The Road fucking destroyed me for some reason

Probably because you saw the movie from the father's perspective
>wife suicidal and kills herself leaving you win an infant
>you risk your life trying to help the child
>drag around supplies and trying to help your son in any way you can
>encounter death, desecration, cannibals, zombie-like people, corpses and other bad stuff along the way
>find a nice shelter to live in for a long long time
>thank God you and your son are comfy in a bunker with food, beds and water
>have to leave
>bitch crossbows your leg
>slowly lose blood while dragging cart full of supplies
>lay dying with your last sight being your son hopelessly trying to save you and noone there to protect him after you eventually perish

>lay on you back for like 40-50 minutes
>DONT move
>if you are tired as fuck, it will help a lot
>at some point you will start feeling really, really sleepy
>try your hardest to not pass out
>at this point, you start feeling that you cant move your limbs(i started seeing creepy shadow figures then so dont fucking open your eyes)
>imagine that there is a rope/ladder above you and try to "climb it"

>congratz, you should be astral projecting now

also, this needs practice, you will most prolly fuck it up for the firsf few times, i remember being scared as shit the first few times i started feeling paralyzed so i just forced myself to "wake up"

sleep paralysis is a VERY fucked up thing to do if you are not ready and sure about what you're going to do

do you guys mind if I become a little /x/-tier?

*astral projection

Dunno, but my dad looks almost 1:1 with Viggo Mortensen so it was a fucking hard hitter to me

I basically weeped during the ending

I don't really want to type this because the thought of a brown hairy subhuman Slav/roach living in some third world hole looking at my comments really disgust me but whatever I'll go ahead
>we only have 1 million blacks in our country
>2 million muslims

There you have my you now I'll be of to bed

sure, go on

Astral projection is pretty much your soul leaving your body for a while
Or if you are really skilled, a multiplied part of your soul outside of your body
But when you are an inexperienced person who does not have strong ties to the faith and one guardian angel (sometimes more don't play much importance) you might get influenced by certain malevolent spirits to stay away for too long (since you don't have a notion of time) and eventually you die in your sleep, or you get influenced by bad spirits to stay with them and thus screwing your spirit over
Near Death Experiences are almost the same thing since your soul leaves your body but it is usually caused by God to give you a lesson or because it wasn't your time just yet and you are "thrown" back to your body

I have done astral projections 3 times, 2 unwillingly, 1 willingly

Tell me about your personal OBE experiences

I was close to a friend's garage and we were washing his car since he sometimes helps me with washing my car
And suddenly I froze, I was trying to grab the car wax and just stayed there, when I opened my eyes I was looking at myself from a bird's eye view and then I looked around and basically noclipped around my neighbourhood, when suddenly I heard shouting, it was my friend, I felt myself being dragged to my body and regaining my corporeal feelings and bad feelings, because you never feel bad feelings when you are outside of your body, I told my friend about it and prayed, that was the second time
The first time was when I was 6 years old and I was sleeping and suddenly felt light I looked at the bottom and I saw myself sleeping with no issues, then my grandmother woke up to go to the bathroom (I slept next to my grandmother when I was a kid because I was a light sleeper and if anything happened I could realise it), I facepalmed because of all the things I could dream of, I dreamt of my grandmother going to take a shit and "went back to my body", the joke is that I groggily woke up and heard my grandmother flush the toilet with the bathroom light still on (I am a light sleeper but flushes don't wake me up)
The third time was when I was trying to astral project in my own will, after a ton of tries I managed it through sheer will at around 4am, I was projecting around my room for what I thought was 5 minutes when dark figures suddenly dragged me down to my body and kept me there, I know why they did that, then I was sleep paralyzed for 2 hours with a high pitched riging noise in my ears, kinda like gun shots, I tried to pray but my words got slurred and unintelligible and then I realised I was forgetting the words (something impossible since I know the pater imon by heart, even when I was an Atheist) alas, after the 5th attempt I finally prayed and some minutes later I slept normally, and because of that, I now instinctively have issues sleeping at night

>not greentexting
>tl;dr
>normie newfag

go get shot on the street, you black subhuman

It wouldn't fit with greentext buddy, I reached exactly 2000 words
tl;dr
>1st time when I was 6 by accident
>2nd time when I was washing my friend's car
>3rd time when I wanted it to happen but got assraped by demons figuratively

>boo hoo normies hurt my feewees
Are you Romanian or something?

>It wouldn't fit with greentext buddy

the summer never ends

are you samefagging, chimpman?

>dark figures

I guess that really is the commong thing in eveyone's experience
Ive always wondered whats the explanation for it, there has to be some...

back to redдit

>tfw the only /x/ tier experience i had when i saw a woman impaled on a tree.
Shw wore a tradition epirote dress and smilled yo me.
That must have been bs tho cuz i was really ill and i was probably hallucinating

The thing is, I know how to greentext

>be me
>be Effendi
>walk in the streets of Izmit, Kocaeli
>girls lovin my alpha scorpio swagger
>oh shit.jpg
>it's Heresh
>he grabs my hands and forces to a dumpster in an alley
>he rapes by butthole with his powerful Kurdish penis
>it hurts but I do it for PKK
>he leaves me alone with semen in my ass
>I go home
>I get a call
>it's mom
>she wants me to move with my uncle and auntie in bel-air
>I run to the house
>I open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
>my mom suddenly transformed into a 10m tall dinosaur from the trapezoid era
>imma need about tree fiddy
>goddamn loch ness monster

Demons my friend
They want to influence your soul when it us most vunerable

*is

Καλημέρα μάγkες μου!

Καλήν εσπέραν άρχοντες αν είναι ορισμός σας
Χριστού τη Θεία γέννηση να μπω στ’αρχοντιkό σας.
Χριστός γεννάται σήμερον εν Βηθλεέμ τη πόλη

>work as IT
>go to the toilet
>see a poopy bin
SELYAKS ON SUICIDE WATCH TOTALLY BTFO INTERNET ASSBLASTED

CЪБPAЛИ CE BЪB BЪPШEEEЦ
CTO ПЧEЛИЧКИ ЗA MEДEEEЦ

We have poopy bins in my workplace too I dunno why everyone is pretending they never saw one.

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