These are the superior type of toilet

I live in the US, and until I visited Europe I did not realize how terrible the typical US toilet is.
It is amazing to not have to worry about splashback.

the smell though...

I poop in the shower :)

I should have clarified. I'm referring specifically to the type which is designed so that when you flush, water sweeps across the flat part, cleaning it. There's no buildup of waste on any part.

>worry about a few drops of toilet water splashing on your buttcheeks
>love the smell of your own shit so much you have no desire for the stench to be covered up by the water
>10 seconds later you peel your buttcheeks apart and let your bidet fuck you in the ass

Poo shelf toilets are easier to clean so are more hygienic than American toilets.

>poop shelf
is this why scat porn is popular in germany?

yeah but, i mean until you fluch, your log just stands there whereas in normal toilets it floats or sinks and is globally surrounded by water. it attenuates the stink

light a match

Yeah, but the log is only there for a few minutes, so I haven't noticed any issues with odor.

put some toilet paper down the toilet before you shit you fucking retard

>be American
>go to poo
>make eye contact with everyone else who is pooing due to gaps in toilet cubicles
>get ass splashed with shitty aids water

yeah, it's not supposed to smell good anyway i guess

>Multiple correct solutions required - please solve more.
>Press PLAY and enter the numbers you hear

lol anyone got this captcha before?
people reading numbers and you must guess them. wtf lol thay can't speak also.

>not carrying your poo bucket with you when you go into town

squat toilet is the only correct answer

>get infected with aids from aids residue
>you have to pay the guy you got aids from alimony

>not spending half an hour pondering the mysteries of the universe while squeezing out fat juicy logs

No, because everyone is smart enough to enable legacy captchas, newfriend.

Interesting... I am not familiar with this technology.

You don't live in America. Stop larping. If you actually lived in America, then you'd know that Yuropoor toilets are terrible because our non-poverty diets would allow us to have monster shits that would pile up on the toilet shelf and touch our ass. And that's why I poop in the shower like and stomp my shits down the drain whenever I visit Yuropoor.

You can stand up, flush, and then sit back down if you want to.

>standing up before wiping your hole clean. gross.

>non-poverty diets

aka morbidly obese diets
normal healthy humans dump a single compact log every morning with no other residue.

Now that I think of it, a toilet which you don't have to touch with any part of your body actually makes a lot of sense... On the other hand, I guess you have to lower your ass down close to where a lot of people's feet have been.

>breaking intense concentration
>wasting water

>squats in your path
wat do

i just installed a superior browser, i hadn't done the settings yet.
i didn't know captcha went this far nowadays

Some people eat more than one kebab a day, Hans.

Pro tip for those without a poo-shelf toilet.
Put a little toilet paper in the toilet first to dampen the landing which prevents splashback. Also prevents the shit from leaving a huge trail.

checkm8, atheist!

I have one in my rental apartment.

It shit.
Wish I could change it.

This helps, but unfortunately sometimes the splashback is too powerful.

Oh man, I love it when burgers come to Europe, stay in a single hotel and then generalize the the whole continent after it.

Well gosh darn toodley doo, me cants't waitsto go to Texas and then think that the whole USA is like thats. Thank you, dumb burger. You really activated my almonds

Yes, I pass one single, compact, monster-sized shit every morning with no other residue, you Andreet street shitter.

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>be Indian.
>invent literally perfect toilet.
>it's so perfect you in fact consider it holy.
>have to poo in the streets ever since.

shit shelf toilets are only a thing in germany AFAIK (and even only partially).

i've lived and traveled across france, italy, spain, belgium, the nederland the UK and they all have normal splashback toilets.

are european poop selfies a thing?

Netherlands used to have shit shelves too.
They are slowly being replaced but many still have them.

>shit shelf toilets
>splashback toilets
welcome to Sup Forums

France has these too.

these suck, the log will inevitably hit your balls once it breaks off unless you have constant american diarrhea. Also, always in danger of getting shit on the back of your hand while wiping.

I've only ever seen a poop selfie from a Chinese guy.

yeah they're called "turkish toilets", you mostly find them in public places like camping sites, concert halls, public transport etc... i guess they're easier to clean and harder to mess with (pic related)

I don't understand why they would want to replace the shit shelf toilets. To me they seem so obviously superior...

No
T. Lives in Paris, went to pretty much every big french city

Never that clean though.

Everybody in the Netherlands has nightmares of having to take a shit while on a French motorway.

That's not a turkish toilet though

Because while it's been fun we're now done with smelling and seeing our own poop.

no it's the mess dutch tourists leave when you make normal splashback toilets available on motorways.

that's why we put turkish toilets there, so they can be clean with a water hose.

But you can just shit, then immediately flush, then wipe thoroughly, then flush the toilet paper. Why would there be a smell problem?

are you supposed to remove your pants when you use these? how do you avoid shit and piss not getting on your pants when you pull them down & squat?

>not subsisting on purely fibre and vitamin supplements so you never have to poo
it's nearly 2018 for f*k's sake

Was refering to the one you called a turkish toilet

oh, yeah they're not exactly the same(pic related-your typical camping site squatting toilet, the reason you don't shit in three days)
but the same principle...

My ass is not fat enough to form an airtight seal over the toilet seat.

you pull your pants up between your legs with one hand, you pull your junk down with the other.
an aweful experience overall.

This is why I never go to france.
A literal shit hole.

nah man nah

my ex'es cousins house in netherlands (castricum) has the poop shelf toilet. we all got a big kick out of it. also teaching mikel how to say "poopie butt" when he had to shit out fire from the jalapenos we brought him.

also fuckers are tall over there, and the building proportions seem to reflect it.

last also: eating sketchy haring sandwiches on koniginnedag and getting hammered and going to a city wide garage sale was allright.

>A literal shit hole
World's number one tourist destination, you mean

all of this is pre-nigger france

Fibre makes you poo more silly.

It's not digested and it retains water, adding bulk to your turds (which makes it easier to push them out).

Poop shelves are horrible. I only saw this once in some random hotel and the shit I took in it nearly reached my ass. I couldn't swipe my hand down without going into my poop tower. Just use normal toilets where everything slides down and away.

yeah a no-residue diet actually contains zero fibers

poo in the loo

You don't necessarily go to France (apart from the people it's actually quite nice).
But you have to pass through France to get to Spain or Italy.

Maybe the solution is a poop shelf toilet with a taller bowl.

Could be, maybe the toilet I saw was just bad. But then the toilet would become XBOX HUEG

That is not a healthy amount to shit out in one go....but I do know that feel.

the solution is the japanese toilet, they got it all figured out

Eat up, Yurofag.

>water sweeps across the flat part, cleaning it
Usually it does. It gets funny if not.

Itz only smellz

Who the fuck designed that?
>take shit
>it fucking gets glued to the surface leaving residues when you flush
That's some scat tier shit.

>aids guy sues you for stealing his aids

It sucks when you have a diarrhoea and feel so sick you really need the support.

go big or go home

It probably varies a lot. Czech republic, I see both types, although the "shelf" type might have been more common in the past (older buildings/homes).

lmao americans need a forklift to take a shit

was, now it looks like zanzibar

you were born after low flow became mandatory

"pre-nigger" france is still france you mongloid.
You burgers are just mad that your "pre-nigger" age takes only up to 20% of your history.
The rest is filled with nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga

At least they can shoot the niggers down before they rape their loved ones.

t. Spaniard

I'm not a burger, I'm merely stating the fact that you took a big dump on your country by importing all the niggers. Burgers did the same shit though so there's that.

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americans would still run through woods scratching bark from trees and hiding from indians if they didn't have the blacks to do all the hard work for them. And that was before they turned into lard whales. 21st century american would be completely fucked

Basically, they are like orcs. Good european people when they came there (albeit they were usually funny in the head protestants) but they and were twisted and corrupted into amerilards slowly, by Melkor.

This is objectively the best type. Same as America, except the water level isn't retardedly high. Nobody wants to look at their shit on a shelf, what the fuck

France aint bongistan tho.
The french only get bombings and attacks.
With a colonial history such as ours i believe it was bound to happen sometime. I think France has it way better than Britain because our law enforcement isnt filled with nearly as much PC caramel sword swallowers. The police is actually enforcing the law and thats why we're not getting shit like britain rape caves and sweden's no-go zones.

I bet spaniards (or other europeons/americunts) rape much more of their loved ones themselves, proportionally. Except those are hushed away because the btiches asked for it.

>The french only get bombings and attacks.
lol

I have been curious about using these, but I've only seen them in public toilets, never stayed at a guesthouse or hotel that had one in the privacy of my bathroom to practice with. I'd rather fall over and bruise my tailbone in private, for dignity's sake.

I've done the half squat toilets though. Those are okay.

Do not recommend the poop shelf though. Plus, I'm parasite free anyway.

You haven't seen the real shit yet.

olympic splash zone

>americans would still run through woods scratching bark from trees
you're a know-nothing

Jesus

If that is the position you are supposed to use, wouldn't you shit in your shoes?

>olympic
That reminds me.

That workaround only helps with the first piece.

I’ve walked into a bathroom like this in a club in Spain. The toilets were mixed and I walked in on two girls sitting next to each other