Fuck France

I was born in France, but it's tiring to live here : except for its healthcare system, it's basically shit.
Thus, what country would you recommend to live in, following these criterias :
- no smoking, because seriously fuck cigarettes and smokers and their fucking tobacco
- calm people, because fuck these retards who throw parties in their apartments until 2 a.m, go read a book or kill yourself or some other silent shit.
- no dogs, because almost everyone in France loves dogs even though they're retarded, ugly, shit-throwing dipshits and almost every breed of dogs shouldn't exist without human intervention.
- no kissing to greet another human because fuck, that's gross, don't make me kiss another human being I don't plan to have intimate encounter with (also, no hugging either, it's awkward as fuck)(no physical contact would be great but I guesse a handshake is okay even though it's still fucking gross).
- clean streets because authorities are too retarded to provide free toilets in public places and thus half of the population urinates on street corners.

Thanks !

La France n'est pas si mal que ça voyons

Finland is your country.

BELARUSE

syria

You forgot something quite important.

— NO FUCKING MUDSLIMES, THEY DESTROY, STEAL AND RAPE EVERYTHING, THEY ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH, A LITTERAL CANCER, A FUCKING WORLD'S PLAGUE, A GOOD COUNTRY SHALL BAN ISLAM DEFINITELY FOR FUCK SAKE LOOK AT MUHAMMAD, A LITTERAL PEDO CRIMINAL WHO KILLED THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, AND YOU'RE STILL WONDERING WHY MUDSLIMES ARE KILLING MISBELIEVERS EVERY FUCKING DAY AND EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD???

— NO LEFTARDS. BAN COMMUNISM. FRANCE IS FULL OF "MUH COMMUNISM HAS NEVER BEEN REALLY APPLIED". KICK (OR KILL) THEM ALL. FUCKING TRASH PEOPLE. THEY WOULD RATHER LIVE IN A CALIPHATE THAN UNDER THE "MUH EVIL CAPITALISM".

That's pretty much this.

Good posts, fellow frogs.

Go to japan you weeb

go back to Africa

Les droimeurés sont incapables de supporter des opinions divergentes, quelle surprise

Living in the woods is your best option

>droimeurés

Demeurés + droite

He will find something to complain about, he's French remember.

>droimeurés

Cocu malocul repéré.
Et il ne s'agit pas "d'opinions divergentes", mais de totalitarismes communistes et islamiques, respectivement. Ils sont à proscrire.

>Demeurés + droite

Cringe. Ta place est sur Plebbit.

>totalitarisme
Une bonne chose que l'Islam en/de France n'est pas trop fondamentaliste et que le PS et le PCF n'ont de Socialiste et Communiste que le nom

L'islamisation du pays s'effectue à une vitesse folle et démographiquement nous risquons d'être submergés dans un futur proche. Et y compris parmi les pseudo-modérés, l'immense majorité préfère Allah et un pays régi par la loi islamique à la France. Le problème est là.

Quant aux néocommunistes, encore heureux qu'ils n'aient pas accès à des postes de responsabilité, mais ils existent. En Europe de l'Est ils ont su le bannir : il faudrait faire de même ici.

>Droimeuré est cringe
>Gauchiasse ne l'est pas

C'est le facisme qu'il faut bannir pêh. Et puis en Europe de l'Est ils n'ont fait que changer le nom

Je ne vois pas ce qu'il y a de mal à vouloir la fin de l'exploitation des travailleurs et davantage de justice dans la société, les vies des pauvres valent plus que les profits des riches

Sounds like you need to move to la Flandre. Flemish-speaking Flanders. It has everything France has except the annoying parts.

You will be expected to learn our little language of course, should you want to remain here.

Ça n'a rien à voir avec le communisme, qui est un égalitarisme forcé nocif qui ne peut entraîner que le totalitarisme, ce qui s'est vérifié dans de nombreux pays à travers le monde. L'idéologie communiste, comme le nazisme (national-socialisme) ou le fascisme (Mussolini était socialiste également) sont à proscrire, oui.

Non ça ne l'est pas nouveaupédé. Tu dois repartir maintenant.

>Le communisme est égal au nazisme
Ce qu'il ne faut pas entendre

Toi aussi

C'est même pire encore.

T'as pas du courrier à livrer Olivier ?

Come here, the isle of Borneo

Basically Germany.

Well, Eastern Germany then.

t. orangutan fucker

good post, and

ahmed/leftist BTFO

Judging by his anti-dog stance, I believe that at least one of these omissions may have been deliberate.

Finland is what you want

Finland is what you're looking for friend

Except maybe the dog part, I'm not really sure if Finland has a lot of dog owners or not.

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australia, but we're full

>- no smoking, because seriously fuck cigarettes and smokers and their fucking tobacco
I feel you, wish I could find such a country
>- calm people, because fuck these retards who throw parties in their apartments until 2 a.m, go read a book or kill yourself or some other silent shit.
you shouldn't have chosen to live in the centre ville then
>- no dogs, because almost everyone in France loves dogs even though they're retarded, ugly, shit-throwing dipshits and almost every breed of dogs shouldn't exist without human intervention.
No they're best animals
>- no kissing to greet another human because fuck, that's gross, don't make me kiss another human being I don't plan to have intimate encounter with (also, no hugging either, it's awkward as fuck)(no physical contact would be great but I guesse a handshake is okay even though it's still fucking gross).
wow, autistic as fuck, you would hate Tunisia or Italy
>- clean streets because authorities are too retarded to provide free toilets in public places and thus half of the population urinates on street corners.
kek, you haven't seen arab streets, there's garbage everywhere, at least, people pee and poo in loo not on streets

Don't come here, it will be hard to find a cunt that corresponds you, maybe Saudi Arabia if arabs weren't so fucking loud

France is the best country you could've born in, be grateful

t. Ahmed

This desu.. Except a lot of people have dogs, but they collect the shit after them mostly

You are looking for Northern New Brunswick, in the French Acadian region
>except for the healthcare system
Canada also has a good healthcare system
>no smoking, because seriously fuck cigarettes and smokers and their fucking tobacco
In New Brunswick there is no smoking in any public parks, beaches, sidewalks, etc. No smoking in any buildings, can't smoke in your car if someone in it us under 18, no smoking within 30m of any building entrance, and cigatettes have to be hidden from display at stores. It's also $14 per pack
>calm people, because fuck these retards who throw parties in their apartments until 2 a.m, go read a book or kill yourself or some other silent shit.
The Acadians and Anglo Maritimers are a hardworking, simple, rural folk.
>no dogs, because almost everyone in France loves dogs even though they're retarded, ugly, shit-throwing dipshits and almost every breed of dogs shouldn't exist without human intervention.
People in Canada like digs, but you don't have to have one. Pitbulls are banned, and there are leash laws in effect
>no kissing to greet another human because fuck, that's gross, don't make me kiss another human being I don't plan to have intimate encounter with (also, no hugging either, it's awkward as fuck)(no physical contact would be great but I guesse a handshake is okay even though it's still fucking gross).
Kissing and hugging as a greeting is not practised in North America outside California
>clean streets because authorities are too retarded to provide free toilets in public places and thus half of the population urinates on street corners.
Public urination is illegal in New Brunswick
>Thanks !
T'es un autistic gars mais bonne chance

>communisme

S'il a vécu en Amérique, il pourrait résider dans une cabane du Montana loin de tout contact humain. Malheureusement, Europe ne dispose pas beaucoup désert.

OP here ; didn't expect that much serious replies actually.

And every other far-right french retard : thank you very much, but I really don't care about immigration (and you seriously overrate the importance of this phenomenon and its downsides). And Marx was a pretty cool guy but, unfortunately, his name has been used in vain by every dictatorship in the world except those which clearly self-described as fascists, leading ignorant swine like you to believe that these miserable totalitarian states were/are communists.

I know this sounds very first-world-problemeish, I'm sorry white people gave birth to Reagan, Thatcher, Bush, and other "leaders" that should have been sent to rot on frontlines before they could ruin our current world.

I wish I could live like an hermit in the mountain, but since I've been used to the comfort of our consumerist lifestyle (even though I'm poor) I would probably starve faster than a certain gentleman scientist.

I lived in Gent, Flanders for some months. Wasn't that great.
I have also been living in Montréal, Québec for a year. Wasn't bad, but dang Montréal is mostly ugly (every ugly city has some good parts but sill). Also, too much weird american food in stores.

So, I have mainly Finland and Germany. Maybe Québec and Japan but moving out from the EU is a hassle.

What about Scandinavia (except Finland which seems great but I'd like evidences) ?

Sausi Arabia

>And every other far-right french retard : thank you very much, but I really don't care about immigration (and you seriously overrate the importance of this phenomenon and its downsides). And Marx was a pretty cool guy but, unfortunately, his name has been used in vain by every dictatorship in the world except those which clearly self-described as fascists, leading ignorant swine like you to believe that these miserable totalitarian states were/are communists.
Please don't come here.

>wanting to go to Pooland

I doubt Pierre was even considering your shamefur country.