What are your strengths and weaknesses?

>What are your strengths and weaknesses?

dumb frogposter

My Makefiles are perfect.

Should I list that as a strength or weakness?

> MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I'M TOO DEDICATED TO MY JOB AND MIGHT WORK TOO HARD HUEHUE

I want to eat her pusi(m)

Well, I'm easy to work with, and willing to do just about anything needed. Problem is, I'm pretty bad at everything and paranoid as fuck

I work too hard aha xD

My strength is my ability to learn information quickly while my weakness is having absolutely no social life.

literally me

>excuse my hard on, boss

>my main weakness i guess is that i have no strengths

Why do people keep posting this she-goblin?

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Strength: Right arm
Weakness: Left arm

Strength: I've mastered ed
Weakness: I do not know mips assembly

I can break a pair of chopsticks with the rim muscles of my boipucci.
Trained it for years while also learning about women's fashion so I could apply for a programmers job.

No fuck you. Go to Reddit fucker.

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This

>strengths
You literally can't mentally break me.
harrassing management will break before I do.
>weaknesses
I don't give a shit about people and only care about their skills.

No wonder 2d and androids have a brigth future before them.
3d is literally repulsing.

I'm intelligent and have the sezchuan sauce to prove it.

Actually props for learning ed. It's old school as anything.

>strengths
+Weaponized autism: Never lose any argument
+Can actually program
+If interested, will use brain
>Weakness
-Lazy
-Like traps, loli, milfs, probably gay too. Absolutely hate bimbos
-Hate talking in person

>strengths
my right arm

>weaknesses
traps

>Weaponized autism: Never lose any argument
You mean
>never back down, even when literally everyone but you knows perfectly you have lost

*flex a 'cep'

>Like traps
>probably gay too
>probably
i think you mean certainly

Nope
Unless the quadposter is a female

>If we asked your friends why we should employ you, what would they say?

Why is it always women who come up with questions like that?

Do any interviewers actually care about the answers to these questions or are they purely to weed out the spergs like myself who can't think of a socially acceptable way to answer?

> MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I'M TOO DEDICATED TO MY JOB AND MIGHT WORK TOO HARD HUEHUE
that's me unironically on my last job my boss had to pull me out for a day after i forgot to do my mandatory breaks
i just really hate to leave something unfinished

what if i am a trap

Literally me, I also get increasingly lazy as the amount of work get starts to decrease. I need mountains of work to keep my paranoia on check, without work every living moment out of my life is spent worrying about bullshit -- to the point I start to neglect eating and sleeping.
I would obviously not tell this in an interview

stupid frogposter

Speak for yourself, gay boy.

>strengths
I know my shit and I bust my ass.
>weaknesses
I'm a perfectionist and absolutely cannot delegate, even to subordinates I personally hired and trained.

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