I was born in France, but it's tiring to live here : except for its healthcare system, it's basically shit.
Thus, what country would you recommend to live in, following these criterias :
- no smoking, because seriously fuck cigarettes and smokers and their fucking tobacco
- calm people, because fuck these retards who throw parties in their apartments until 2 a.m, go read a book or kill yourself or some other silent shit.
- no dogs, because almost everyone in France loves dogs even though they're retarded, ugly, shit-throwing dipshits and almost every breed of dogs shouldn't exist without human intervention.
- no kissing to greet another human because fuck, that's gross, don't make me kiss another human being I don't plan to have intimate encounter with (also, no hugging either, it's awkward as fuck)(no physical contact would be great but I guesse a handshake is okay even though it's still fucking gross).
- clean streets because authorities are too retarded to provide free toilets in public places and thus half of the population urinates on street corners.
Thanks !
