Country power ranking

How powerful is your country

UK is 3rd in the world imo. And you?

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Imo 3rd in the world.

1st and 2nd are USA and China

Good enough for a cunt so small

Oops I thought you were lmaoing @ me not imoing

>british reading comprehension

>japan

>Japanese man dresses as Italian
>Somehow signals the beginning of a sports competition in Tokyo

I fucking hate this scum.

does mario belong to summer or winter olympics

imo 3rd in the world or maybe 3rd world country imo

Summer
There are plenty of Mario summer Olympic games

Russia is 3rd IMO

I'm afraid of 2020. All this country's shame will expose to world.

#55 at power
#33 in GDP and overall best

China is 3rd

I disagree with you

1. Russia
2. EU
3. Brazil

POWER GAP

SHART. USA

Be brave

#2 at military power
#8 in GDP
#3rd world shitthole

>country power ranking
>EU

This is famous 2ch meme. It isn't his original.

>#2 at military power

lmao

Actually, it's true.

Please post the original.

What's wrong
>#3rd world shitthole
How about no

>UK is 3rd
nah, especially after brexishit, fucking NAH

if i had to select one out of europe, id say its germany after all

World relevance map

Yep no European cunt can compete by itself

>no European cunt can compete by itself

We can compete better than Russia

>no European cunt can compete by itself

Will overtake you on this soon as well

Earthquake masturbation

On some measures we already have

We still have soviet heritage. :--D

Glorious Nippon

Russia has more tanks... but how many overseas bases does Russia have?

>no European cunt can compete by itself
YES WE CAN

We don't need it. We don't want attack someone :^)

Coffee machine power: full

My autism is grateful to you.

;^)

This is your problem; Russia is too timid and shy. You need to be more assertive like the UK.

why brits always try hard at this

i once saw brits persistently claiming the same shit and being buttmad over it outside Sup Forums

I haven't posted one of these threads in ages, I thought you guys missed me. Outside Sup Forums we tend to undersell ourselves

Yes, please be more assertive in mahmuds intake :^) also need more moneys to fund gender studies and keep nigger lives matter in touch. You literally do fucking nothing with your military power, can't understand why spend more money than you need.

#1 at everything

>most powerful air force in the world
>us airforce

>second most powerful
>us navy

:^)

We are the number 1 humanitarian superpower!

>You literally do fucking nothing with your military power, can't understand why spend more money than you need.

Yes we do. Our military is stretched to the limit because it tries to do so much. We have probably spent more time at war post-1945 than you Russians. Also to keep the Royal Navy a global force we are spending the bare minimum, we need to spend more than we currently are.

If the RN stops being a global force then if something happens in the world it will be harder to react and we'll be weaker

WE

>We are the number 1 humanitarian superpower!

Actually we're ahead of you on that as well. Taking in millions of young men of fighting age from Muslim countries doesn't count.

>News

WUZ

S :^)

WUZ

we wuz great

KANGZ

kek is that real?

Here's a mayor of a big city dressed as zoro.
Everyone was mocking him for months, I can't imagine what would happen if it was the PM.

>Summer olympics

Yea, it happened live during the Rio Olympics closing ceremony

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37151800

>Good enough for a cunt so small
>How about no
Have you never been to western Europe or Oceania?

Sorry, what? Can you speak up? I can't hear you from all the way down there in 4th place.

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#1

Vatican is our hostage, we can control the christian world

This is similar to a yugo joke about Montenegrins.
It goes like this:
How does a Montenegrin masturbate?
He digs a hole in the ground and waits for an earthquake.
(The stereotype for Montenegrins is that they are lazy.)

USA
Russia
China
Anyone else

Didn't France invade the Vatican and take the Pope hostage?

>UK is 3rd in the world imo.

this must be that famous british delusion. i bet you still think your little collection of 3rd world shitholes was an empire.

>2019
>UK still in the euro
pick one

>france
>extremely relevant
nah, we're very at best

???

We were never in the euro

>France
>Not a global power

France is only in Africa, the North Atlantic and the Middle-East

Britain is in all those places + South Atlantic and the Asia-Pacific/Far East

By "in" I mean has some sort of military or supply base in the region

I think it's fair Mario

You can make a decent argument the UK should be 2nd but I decided to be humble and modest and go with 3rd place :)

Probably like #22 or something this is ok imo we do ok for such few people and are the most relevant in the area.

It is. but the weak minded brit will always try to badmouth us or diminish us

I'm trying to be rational about it. How can you be a global power without bases in the Far East?

>study finds
>european geostrategy
whats this
which think tank or reserch company actually conducted it

the headline is cringy and super embarrassing anyway

>China is second

>UK
>3rd
>brexit
Yeah... no.

>Brexit
>A bad thing
Can't wait till neoliberal faggots like you are beheaded in the street.

America>China>Russia>Japan>Germany>Britain

They tried to. They dragged him out of his summer home and the people in the town hacked the army to pieces.

The pound weakened to 1985 levels and britbongs can't afford travelling anymore and won't be able to study abroad. Yes isolatinism works wonders

Brexit will have some bad short-term effects (and surprisingly a few positive ones), but in the long-term it won't make much difference to British power.

I voted Remain but I'm less negative about Brexit than I was. It's not the end of the world, and if you think this is Britain going into isolationism you don't understand this country.

>which think tank or reserch company actually conducted it

europeangeostrategy.org/

I love those little pieces of wit and litterature that will never get published.

>France
>not a global power

GERMANY BTFO

See

In terms of geopolitical and economic influence:

1. USA
2. China
3. Germany
4. Japan
5. UK

6. Russia
7. France
8. South Korea
9. India
10. Brazil

french military is everywhere dummy since we have territories everywhere

>Brit education

we have bases in oceania and carry missions in the south china sea. We also do counter-piracy missions in the caraibes and train our elites forces in south america. we hold scientific and military bases in the indian ocean.

tl;dr: you don't know shit.

>french military is everywhere dummy since we have territories everywhere

No permanent military/supply bases in the areas I mentioned

>we have bases in oceania and carry missions in the south china sea

Name the permanent French military bases there

kek

>www.europeangeostrategy.org/
saw it before posting my last one. this shit looks like a typical political researcher wannabe as you can see everywhere on twitter and doesnt seem to even be organized and independent.

Germany and Japan don't have:

- vetos on the UNSC P5
- nuclear weapons which have global reach and can survive a first strike
- an expeditionary military capability or experience

So imo they are weaker than you suggest

We have one permanant sea and air base base in Noumea, new caledonia

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base_aérienne_186_Nouméa

and a semi permanant one in tahiti for countering poachers

bullshit, israel is definitely higher than india and brazil.

Fair enough - you have one in New Caledonia. But have you seen how far that is from the South China Sea?

New Caledonia is Oceania and in the Pacific, but I don't regard it as being in the Far East. It's also a very isolated area. Of course you need it there to look after your territories, but it's too far from the Far East to do much there. You'd be better off launching missions from the Indian Ocean/Gulf

How would you rank the top 5. I'm interested in other opinions

The french commands deems the south china sea a bigger threat to the country interest than poachers and i perfectly understand them.With all of the asean countries still in a cold war over it's control it's better to join the US forces here as a dissuation force.

either way, point proven.