What the fuck is going on with Microsoft

What the fuck is going on with Microsoft.

The last two god damned updates I received on Windows 10 changed settings I had in place and I cannot fucking figure out how to undo Microsoft's shitty decisions.

Pic related - why the FUCK would I want to search the web there? Piss right off. I use that as a launcher and that's fucking it. How do I change that?

Inevitably, people will say 'stop using Windows 10' which is a fair fucking point but what the fuck.

Can't even edit the fucking administrative policy to get it to stop working. Pic, again, frustratingly related.

you are not the only one, but yes, this and a slew of other issues with the updates are why many people are bailing back to 7.

And don't even get me fucking started on this most recent 'shutting down doesn't actually fucking shut down your machine, here are some (?) of the programs you had open before' bullshit.

I could rant about this shit for days.

HOW DO I FIX IT

I am so fucking sick of seeing Win10 threads

"Hey guise I just installed Win10 and I think BLA BLA" threads. Every time, EVERY fucking time, all day long, without end.

NO.

FUCK OFF.

I DON'T CARE.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKED IT, HATED IT, THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD, STUPID, RAGEWORTHY, MINDFUCKING OR WHATEVER. I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.

AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE BOTNET. AT ALL.

"Just instaled a goddamn botnet and am having problems, I'm a faggot, rape my face" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP MAKING THESE THREADS ALREADY. IT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE THAT THERE IS SOME FAGGOT WHO HEARD OF THIS SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME _EVERY FUCKING DAY_ AND NEEDS TO GIVE HIS RETARDED OPINION ON IT.

STOP FUCKING MAKING THESE THREADS. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT SOME ANONYMOUS BITCHFACE THINKS ABOUT WINSHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY.

EVERY DAY THESE FUCKING THREADS "I just installed Win10, muh unstable botnet but i'm using it anyway like the retard that I am, BLA BLA BLA"

NO.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT. NOBODY CARES.

Just use Windows 7.. or better yet, Install Gentoo

I didn't say I just installed it. I'm sorry for your illiteracy.

But here, I'll put a name on there. That way I'm not an anonymous bitchface and you can want to hear what I have to say. All for you, babe.

>replying to copypasta

OP I agree with you, doing anything useful on this OS is impossible because of the UI. I still just use the free version for gaymin because I refuse to pay 100$ for this trash. Don't give money to the microjew

Install a different windows menu, the default is fucking disgusting

I use startisback

Try also disabling "Allow Cortana"
I don't have the notebook and globe icons in my start menu.

That shit is terrible. There is no fucking fix ether. Index all you want, Microshit still manages to not find shit. Install Classic Shell. Shit is fucking bae and how it should have been done since day one.

You need some time out from g, go watch some porn and rub one out before you go crazy

IM NOT CRAZY!!!

>Shit is fucking bae
nu/g/ is disgusting
in agreement, jannies should do their fucking jobs

in the time it took you to write that you could have just filtered windows 10 threads

Dont criticize me ever again

stop using windows 10

/thread

jannies should automatically delete all threads containing "windows" in any form
they provide ZERO discussion and only encourage endless shitposting
much like console wars

Why not just turn it off OP? Not the fault of windows that you can't google or use a computer.

> There is no fucking fix ether.
You can turn off web results faggot. The fix is even in this thread multiple times.

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I have bad news - your literacy results are in, they're not so good.

Look here:

Most threads on Sup Forums end up like this though. Sup Forums as a whole has been going this way for years.

I have bad news, you have no idea how to use gpedit and should instead just use chromeOS. A babby OS perfect for babies .

true i have a filter on my desktop and only a good handful of threads remain, and even in them a lot of comments are hidden - mind you this filter isn't "broken", vague, or aggressive. It just deals with low effort posts typically involving terms commonly used by shitters (well also filtering out trips/namefags)
Sup Forums becomes dead though because most of the sane posters have left into their niche communities in chatrooms or other forums, meanwhile the norm are all these bait posts, constant bickering about basic tech support help, and mainstream news
why bother

>dualboot back into windows to play planetside 2
>windows is updating
>wait what? I disabled that with a regedit
>20 minutes and 3 reboots later finally boot into windows
>My old start menu with all my organized programs is gone
>I have some stupid fucking "people" thing in the bottom right corner now
>I have an automatic "onedrive" bullshit that starts on boot now
>All of my privacy/telemetry blocking/disabling is gone

holy fucking shit, windows
This is why I disabled updates in the first fucking place

I honestly think it's time I installed windows 7 again. Fuck this bullshit.

Sup Forums isn't your blog retard

fuck off pajeet

How are you not able to edit the policy? The fuck did you do? I'm on latest win10 and disabled web results just to call you a fag. Clearly the problem is with you

>has no idea what his computer is doing
>calls others pajeets
is this that classic defence mechanism where people accuse others of what they're guilty of first?

I never have issues or downtime or weird changed settings with windows updates. I configured everything one time and it's been a seamless experience. Are you guys doing something wrong?

>t. window shills

It's a thread specifically about a windows problem, but the problem here is user error. Am I supposed to pretend Sup Forums uses windows correctly? It's just sad how inept the average poster is

Why the hell would someone use a program for Twitch

>run Windows Enterprise
>none of the problems that plague consumer grade Windows
Jesus, just crack it you niggers. There's even a great guide on fucking reddit.

>you're using it wrong

Well, yeah. Most people do use windows wrong. My setup is great and completely private. I feel bad for you guys. I use and enjoy Linux every single day so I'm not even biased.

I'm all about user error. I'd love to be a moron. As far as I can tell, that's not what is happening.

I am able to edit the policy. In the screenshot, it's disabled...it just does fucking nothing. Honest question - have you rebooted? Are you still searching through web results? (Were you to begin with? This literally just started happening a few hours ago.)

Don't knock it 'til you try it, yo. Twitch's UI is (maybe was? Maybe it's better) was shit and bloated, this just allows me to open it in whatever media player I want.

Why bother with either?
Wrel has fucked up planetside with shit balance, and windows is complete trash.
Not worth the time or effort.

I would like to use linux with gpu pass through to do my gaming but I can't on account that I'm dull.

>installing windows 10

>using windows 10

I'm honestly curious what happened internally at Microsoft in the last few years.
If you look at security patches made in 2015/2016, they link to the MS KB article that lists a bunch of bugs that the patch introduces.

"Oh, you want to patch an exploit that allows remote privilege escalation? Guess what, your printer driver just stopped working."
That's a real example, by the way.

They had dozens and dozens of patches like that. They would break shit in security patches, and then just say "deal with it."

It started around the time Ballmer left and Salty Nutella took over.

oo-software com/en/shutup10
this is what you 're looking for, this will resume all the stupid settings microsoft has in a single menu, you re welcome

>windows 10
Why?
I use W10 on my tablet because it's the best OS for tablet, but any other computer is better on W7

>he didn't install enterprise windows

I know you, you're Cj5vzqkUa8
Still spending all this time proclaiming how bad it is microsoft is open sourcing nearly everything huh.

I rebooted right after changing the policy, to apply it. I haven't rebooted since, but I will after I finish watching something.

Thanks for the pasta.

Microsoft open sourcing some of their products is good.
Breaking shit in security patches is not.

Such a large system is complex and it has always been. Go back and read earlier notes, you'll find the same exact things. It's not a recent addition whatsoever only difference is the fact that you can even get a patch as a download and not a complete physical replacement.

I thought this was Sup Forums, this stuff is 101, yet you sound exactly like my grandpa who only understands things in very binary ways.

You know OP you can pick and choose which updates you want. I only download the security updates and leave everything else the same, unless you got the cheapo edition in which case upgrade

Just rebooted for you. Still works fine.

UNIT AND INTEGRATION TESTS MOTHERFUCKER

this
>help guys, this dick i put in my ass is uncomfortable, it's moving in ways i don't appreciate

>Most people do use windows wrong.

I-it's not windows that's wrong, it's Y-YOU!

t. pajeet shills

Wew I still don't "upgrade" my anniversary edition w10 yet.

They hired enough pajeets into management positions that the pajeets all started hiring more pajeets (unlike white people, they don't even TRY to be balanced with who they hire, they only hire more pajeets)

So what you're witnessing right now is a pajeet takeover of microsoft internally. That's why the company is going to complete shit now.

Don't worry mister, ms will do it for you soon enough.

Mind you but I disable my update, i-it will be fine, r-right?

Disabling of update is not support by MicroSoft.

Thank you Mr Sir,
- Pajeet Rajeesh
Microsoft tech support india team

I'm still using Win XP. I'm thinking eventually I'll get a chromebook for web browsing and continue using the Win XP machine for everything else. For me "everything else" is primarily note taking with WordPad.

at that point just get a literal notebook instead of joining another walled garden lmao

>bring in pajeets
>they open source projects
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i wonnnnndddddeeeeerrrrrr

you do realize they don't catch 100% of issues? like stop thinking you know anything when you've just proven you're another one of these retarded pajeets who takes a CS course and then goes OH I KNOW EVERYTHING SIRS
kind of funny Sup Forums blames pajeets and then we have pajeets like you going "UNIT TESTS SOLVE ALL" k eeeeeeeeee k

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Shouldn't it be rather easy to roll back? I downloaded the update by mistake checking for something entirely different but I haven't installed it yet since I also happened to re-check build number and it appeared to be a very bad update.

Can I stop this, aside from manually telling MS to fuck right off every night before shutdown?

Your shitposting doesn't change the fact that I enjoy windows with the privacy and security I need, because I use the OS correctly given the way it is. Everyone else could do what I do but they're blinded by either incompetence or ideological bias.

Stop using Windows you fucking spastics. What the hell is wrong with you?

Install a Linux distribution.

This post reeks of marketing copy.

>Streamlink Twitch GUI
nice choice, OP

It used to be curse (mod manager) but got taken over by twitch. Still a mod manager too

I've seen this happen. DO NOT promote pajeets or else you become infested. Once they are in management you're suddenly flooded with cousins, uncles, friends, until they're all pajeets and while they're fine for basic stuff, they are intelligent, they have no care for quality or service because they are lazy. It'll ruin your department / company.

Learn to disable wupdate you fucking brainlet.

I'm not sure how. I advocate using Linux just as much as windows. I think the OS wars you guys have are childish / autism.

had to do system recovery yesterday because windows update installed some fucked up graphics driver that caused my cpu to max out at 100% anytime I used 3d graphics

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> why many people are bailing back to 7.
Proofs? I only know that at least that the steam botnet shows win 10 always rising.

better question is why this motherfucking system after last fall creators update reenables windows update services on boot. Fucking piece of shit made me eradicate wuasrv physically from system directory.

I don't get how people have so many fucking issues. I've had my main gayman pc for a year with w10 and have only 1 easily resolved issue. First thing I did when I got it was toggle off all telemetry and other botnet then I got classic shell and anti beacon (don't know if it's snake oil or not but I haven't had any issues) and nothing has been broken by the os itself