MORNIN' GEORGE edition
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korean pop
That's a meriva though
Better edition
But that fat pleb George still needs to do one
*enters /brit/*
hmm this looks like a good spot
*sharts everywhere*
hehe
the zafira is the star of the show
so this is the power of JME.. wow
estimated max of 60 mls of rain tommorrow
absolutely DELIGHTED with this news, intend to enjoy these few days off
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girls with very long hair
pls say brisbane
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Hope it pisses it down lad x
sydney man loving these paid rain days desu
Reminder that Britannia has claimed a cultural and political victory over all and /brit/ stands as a testament to that fact.
All hail Britannia!
reeeeeeeee it never rains here unless it floods reeeeeeeee
loving this positivity
threads off to a good start
rasheed you've got some fucking front running your mouth online like I wouldn't find out you pencil necked streak of piss. Don't forget I know where you live you dozy paki cunt, want me to send bricktop round and brick your gaff? I'll turn your new Vauxhall Zafira with glass roof, overhead storage and satnav into ash so do NOT push your fucking luck - it's bad enough I've got to see your currywog family every day on the school run, you keep these antics up and you won't make it to the end of the week son, now FUCK OFF
*does a think*
hmmm rain sounds comfy right about now
*checks forecast*
* ""100%"" chance of rain tomorrow*
aw yis
serendipity haha
>possible rainfall: 20 to 35 mm
>likelihood of rain: 95%
brisbane's gonna make it after all lads nek minut flooded
went to school with that girl
>racism
haha yeah, imagine being so useless and impotent you were reduced to taking your frustrations out on a japanese anime forum at quarter to 9 in the morning
oi mate put some shrimps on the barbie
Howling on the train
have a sad wank every morning
alright ill put your dick on the barbie in a minute m8
imagine truly believing in minimising government whilst maximising capitalism haha
fingered her outside a nightclub on the gold coast
What went wrong, /brit/?
imagine not hahaha
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
bunghole is dripping
>yfw Arsene Wenger gets sacked this season
love how her knee disappears
>Deus Ex doesn't release until 5pm GMT
montreal needs to be carpet bombed
used to cyber with her, pretty sure it was a man haha
we talking about hex?
why are the spanish such manchilds
agreed. it's a shit city full of shit people. it's LITERALLY a shitty city since the mayor dumped 8 million litres of sewage into the St. Lawrence river. fucking frogs
Tbh everyone goes on about how great Montreal is
I thought it was fucking shit compared to Toronto, the novelty of old town wore off quickly, the most fun I had were a few clubs and cycling around the F1 track, rest of it was wank
stayed in the gay district that was a fucking experience, during fetish weekend too, people with stuff up their arse in public, full latex etc
mental
bit gay
alri bender haha
Yeah that's Toronto for ya. I live about 2 hours from there south from there right on Lake Erie. I live in a redneck tobacco farm area and i love living here.
But yeah Toronto is fucking garbage. It's way to diversified. It's the #1 city in the world with the most population that wasn't born in the city which is like 40 something percent if not more.
There's always construction on major highways like the 403 and 407 and there's garbage anywhere and the city smells like shit too. middle eastern guys driving shitty BMWs and other dumb stuff. Rural life is the best life.
Also, which clubs did you hit up?
lads just got thrown out of greg's place for being racist
They just finished this new skyscraper, looks neat
um rude
can't find any photos of it but it was a bit fucked lads
nah I meant the fetish weekend was in montreal
I enjoyed Toronto, but yeah there's construction everywhere
the hostel we were staying in was quite famous but after we left it got priced out of the neighbourhood and flogged to build more condos
in which city?
>pokerface
put your finger in my bum
very nice
can you go up there?
haha looks like they missed a bit in the middle x
Spaffed all over my laptop last night on FaceTime with the gf
What a mess, didn't expect to cum so hard
> looks neat
shut up you fucking cringeworthy yank
is it still there? can i lick it up?
But it's smelly
fuck off you cringeworthy chav
living in a city is nice
here comes the thailand defence force
Not sure yet, they usually put restaurants on top of the big ones so, hopefully.
OH YEH lmao
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thailand is going to swallow my cock later tonight
haha just kidding I imagine that's a purposeful design choice x
I don't like thailad but I don't like the posters that don't like him even more
Wiped it off but you can suck the tissue
You have Gregg's over there then?
>Hi, I hate Thailad but don't you think Anti-Thailad poster are just as bad?
>t. not a Thailad fan
FUNKY
what was the point of this post
nice try thailad internet defence force, I can see through your charade
>thialad's underground noncing empire has gotten so big he can afford a defense force
>Have a defense force
>It hates me
I don't want it, can I donate it to another poster or flag?
wouldn't fancy being the one who has to wash that glass on the balony Tbh
Poleaboo is awake
Showered, had a banana for breakfast
Was able to poop but I'm going to buy laxative anyway
Up to 152.5 lbs
Lot of hair loss as usual
Took a pic of myself, will review it before posting
That's a fair point, I bet the window washer lads aren't happy.
do I like Thailad? sure, he's a good kid
do I rate Pogba? *inhales cigarette* no.... no I do not
at least on flat skyscrapers they can just go up and down, they'll have to be doing all sorts of acrobatics
tough shit you annoying cunt
yeah exactly, will be awkward af
Plenty of people are called Greg
Name 5
bloody hell, doesn't look very safe, at least the lads in NY and that have a big platform to stand on
*hands you this*
increased weight on deadlifts yesterday and my back aches a bit lads
They're mentalists
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madmen
fuck off man
*poos with the door open*
My mate Greg, his dad Greg, that bloke who works at the train station (also named Greg), Greg Inglis who plays for the South Sydney Rabbitohs, and Greg "the Shark" Norman arguably the greatest golfer of all time (also a holder of the christian name Greg)
Metro boomin want some more nigga
Bit of classic Aussie and NZ style banter lads. Chuck her a squiz.
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>Usain bolt went after THIS
I don't get it
Don't forget Greggo who works at the servo
squiz is a good one haven't heard that in a while
Fair play
kys
>great thread on Sup Forums about Peep Show
>nearing bump limit so I won't be able to join in
ha ha ha ok
how does this make you feel?
>that's pretty frank of you
>cyril... cyril...
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