/éire/

From now on, don't bin the Finn edition.

/katja/

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They just randomly said this for no apparent reason.

/anna/

hyvä lanka

>Eire
2 pottunekrua postailee

>tfw the only Irish person here is going to be that half Finn

Listening to Therapy? and shitposting, what a tuesday this is turning out to be.

Any Irish here?

Noniin pojat, kaikki ollaan täällä jo.

vittu

>First /eire/ in a while

>No Irish posters

You crafty finn fuckers

>>First /eire/ in a while
Lad, what the fuck have you been smoking and where have you been?

There's a thread each day.

We're done here though you guys can talk about your Irish things now

wtf I hate Ireland now

These kind of racist white girl xd twitters are operated by neckbeard Sup Forumsacks.

Sorry lad, all these /brit/ threads polluting my Sup Forums have clearly been messing with my head.

As for what I'm smoking, it's fuck all, price of grass about Cavan is ridiculous, have to wait until I get back to uni (though not a lot of craic can be had in final year)!

Yeah, you are probably right.

Speaking of Uni, I'm fighting to get into second year. It's insane, so many people have failed shit and they might not get into the second year because of the bullshit that the lecturers did.

As for the smoking, that was merely a joke, lad. I don't smoke myself, but how much would be a decent price on devil's grass?

You poor lamb you, what the fuck were you doing to end up in that kind of a situation? Especially if you weren't smoking away like a bollox?!

Ah I'm up in Belfast so I have to deal with the Queen's dirty money, would set you back 20£ for 1.5grams, cheaper than Dublin but still an absolute rub off, haven't smoked in months and don't miss it, only scratched a 2.1 this year wasting time with that and pissing about with the gf

I pussied out on going to Finland on erasmus, sorry

Well, half of it was the doing of our dumbass lecturers who didn't teach us and didn't give us any information whatsoever to learn the stuff. As for the rest? Well, it's my first year. I was fucking around with friends most of the time. Parties, seshes, and just gaming most of the time. So yeah, now all of that came to bite me in the ass. Fuck.

Well, it's good that you don't smoke anymore. I never did in the first place. Practically as soon as everyone got through junior cert, everyone in my school started smoking that shit like crazy. They still do, and my pals at college that smoked it didn't really last long in college. Hell, in the first semester they would skip a day or two out of the week to just stay at home. Second semester, and no one would see them for weeks. Our course has a 85% drop out rate, and we thought we were gonna prove it wrong, but holy hell are we just reinforcing it.

PUT

When you're 89 and lying on your deathbed you'll regret not living your life to the fullest

back on starvation rations for lunch lads
why

What course and where lad?

well done

Ah sure come here, you might have shit lecturers, I know sometimes I do, but as long as you always go the whole time, concentrate when you're there (phone off) and get a bit of extra relevant reading material you should be grand. I went out flat in first year mind, not as much in second year but came out better in first not because it was easier (it was) but because I gave I fuck the second I entered the lecture theatre. BSc or BA course?

As for the smoking, I really stopped it after seeing good mates of mine doing it first regularly, then every couple of days, then every day, then every few hours. Smart, intelligent people sitting in a stupor staring at shite on a screen and giggling at >childrens cartoons.

It does no one any favours. At least with the drink we have the generations before us donating ironclad livers or dying before they reproduced

I know, man. It's just I had no clue what to do in college. No one did. We all just went through it, and now we're all in this mess. To be honest, I'm probably the worst off. I haven't been doing well in education since junior cert. I'm just a dumbass, really.

I mean, I had to pay a friend of mine(who's regarded as a genius in our course) to do all of my repeat projects and assessments for me, because I was short on time and with my work ethic I wouldn't finish ANY of it in time.

what are you even doing in uni
this meme has gone too far tb h no one knows what theyre doing in college anymore, they do it cos theyre told to.

It's true. We're stupid going in, and we're stupid going out. Hell, companies have to teach you how to do all the stuff that you need to know nowadays(but you have to have a level of understanding of what you're doing, and need to know the basics of the field). However, my mom says that at the end of the day, it's not your brightness or intelligence that's gonna land you a comfy job, it's the piece of paper.

She's sadly right.

To be honest, a few friends of mine and my mom tell me that I should go for culinary studies instead. Everyone does say that I make nice meals.

shouldve learnt a trade or something

Lad, I only got enough points on my leaving cert to do this course, and a few others computer courses across the country. Nothing else.

>tfw cucked by finnish girls in our own general

Just at the airporto, Germany/Poland trip has been a crazy expensive. But would do again

SHART

The leaving certificate is a test of work ethic.

Yeah, and 240 points isn't exactly a testament to it.

Conor McGregor is a feckin poxbottle.

>tfw i could heem every yank on Sup Forums

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Got pulled into a room after customs and bags were searched and swabbed down.
2nd time is happened, and in a row at that. Must definitely look like a mule.

Well, if you look like a fucking druggie, then chances are you're gonna get searched.

I'm reasonably not scary looking and dressed relatively well, plus with the girlfriend.
But fuck me German sounds horrible with an assertive tone.

Any of you got any funny stories about plastic paddies?
>Be me in secondary school (year 9-11)
>New kid joins
>Has English accent, pretty much English, mum is English, Dad is Irish
>Notice on facebook he liked 'IRA support' or something like that
>Okheprobablyjustpissingabout.jpg
>2012
>Queen's diamond jubilee
>At the Cathedral
>school has to sing god save our queen
>He won't sing, and makes a massive scene to our housemaster
>I tell him to just fucking sing and to stop causing a scene
>Shouts 'FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR QUEEN'
>Storms off crying
>Changes his profile picture on facebook to a united Ireland with the Irish flag

>mum is English, Dad is Irish

MICK'd

What is Ireland's opinion about Finland?

when i think of Finland i think cold, snowy, nordic, talvisota, sauna, rally driving and vodka. i have only met 1 finn (although she was half russian) in my life so i don't know what they're like irl.

i think the average irish person would know next to nothing about finland other than Helsinki is the capital, they make Nokia and that it's snowy.

>Ireland, the land of famine and alcoholics
>Still has produced more successful fighters than the pathetic shithole of Finland

Suomi champion when?

Top'of the evenin' to ya

That's why the first half of the wars usually went well.

alri whats the story my da in the ra loves young ones knowwamean

alri

new proposition: put the finn in the bin

me on the right

alright fellas how are we oh yes mighty stuff altogether

homo

A free-stater pro-treaty blueshirt Cumann na nGaedheal member professor and corporatist was teaching a class on Michael Collins, a known big fella.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Collins and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than the heroes of 1916!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, anti-treaty IRA champion who had fought in 10 different flying columns and understood the necessity of physical force republicanism and fully supported all military decisions made by De Valera stood up and held up a treaty.

"What does this treaty give us?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite West Britishly and smugly replied "the freedom to achieve freedom, you stupid Irregular"

"Wrong. It’s been 1 year since Lloyd-George created it. If it gave us this freedom and constitutional nationalism, as you say, is real… then Ireland should be a republic now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Celtic Twilight. He stormed out of the room crying those free-stater crocodile tears. The same tears free-staters cry for the "casualties of war" (which could never make a republic not a worthy cause) when they jealously try to claw justly earned glory from the deserving De Valera. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had voted against the treaty and become more than a swaddler traitor professor. He wished so much that he had an anti-treaty IRA squad to summarily execute him and spare embarrassment, but he himself had fought against them!

why does this yank keep posting

he's homesick.

I want to beat up your man

FUCK OFF FREESTATER SCUM
not really homesick atm more bored
i dont like this funny pep (my brother loves those btw)

really would prefer it if you stopped blogging

excellent post

He always wanted the pretty passport.

Go ahead. We'll cheer you on.

tripfags aren't any better honestly

>walk into class
>israeli, libyan and mexican flags on the wall
>teacher says there's a war on brown and black people
>makes fun of donal trunks (jajajajajaja) appearance
>asks people's preferred pronouns
this is NOT a meme

dont listen to him, he's a russified pole

>tfw no average irish gf

Whatever you may think, I don't really care. There's a reason to it, and I'm not changing it.

Swiss-Belgian lard mountain.

>>asks people's preferred pronouns
If a teacher did this I would seriously just walk out
I've already dropped out of college once before

eh its just HS
this is normal here, its ridiculously liberal round here
i peeked at the school paper and saw an article telling berniefags to vote for hillary

oh and naturally front page: magic negro #254 gets shot somewhere, countless feelings irreperably damaged

Opinions of this man?

looks like a bit of a tightarse

misunderstood.

bullied in school, bit obsessed with "papists" his teacher said
sad story

>tfw in Thunder Bay, Canada, Canadians with Finnish heritage and Canadians with Irish heritage celebrate St.Patricks Day and St.Urhos Day in the same time.

We are brothers.

I've arrived home lads, way heyyyyy

Welcome back, Commander.

The weather is moderately shit, with a nice half moon in full visibility.

While you were gone, the Finnish khanate invaded /Éire/ and held it until the thread reached bump limit.

Most of Britain has become a Red Zone, following curry carpet bombings in major UK cities.

You have been assigned command of the Polish plumbing, and Supervalu special needs assistant forces stationed on the coasts of Ireland.

Good luck, Commander.

Thank you.
Weather seems lousy alright, kinda bummed to be home but I kind of ran out of cash and had to return.

>tfw you have a cheerful, old, Irish pensioner as a neighbour

So, how was the trip? How did you manage to go broke?

Lucky you.

Bonus points if you he talks in an incomprehensible dialect and you can't understand a single word he says.

So, who was watching the Rose of Tralee?

I'm just reading my online statement....
I managed to spend €1400 over the past 25 days

Irish women are horrific. Stay away if you know what's good for you.

Holy wahooley, lad. That's some serious fucking spending. Was it fun at least?

Who the fuck watches that shite? Women showing off their 'talents' and looks to win some title. Woo. Word of advice, never go to Tralee. I study there, and trust me, there's really nothing to do there.

Horrific in what way? And to be honest, I actually agree with that.

>Who the fuck watches that shite?
>not watching it ironically in a pub
Dry bollocks.

>Your man.

Why did you release this evil, Ireland?

Ah stop, was crazy.
Well, money well spent. I worked and saved my arse off all summer, and now I'm where I am at the start of the summer. Broke af.
Would recommend for anyone. I've made so many friends, been invited back to Germany.
Gonna do a proper holiday next summer, France to Lithuania is the aim.

Well, to be fair, any entertainment in a pub is good. Although, I'd honestly prefer any sport on really.

>implying it was us who made him and not he who made himself
Hey, he's a wannabe. We didn't make him pretend to be one of us, he just does it anyway.

Ah, good. Good thing that you made friends, lad. Good shit.

>France to Lithuania is the aim
Oh, lad. Ask me anything, and I shall tell.

Myself, hearing that my Polish friend was in Lanzerote during the holidays, I'm thinking of doing a lad holiday with 4 friends to Lanzerote. He said that accomodation for 2 weeks came down to 11 euro a night. And a round trip would only cost 270. I'm fucking delighted. If I get back into college, I know what the money is going towards.

Who else is Nor Iron here? Weather been good recently southerners? Pretty nice here

Why not go to krawków?

Everything is much cheaper than the canary Islands, cheaper than Germany also.
Accommodation is also dirt cheap
, the weather is outstanding, and the women are gourgous, and you're close to an international trainstation.

Dude, it's polak central. I can't speak Polish, and I doubt my friend wants to act as the translator for 2 weeks. I mean, alcohol is cheap there too. He said a 1.5 litre bottle of vodka was 4.50. That's fucking cheap to me.

Weather is probably nicer in the canary islands, since it's guaranteed sunshine. As for the women? I don't have much luck with any women, Irish, Lithuanian, Polish, any.

>and you're close to an international trainstation
What does that have to do with anything?

>alcohol is cheap there too
I meant Lanzerote.

I suppose. I got by with no Polish okay ish. The missus got pissed off translating and I had to do all the talking.
As for trainstation, you can go further East and South, cheaper countries, cheaper accommodation.
Women love the men with all those zlotys. €25= 100zl, a pint is around 4zl-10zl. Cheaper again in shops, a couple of cents at most. Like one shop was selling bottles of Heineken for 1.25zl. Wodka worked out even cheaper.
Not to mention the strip bars and prostitutes....
Understood.