Ask a Russian anything

Ask a Russian anything

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Хyлe ты тyт зaбыл?

Do you fight with bears?

Russian memes are best memes, how is this one called?

Very accurate for our drankards

Bears live in Finland, not here

Russia is known for bears not Finland

do slavs actually squat and wear adidas or is that just a meme

>do slavs actually squat
No

>wear adidas
Not in Moscow or Spb. It's 2011 fashion, when all retards used to wear thouse awful faggish tight adidas pants

is this joke any true?
"Russians have finally designed the bedpan for kruscioba. The handle is in the inside."

>Хyлe ты тyт зaбыл?
Sup Forums reporting. do you have any predictions for the political future of russia? caspian report on youtube released a video recently saying that the economic sanctions have put the kremlin under a lot of pressure and now oligarchs are trying to consolidate enough power to depose putin. do you think this will happen? if it does, what will happen to russia? also, what are your thoughts about NATO in the baltics, the syrian situation and the new regime in kiev?

Rashka-vatnik :3

This country has 3 revolutions in 1 centurty, predictions don't work here.

political predictions for cucks

When was the last time you drank BoAka?

>had
fix

Spasibo bolshoe, ruso cagasemen.

>asking for Sup Forumsitical predictions

well yeah, i get that you arent psychic and can't predict the future, but you live in russia so you have the "feel" for politics there (assuming you're over 15 y/o) so what does it feel like? do you smell a happening?

I can't even predict, anything can happen

What has been your experience with muslims?

>do you have any predictions for the political future of russia?
It's shitty and stable.
>caspian report on youtube released a video recently saying that the economic sanctions have put the kremlin under a lot of pressure and now oligarchs are trying to consolidate enough power to depose putin. do you think this will happen?
Not likely. Economical situation for me in 2014-2016 was tougher than 2000-2013.
>if it does, what will happen to russia?
Nothing. Putin is not one man there.
>what are your thoughts about NATO in the baltics,
Do not care. Just a TV show.
>the syrian situation and the new regime in kiev?
Luckily I was not involved in this madness.

>Do not care. Just a TV show.
this is how millennials actually think
>Luckily I was not involved in this madness.
well russia absorbed over a million refugees from ukraine so you're kinda involved. it's probably part of the reason you're life got harder in 2014-2016 than it was in 2000-2013

It's fucking hard to get a visa for more than one month. What is the procedure to get a long-stay permit?

Today i went to swim in river. After swimming I nedded to dry and I squated on big stone. It was free beach and there was no places for sitting.

Post some russian musics, not traditional

bonus point for rap

How can i get a qt russian gf?

>bonus point for rap

>that sentence
>that flag
Seems fitting.

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>do slavs actually squat
I spot two or three people squatting every day. I squat if there's nothing to sit on.

>wear adidas
It was very popular aroudn ten years but it's still a common thing although it's dying out little by little. I wear Adidas trainers myself and I also own an Adidas tracksuit although I almost never wear it.

>do you smell a happening
No. The government is pretty stable. Our people will take anything fate (read the government's stupidity and incompetence) throws at them. No big thing happening feel. We're carrying on as usual.

Have a russian mother or father.
Marry a russian citizen.
Buy 1,5 million roubles worth of real estate.

>no Plazma

How often do you see degenerates on your streets?

Our streets are full of russians if that's what you're asking.

What do Russians think of Iran

what's the best place for learning russian ?

What is the best vodka brand you have ever had?

A shithole just like every other muslim country is.

What is life like in eastern Russia?

Russia

I have never tried vodka. Stolichnaya and Absolut is what pops up in mind first.

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Old russian clips are so gay.

>bonus point for rap
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High wages, lots of seafood, lots of asians and lots of japanese goods.

Eastern? You mean sakhalin or Vladivostok? Like in average nippon town but everybody are white.

I ment degenerates, dirty alcoholics, drug users etc. you know what I mean

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This one is much better.

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No, Pharaoh should be new Tsar of Russia.

My mistake youtube.com/watch?v=WNFgKf3IfRU

There alot, but not in city centres

So better than Moscow and Peter?

One or two every time I go somewhere. They sleep on the sides of the roads and ask for some change.

Just like moscow but looks like Japan

fuck that is the same as in my shitty neighbourhood reee

Bravo Russia

I don't believe it. The sky must be gray.

wat? ;_;

It looks like a nice place, not commieblock shithole

If you had to move to any other country, where would it be?

that's the same commieblock baracks just with blue skies and water.

rate
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sharia shithole

USA, Australia, France, Italy or Spain

What's the size of your willy and can I suck it?

>willy
what is this

38cm

fuckstick

Barely long enough but ok

Rate Russian underground music

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Its amazing what a bit of blue paint can do

0/10

If I visited Russia would I be treated poorly?

No, when Russians see a person from America or Europe, they bahave like a God gort down from heaven. I don't understand this kind of behaviour

Dutch being Dutch ITT, lel

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My favourite Russian artist ever

You didn't answer the question, Diniyar. Or Igor. But you're probably a Diniyar.

i don't understand why you think that we hate you on an individual level. there were plenty of russian nationals at my uni and they were just regular ppl there.

>Diniyar

>Diniyar

>What has been your experience with muslims?
No experience. I often see them in the street, but never had Muslim in my class

>over a million refugees from ukraine, kinda involved
I personally saw only one family running from war to the Moscow suburbs there I'm living.
40 yo lone woman and 3 kids. Helped her moving her stuff, fixed her PC and get out.
Donated literally 1$ to a crazy girl asking for help for ukrainian refugees in park where I
usually drink with my comrades.There are more churok(muslim CIS immigrants) there than ukranians. They wanted to start a new life but there is no working places for them in industry(or they can't do it right because of lack of education) so they clean toilets in mcdonalds, making shawarma(street food like taco) and used as unskilled labour on the construction sites for the great justice.

>part of the reason you're life got harder in
It was always hard af in the past too. Isolation, ignorance, stupidity, fanatism, degenerates,
laziness, constant patriotic militaristic hysteria and liberal bullshit easily prevails mind and common sense and fail the real economics.

>this is how millennials actually think
yep, nice detector

In my region muslims are over 50% of religious people. My family is muslim. Our muslims are normal people with no explosions and imposition of sharia laws.

>supporting Al-Assad

>war in Ukraine

>crimea stealin

>georgian invasion

>multiple air space violations against your neighbors

>stockholm aerial attack simulation

Why is Russia so evil?

>Our muslims are normal people with no explosions and imposition of sharia laws
Instead of a thousand words
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>Our muslims
>muslims of my region Tatarstan

Are you served in army?

What type of tracksuit are you wearing right now?

any one here know VITAS the singer ?

a chuja ssiesz?

Have*

ftfy

>georgian invasion
please read wiki u make me hurt

underpants

he's not a singer

Of course not

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Are you asking for more information about the bombing of tsbili (or whatever), or maybe the creation of two separatist nations in Georgia?

How the war started

Rubin Kazan sucks lol 40million spent and 13th place.

>When Russia invaded

Georgia
>Attack South Osetia with russian forces in it
>Wonder why russians became angry
wtf i hate georgia now

What's today's temperature in your location?