Why would anyone wanna immigrate to this desert island shithole?

Why would anyone wanna immigrate to this desert island shithole?

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it's the greatest trick ever. get all the morons off the world into one huge desert so they fry and die. natural selection thank u britain

leaf dickhead

lol I think Muhammad is done with your wife leaf. Better get his sandwiches ready

don't then no one is forcing you

They simply can't

It's intolerably hot, everything is expensive and the wildlife all wants to kill you. Why would anyone find this appealing?

>morons off the world
What is trying to saying?

Best European island desu

If we let them in, then where would the abos go to go walkabout?

Heh, jokes on you we're all Emus in disguise

sure they can, you still have enough space for 500 million people

Still better than being intolerably cold like yours.

>there are hundreds of kilometers of unpopulated coastal area RIGHT NOW
>tropical
>coastal
>unpopulated
>area

Are all aussies actually retarded?

Kek. Those 500 million can deal with no water, no food, no shade, roads that melt, salt flats are far as the eye can see, poisonous snakes, hyper aggressive septic lizards and emus then.

Wasn't your government at one point considering creating inland sea to make the interior habitable?

It's rich, warm and not cucked.

Completely true, please don't come here immigrants.

>Are all aussies actually retarded?

yes

and the problem is...?

lol if the sun is so hot why don't the aussies just put a giant tent over the outback?
stupid aussies

Eat shit

bravo great answer

implying he wouldn't enjoy it X----DDDD

>X----DDDD
kill yourself

I wonder who is behind this post

Gay Aussie couples who married in Canada but cannot go back because baby is not recognised as citizen of Strine?

i fucken hate malaysians, literally the most annoying people i have ever met. thanks for continuing the trend

>can't distinguish between ironic and unironic shitposting
LOL XD

Why do Australians love MS Paint so much?

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>XD
kill yourself

The landmass literally cannot sustain that large a population. We've literally had to ration water in places and our population is only 21 million.

>Why do Australians love MS Paint so much?
All other editing tools take 4 years to download

u mad tho??? achmed??

>i'm not dumb i was just pretendin ;D ;D

aboriginals + national parks

they are still trying to download photoshop '98

not really achmed 2

Ah right. That makes sense. The data caps.

lol haha

Thanks~ m(>##

If you want to try and set up cities in places with literally no fresh water and that burn down every 3 years, go ahead.

I don't like the burqa, the niqab would look better

you sending illegal immigrants to small island there they are jailed in small camps with no fresh water and little food, so there is the difference?

they might be wearing our flag but they'll never have one of these

that stopped the boats matey, now its your turn to deal with them ahahahahaha

we also spend billions of dollars to send them food and water. I don't agree with that policy btw.

they probably all have one

Yes, they are 1. shitskins and 2. breaking our immigration laws

>they probably all have one
if they have one then.... oh god....

i am pretty sure they have and this is how it would look like

does it? have you any proofs of it? the last thing i read about is that the australian gov. is planning to build more camps on other island.

yes, it stopped those boat people in their tracks

>2013-14

>moving the goalposts

Man. It's what they say about you cold-blooded Germans.

The problem is 500 million people suffering in one of the harshest environments known to man, you inconsiderate piece of shit.

>surrounded by water
>water rationing
You can't make this shit up.

I'd trade living in Finland for Australia any day of the week

lol if australia is so full then why do you aussies live there
kek czechm8 aussies
ur turn ;)