USA

Post three things about USA that keep you away from it.

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My list is

1. Gays
2. Blacks
3. Fat people

1. U.S. visa immigration laws
2. U.S. visa immigration laws
3. U.S. visa immigration laws

1. Fat
2. Stupid
3. Shart

Immigration laws (Mexico need not apply)

>My list is
>1. Boring
>2. No charm
>3. Fat people

Not having a green card yet

1. Shart
2. There is nothing to see
3. Fake friendliness

>the urban demographic
>fat people
>loud people
>wouldn't want to live in a country that is objectively worse

1. Shart
2. In
3. Mart

shart
in
mart

Wow. Rude thread desu.

1. Americans are too tolerant to really nasty things yet if you're a russian or a communist they will shoot you with a rifle.

2. Easy peasy living

3. Need a car/scooter to move anywhere

1. Get shot by police
2. Get shot by police
3. Get shot by police

easy living keeps you from wanting to come to america?

well, im mexican that's why i would no go to the USA i might get shot in the head

1.no bidets
2.gay people
3.most of their women are used goods and ugly

1. Niggers
2. Too many religious people
These are the 2 main things that bother me about the USA.

Come on, guys. America isn't that ba-*steps outside and immediately gets shot at and mugged*

It was a great idea to make guns legal and every country should follow suit.

1. dumb people
2. obese people
3. sharting people

+15

Niggers, blacks and gangstas

Illegals, mexicans, and rapists.

why cant europoors count

1.niggers
2.americans
3.there are way better places to visit

only if you're a nig nog

too much ease of living isn't a good thing. it causes people to become depressed and nihilistic. simple work is good for the soul and hardship is what gives life meaning

3 reasons to avoid Rossiya
>Cold
>low standard of living
>HIV

1. Expencive
2. Long travel time to get there
3. ..................

It's not fake, it's just as a German the concept of strangers being genuinely nice is actually alien to you

How dire

This isn't call of duty bro nobody is going to give a shit if you're Russian unless you're running around with a USSR flag shouting "Death to capitalism" or something like that

Even then some young people would probably join in

>idealizing poverty

Living under the constant threat of an economic axe ain't exactly fun you know

>too tolerant and life is just too easy there

EXTREMELY Russian post

I've flown to England which is kinda close to norgie and it's really not that bad

Also cheap through JetBlue, use google flights dude

Nothing bothers me actually, but I'll mention a few things anyway:

1. Patriotic to a ridiculous degree. Yes, it was viral for state's survival during the cold war, but now it's just hilarious.

2. Unhealthy LGBT degeneracy.

3. Somewhat ignorant. Especially on topics like geopolitics.

4. Has top-tier specialists in almost every field, but an average citizen simply can't afford or doesn't want any education.

5. They bully citizens of other countries, especially those who are being pictured by media as opponents.

6. Cold war mindset when it comes to petro-dollar system.

So the same reasons I don't go to Paris?

My list:
-General hypocrisy
-Transgender workshipping
-dérégularisation (oil wracking, Flint water, 2008 crisis, and the whole "let the bull go free" Reagan thing)
-Unhealthy life
-Barely no social rights
-Submission to the state: No one gives a fuck: when european students or labor don't want a law they break the shit out of everything while in America they make hashtags on twitter.
-Financially driven politics (deputies have to raise fund and thus depend of someone wealthy which biased the political choices).
I'll stop for now

says you. i've been poorfag my entire life. never had a job that pays much more than 10 an hour. i spend most of my time smoking weed, fucking qts, and laughing at richfag "nu males" who have all the toys and wonder why they can't get a date

money is an OBSTACLE to having fun. if you're concentrating on making money, you're not concentrating on enjoying life #YOLO

The fact that you feel the need to justify is far enough to be honest

Fake friendliness?

>1. Americans are too tolerant to really nasty things yet if you're a russian or a communist they will shoot you with a rifle.
nah, russians don't even get noticed in the US. nobody would even bother to ask where you're from

the united states is in the process of going full bolshevik so communism isn't a problem, but we've always hated russians (for reasons i can't figure out.) that's why we just let you guys twist in the wind after USSR collapse instead of sending monies

>10 USD an hour.
American poverty is a meme, isn't it?

huffingtonpost.com/david-macaray/why-did-walmart-leave-ger_b_940542.html

One issue was the chanting. Walmart employees are required to start their shifts by engaging in group chants and stretching exercises, a practice intended to build morale and instill loyalty. Fiendish as it sounds, Walmart employees are required to stand in formation and chant, “WALMART! WALMART! WALMART!” while performing synchronized group calisthenics.

Unfortunately, this form of corporate boosterism didn’t go over particularly well with the Germans. Maybe they found it embarrassing or silly; maybe they found it too regimented. Or maybe they found this oddly aggressive, mindless and exuberant exercise in group-think too reminiscent of other rallies....like one that occurred in Nuremberg several decades earlier.

Another issue was the smiling. Walmart requires its checkout people to flash smiles at customers after bagging their purchases. Plastic bags, plastic junk, plastic smiles. But because the German people don’t usually smile at total strangers, the spectacle of Walmart employees grinning like jackasses not only didn’t impress consumers, it unnerved them.

1. the sharts
2. the marts
3. can't think of a third thing, I actually like americans

1.Nothing. US is our greatest ally!
2.
3.

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My list is
1) Shart
2) In
3) Mart

Nice to know that you think Walmart = America

>American poverty is a meme, isn't it?
basically yes. i've lived below the poverty line my whole life (yes, there is a defined line) but i've never felt "poor." i always have enough food to eat, a place to live and even enough for entertainment like weed, vidja, guitars, etc

being "poor" here isn't the same as being poor anywhere else. it's so easy to live in america there's really no motivation to work hard unless you're just insecure and just NEED to have more than everyone else to feel good about yourself

all our needs are provided for

Visas
Visas
Visas

Mart is essential US culture.

>US
>Culture
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As is Sharting, apparently

Its military culture
Its christian community
Its... culture

Shit Yuropoors Say
>Americans have "Fake friendliness"
Hello, Germany. Yes, Americans are truly and honestly friendly.
>Americans have "no charm" or "no culture"
If you think this, it's because you are literally living in America's culture. Enjoy.
>Americans are too "SJW"
That's California and idiot youth.

Foreigners, have fun taking all of your information about America purely from anecdotal evidence and things you read online.
If that were all true, then Sweden would be nearly 100% Muslim, Germany would be full of only scat fetishists, furries, and bombs, Finland would be a meme, and Russia is only commieblocks and depression (and also, like "America", it is all the same culture across the entire land)
(P.S. all of these are extreme hyperbole except for Finland)

Remember, America is a big place, for you.

CANADIANS ARE NOT AMERICANS

>CANADIANS ARE NOT AMERICANS

ehhh, yes they are

That's true for every first world country, America isn't special

>Hello, Germany. Yes, Americans are truly and honestly friendly.
>Mart workers who don't clean up sharts with a smile on their face are unamerican
XD

Oh, seems like this thread touched your FREEDOM feelings CANADIANS ARE NOT AMERICANS
That was a funny one, mate.

ocean, visa

i went to america this year and got shot

>If you think this, it's because you are literally living in America's culture. Enjoy.
I don't listen to american music
I don't exclusively watch american movies
Burgers are german and Pizzas are italian
you're welcome

American. Culture.
I'm going to enjoy some American wine later.

Things what keep me away:
1. Nothing to see
2. Really boring and opinionated people
3. American leftist culture

Things that make me want to visit:
1.Guns
2. Southern Culture
3. Triggering liberals by simply being me

>you're living in America's culture
>he said while posting on a Japanese image board

A wall, and river and trigger happy border patrols

>american """"culture"""" just boils down to theft
i guess that's why you have so many niggers

1. Politics
2. Healthcare
3. Government

Is there a weight requirement to get the American citizenship?

>Niggers
>Clinton
>Self-loathing white retards

Oh, and probably these if we're counting extras
>U.S Immigration laws
>GMO (Monsanto) poison garbage food

Things about USA that keep me interested are
>guns
>food
>vistas(the country itself is very nice)

>all these salt-induced fat jokes

Probably, I had to gain weight to apply for the tourist visa.

At least 200 US pounds

CRUISE SHIP

>a nip literally STEALS an imageboard from an upstanding and proud American
>it's now a Japanese board
No wonder a German would think that, but you'll never "rise up" and steal land from your neighboring countries ever again, Hans.

>stealing
>taking inspiration from old ideas and making them better and in our own culture
We use and improve.

>1. Americans are too tolerant to really nasty things yet if you're a russian or a communist they will shoot you with a rifle.
you guys are fucking brainwashed

>muhsanto boogeyman

It's because of GMOs that we haven't had a repeat of the great potato famine.

>all these damage control

>moot LITERALLY steals the 2chan software
>fails because he's a weak, effeminate American
>gets bought by a true capitalist: Hiroshima
>it's now, and always has been, a Japanese board
American education

>b-but we won the olympics!
Literally not an argument proving their opinion wrong.

nothing is keeping me away but i dislike the

1. violence
2. guns
3. it's far

#sick burn

>France can't even win in food consumption

>We use and improve.
I see that you have used and improved Indian culture a lot

You'd get lit up down here, kike

>American takes inspiration from an old idea
>fashions it to his own ideal and improves it dramatically
>takes this idea in the 21st century
>makes it American
>loves it
>cherishes it
>a lowly NIP comes along and takes it for his own
>all these years of progress and nurture by the proud American ruined
>it's now "Japanese"
Nips are niggers.

>damage control

moot is the epitome of cuck culture

I'm American and even I think the chanting thing is weird as shit and fucked up. Do they actually do that...?

Being a bully with a big military is the only reason people respect our shitty fiat currency. When the world realizes that the dollar is a sham, we're going down in flames.

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2.
I visited Detroit
3.
I visited Chicongo.

1 Politics/ hypocrisy
2 Airports
3 Health travel insurance

1. Americans
2. American food
3. Other American things

America is the only place in the world where you can listen to a guy singing real blues in a bar but you know he sings things about pain because he has to live in America everyday so it's better to just watch him on youtube, living far away, in a civilized country.

>be american
>get spied on by government
>i-it's okay i have nothing to hide

Uhm, o-okay. But you didn't prove your ((point)), though.

>Being a bully with a big military is the only reason people respect our shitty fiat currency. When the world realizes that the dollar is a sham, we're going down in flames.
But you guys basically won the cold war with your fiat money, so I think this Idea was brilliant in 1970s.

I noticed that everything that goes to the US just end up turning to shit. take feminism. it used to be women demanding the ability to vote and to be able to work, but americans did what americans do, and now you can't sit in a bus without commiting a micro aggression.

1. Retarded liberal anarchists
2. Plastic Paddies
3. Shit education system (I want to have kids at some point, and I don't want them to be uneducated dumbasses when they grow up)

>american education
>students have to pledge allegiance before every class
>sports constitute 50% of the time spent at school
is that why they are so dumb?

This is why I like you the most

>many (but not all) police officers are violent retards with a license to commit murder
>the vestiges of Reagan-era red-baiting obstruct enactment of social programs and business regulations that exist in all other developed countries as wealthy & advanced as ours
>endless imperial wars

>1.no bidets

Actually something I agree with. Having been to a country that used them, I miss having a consistently clean asshole.