/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord link
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chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user received a chink bootleg figma of Silent Hill's Pyramid Head sadly one of its joints broke getting it out of the box and user asked for help good thing chinks make copy figma joints too • user got the FiiT VR for his Mi Max 2 • user got some KZ ZST's and black leggings • Postal service makes user waste time at the post office • user gets a USB C back panel and a Xiaomi nightlight and Tooru tail plush • user gets a comfy Totoro night light • user bought some banans but doesn't know why • user gets the KZ ES3 • user chinks the chink by accident • user receives a cute Cat banana plush in time for Christmas considers getting more • user shows off Liitokala charger and shark plush • user pretends to have bought a Global "Mi Phone" says its ROM only allowed him to select Asian countries • More cute banana plush keychains • user is happy with his DataFrog Saturn controllers • user posts recent hauls • user plans on buying revoltech joints to fix his Danbo • user gets a new phone case • user bought some repro Zelda SNES carts and flips them for profit on Craigslist • user gets a swastika spinner Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/15kV/32797894341.html
youtube.com/watch?v=j6qepkSoLEQ
github.com/sloretz/rtl8811au
youtu.be/zM_5QGDkev8
aliexpress.com/item/Games-Csgo-AK-Gun-Weapon-KeyChains-Alloy-Metal-Friendship-Keyring-Anime-Key-Holders-For-Best-Friends/32612433218.html
aliexpress.com/item/-/32338646199.html
amazon.com/Panda-Ultra-Wireless-Adapter-150Mbps/dp/B00762YNMG
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What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

You are a gentleman and a scholar

Are there any chink tablets that are good?

Any quality chink usb 3.0 hubs?

the transculent orico one
plz donate to comfy tech reviews patreon

I'm not convinced, is there some sort of video review I could watch to help me make up my mind?

Does one really need chink shit?
Does stuff make you really feel better in the long run?

Praise China and its strange devices.

comfy tech reviews on youtube
while you're at it, consider donating to the comfy tech reviews patreon

Is mew still getting a lot of shit online for being a home wrecker? I don't use social media and haven't been on Sup Forums in awhile.

who /stillwaitingon11.11orders/ here?

(Not the same person btw)
pt.CHINKexpress.com/store/product/ORICO-Transparent-4-Ports-USB-3-0-HUB-for-Desktop-Laptop-with-30-100-CM-Dada/105327_32824420345.html?spm=a2g03.12010612.0.0.793c213dHfF6z5

6/8 still not received with a xmas gift for my gf among them

receiving packages every few days is amusing for a while until you realise 99% of it breaks within the first week and it really is just junk you never use

can you link it or give me some keywords? seems fun. So far I've got a HV generator but it only does several kV in bursts and not continuous like yours does.
I've also got a function generator on the way to drive an old flyback I extracted from a CRT TV, this should give me a nice continuous 20kV stream. But link it anyway, so I can remember it in case my project goes to shit.

>6 out of 25 packages arrived
just fucking end me now famalam

But the slight dopamine kick is worth it right?

yeah and you can take pics of the package to post on here and let everyone guess its either

1) dragon dildo
2) hitachi magic wand
3) glittery sparkle headphones

Searching for "15kv" works for Ali and Ebay.
aliexpress.com/item/15kV/32797894341.html
The kit also comes with a cool red rocker switch but as I'm retarded I accidently snapped it somehow. In the end I just flooded the switch contacts on the board.

Link me to his patreon please

"arc diy" should find more
There are several kits like that

alternatively you can do the same (or even a more "powerful" one) if you still have an old/broken crt tv somewhere and a busted ccfl lamp
>youtube.com/watch?v=j6qepkSoLEQ
this will be mains powered so be careful (or you can make a simple inverter circuit with a 555 timer and use that with low voltage dc)

Looking to get a usb wireless ac adapter to use with my laptop. (currently only does 2.4ghz G)

Any good / cheap ones form chinks?

Thanks. Honestly I expected it to be more expensive, but it's quite cheap for what it offers. I'll get it just for the sake of the transformed and substitute the driving transistor with a more suitable one, who knows, maybe I could get more out of this thing.

Like, is something like this linux compatible?

Just google the chipset

why don't you just get some used dual band mPCIe card locally? They may come at a similar price to the new USB adapter but without the clunkiness of that dual antenna abomination.

how the fuck is that suitable for your laptop

apparently my laptop (lenovo yoga 13) has bios whitelist and the compatible options are not great. I'm also planning on using my spare slot for a msata hdd.

>Mediatek MT7612U
try it out and tell us

The mi a1 seems so thin and uncomfy :(
help me shills

>why is my handset so incredibly thin and light weight, how awful... it should be thick and clunky and really heavy

said no one ever

reddit spacing

You're right, that one is xbox huge. Maybe this one instead:

Seems to have a Realtek RTL8881AM chipset?

whats the speed of your internet connection? do you transfer stuff via your LAN (i.e large files)

yes, I use an NAS to store most of my media files and vidya roms since my laptop only has a 128gb ssd. My internet is 25mbps which wireless G is sufficient for. Copying over lan at 3 mb/s is killing me. Even loading the file list with file browser takes a while.

If you care about using it rather than how aesthetic it looks while it's turned off then you'll put it in a case anyway

>Chipset RTL8811AU
>driver available on realtek website is windows only
doesnt look too good

Oh boy
Gotta buy like 60$ worth of chink shit to use all the points

Not sure what you're complaining about, points are good for up to 30% off.

5/11 packages still en route, with one arriving later next next week, according to the tracking number.

Waiting for my James Donkey mice. It has been on customs for 2 weeks or so. Maybe someone in there likes that thing

>RTL8811AU
github.com/sloretz/rtl8811au

Does that mean it will just werk in ubuntu?

Just curious.

Looking for an arc lighter that won't turn into a plasma cannon

Today I picked up my DataFrog Controller but it was a pain in the ass. Wall of text incoming:

I'm aware there are $3 snes controllers but this thing was $4, so I assumed it was of better quality than the chinkier version. Well turns out either I got a defective product or everybody else shills this thing in the reviews. The D Pad is fine if you play games where diagonal inputs aren't necessary, but it's completely useless at fighting games, at least without modifications. The face buttons are mushy like the DS Lite's, the L and R were clicky but they got better after some use (just deal with it fag). After some tinkering I discovered the down press needed some extra pressure in order to work, so I shoved a piece of napkin under it and it worked better.

It works fine in emulators, Shovel Knight, Cave Story and Kero Blaster; however I tried using it with Spelunky, Rabi Raibi, Guacamelee and it doesn't register the dpad input, not even in Big Picture mode.

Is there a generic 8 button gamepad driver I can use? Yes, I already uninstalled and reinstalled, the problem persisted. Pic related, the controller and its guts.

Can anyone recommend a tablet? The ones on the infographic are Windows-based. I'd prefer Android, or at least ones I can install Android on.

>Is there a generic 8 button gamepad driver I can use

gamepad.drv

FNF iFive Mini S, some Lenovo and Huawei ones. Xiaomi MiMax 2

Are Kingfast ssds trustworthy?

Chinese SSDs are not really worth it for me.

t. Norwegian.

Thanks.

chink ssds are unreliable pieces of trash spend an extra 5 dollars and buy a fucking sandisk, samsung, or reliable well known brand locally its really not rocket science

Oops, the Xiaomi MiMax is a tablet, I meant the Mi Tab. And you're very welcome.

*is a phablet, fug

youtu.be/zM_5QGDkev8

Soldering station blew a breaker a while back. Took a look at the holographic sticker on the front and found out that I had been bamboozled.

what do you think this general is about

Forgot pic ffs


>QENUINE

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how accurate is the step counter on this thing?

put it on your right hand and have a flog to some trap porn and see

it just counts "steps" its about as accurate as it gets for what it is

Didn't see anything on the OP charts and guides
Can anyone recommend a digital scale?
Doc said I need to drop 40 pounds

xiaome


detects each time you step on it and logs it on your phone and pc

I have mine for about 6mo. now, it does not record my fapping as steps if that's what you implied.
And yes, tranny porn, just fyi

Pretty good, you can check it out at realtime if you leave the app open on screen

I don't want another botnet
can you recommend anything thats not internet connected ?

xiaome

Any sitewide coupons?

>detects each time you step on it and logs it on your phone and pc
also logs it to six chinese botnets, the NSA, Santa Claus, and Woody Allen

Kill yourself. faggot.

its bluetooth m8... unless all of a sudden bluetooth converts itself into a tcp/ip stack, creates a wireless connection to the internet and uploads how fat you are to the chinese government

its the same as a fucking xiaomeme toothbrush. bluetooth. your toothbrush isnt telling chinks how fucked your weeb teeth are.

Cause the device it's connected to can't do any of that either, right?

>your toothbrush isnt telling chinks how fucked your weeb teeth are.
It will if it has internet connectivity.

The point isn't that "hah the chinks aren't monitoring you" it's that "the chinks only care about monitoring their own citizens"

At least until they invade.

thanks friend, time to submit to the botnet

neither of you belong in Sup Forums

yes xiaomeme is a botnet and no. just no to anything you retarded cunts think

My Xiaomi 3S Prime's microphone has started acting uo and not working during phone calls so I can't be heard to the other person.
Any solutions? I looked it up in Google and found out "OK Google" feature has something to do with it but it wasn't ever activated on my phone.

> nvm i think its for amplification
yeah
> Wont this mic need active power or phantom power, whatever its called?
no, it runs from 3.5 jack fine
sounds as loud/louder without boost than default mic with full boost in wibdows. only without all the noise and static

> I dont speak russian but im sure i can figure it out.thanks for posting bro.
no problem, good luck

Why would chinks monitor everything I do?
Why would they care what kind of porn I watch?

to sell you cheap replicas of your waifu

Your data is worth money and chinks like money.

bought a magicforce 82 on the 6th, they said they shipped it a few days later but the actual shipping info came only a couple of days ago

did the fucking chinks lie about shipping it so aliexpress wouldn't auto refund?

is the shipping tracking system even reliable? have some stuff i ordered on the 1st that haven't updated beyond the first shipped update

Look what I got. :D

beniz fuggg

YO FUK CHU MAYN...

my glittery sparkle headphones actually sound really unbelievably good..

BGVP SDN DG1 here... a few weeks in since delivery still going strong.... same performance as my Ultimate Ear triple Fi at 1/10th the price...

you might want to try depositing some extra carbon on the input pad - you can use a pencil for that. might help, might not.

anyone got experience with chink hdmi hubs? whats a good one?

I ordered it to my brother directly (among a tonne of other stuff) for Christmas. He got it and says its sweet, wants to collect them all now.

aliexpress.com/item/Games-Csgo-AK-Gun-Weapon-KeyChains-Alloy-Metal-Friendship-Keyring-Anime-Key-Holders-For-Best-Friends/32612433218.html

Yes, I have one. I use it to connect PS4 and PC on one monitor.
It works just fine, switching input takes a few seconds which can be an annoyance for some but overall a great little thing.
It's this one if you wanna know but I paid only 23€ or so on ebay.
aliexpress.com/item/-/32338646199.html

its been 3 days and my thing is still not being shipped
what does that mean? (that boy needs teraphy)
it started out with 6 days processing time, so i guess it just takes them that long? im buying first time

>what does that mean
It means you're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

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>however I tried using it with Spelunky, Rabi Raibi, Guacamelee and it doesn't register the dpad input, not even in Big Picture mode
Bought the same controller. Some games refuse to work with it because it doesn't have an analog stick, no idea why the devs thought it was necessary to implement that check. I haven't tried any of the games you mentioned but that's the reason why Stardew Valley doesn't work with it. It maps the d-pad to the analog input of the driver, and that's just not there.

amazon.com/Panda-Ultra-Wireless-Adapter-150Mbps/dp/B00762YNMG

this is compatible with loonix(mint)

looks alright thanks senpai

Others who have bought it say it does

yeah I was recommending it

are there any chink sunglasses that are uv 400?
is there any way to fight the Luxottica uv 400 jew??

Sup Forums, please go.

>chink ebay seller
>44 reviews
This one will be risky, boys. Wish me luck.

know hope