Intel, are you even fucking trying? Even Microsoft and MSI have mascots, this is a lot cheaper than those korean hookers.
AMD Ryzen mascots
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>draw cookie cutter generic anime girl
>LOOK IT'S AMD-CHAN HOW WILL INTEL COMPETE UWU?!?!?!?!?!
Fuck off.
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Intel's mascot should be a man in a suit fucking you in the ass. He would have a visible tattoo on his cock that read "minix"
What should Intel have, Israeli soldier-sloots?
Intel's mascot is some nigger.
Intel-chan and windows 10-chan are best friends!
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That one looks like my wife Chisato.
wtf I love ryzen now
>having quite literally the worst girl from koichoco as your waifu
why?
These girls are HOT.
Because she's best girl.
Her, Sensei and poorfag.
This KILLS the intelfag
found a new mascot
>soyboy nignoggin
Wow
Favela monkey please
>NSA all up in his ass and he's cool with it
Wow.
I've just realized PC gaming is gaining traction in Japan (lots of JRPG on steam) for the sole reason of anime mascots. It is a so fucking simple market plan it makes my head hurts.
What are you talking about? Intel does have a mascot
>director of creative innovation
>a singer often accused of plagiarism
What did Intel mean by this?
You're imagining things.
What do you expect when their poster-boy is this unfunny fuck, who got his claim to fame by being a stereotype.
>When it's a profitable marketing avenue to personify your computing products as cute anime girls and dress them in seasonal attire for a Christian holiday in a country that is 1% Christian
Sometimes you just have to smile at the absurdity of the world
If you can read this, then how?? I posed that exact image on a Sup Forums thread and I got banned for a few days...
No wonder AMD can't sell any cards. They market to poorfag weebs.
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