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Wha'll be King but Cherlie? edition

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I want your cock inside of me right this instant and I can’t get that and that’s really fucking frustrating because I want you to tie me up and spank me and I want to pull your hair and scratch you and have you fuck me really really hard

maisie

*does a dance*

I hope America will be taken over by the military, they'll close down all the synagogues, arrest all the Jews, execute hundreds of thousands of Jewish ringleaders.

Shit gimmick desu

Kyary

Why do the Germans have a reputation as being a martial race when they're so tragically awful at fighting wars?

What's wrong with you?

:O

>Jessica, 29. Being on the end of a bukkake. That was seriously one of the most sexually exciting times of my life. I could never ever tell my now boyfriend about it.

Quickdraw janny

watching rus hokej

gonna start smoking t b h lads.
What are the patrician fags of choice?

>Chris, 25. I let my girlfriend have sex with other guys in front of me at parties or wherever. While she was getting banged she would look me in the eye and tell me how the guy’s dick was was bigger than mine. I hated it and also loved it at the same time.

very runty path you have chosen

Need a powerful orgasm to exorcise the sex demons for a precious few hours

bennies, lambert, something traditional. Avoid the 25s, gimmick fags and yankee brands.

>randomly looking at Rick Astley's wikipedia page
>get to the section on rickrolling and then to the page
>see: "In 2009, Astley wrote about Sup Forums founder moot for Time magazine's annual Time 100 issue, and thanked moot for the rickrolling phenomenon."

What a lad.

do you reckon if i get a motorbike, crash it and die people at work will have a whip round and give my mum some money for the funeral

benson and hedges gold

Where are you getting these?

how do you deal with this crippling loneliness lads? haha

marlboro red

Lavren is literally perfect

thoughtcatalog.com/charlie-elliott/2014/09/17-people-confess-the-most-sexually-degrading-thing-theyve-ever-done-that-they-totally-loved/

> I’m someone that secretly loves to fantasize about my boyfriend having sex with other women in front of me so when I finally told my ex about what I wanted he got really into it.

me on the right

anime, Sup Forums, wanking

lamberts

>marlboro red
are you a student or a foreigner?

...

massive sedation with benzos, booze, opiates

there's no reason not be a heroin addict, you're dead and your body is rotting into shit regardless

Don't do it mate it's fucking shit.

>we are all benefited by living in a diverse society

hmmm

got the smell of lube stuck under my fingernails lads absolutely doing my nut in

I said I'm gonna start, have casually smoked and Lamberts are fucking shite

youtube.com/watch?v=7Mz5AEgE24o&ab_channel=thisisbedge

sounds fake

feel sorry for semen ya, she was born that way, not her fault she doesn't fit in anywhere.

oh dear

great banter

liveleak.com/view?i=824_1471825042

>we are all benefited by living in a diverse society
except for crime and culture of course!

day 80:
arse skin has fused with leather on the chair

it really is

ye ;_;

>recorded on phone
>vertical
shan't be watching that, my friend

Right lads, I got a bit tipsy the other day and ended up in Amsterdam. Any suggestions for what I can do while I'm here?

they had great marketing desu

not clicking this until at least 3 reputable posters have verified that it's not child porn

...

It's not child porn

>t. virgin tryhard

I fucking love your dick

And I’m extremely jealous that you get to play with it whenever you want to

Because if it were up to me it’d be in me every single day

Fuck I can’t wait to have you shove it down my throat and for you to cum all over my tits, and then in my mouth

twat: the image

It is child porn

>desperados
student or just a poof?

is that aisha?

fucking embarrassing

What makes you want to start lad?

Can someone explain this? Corbyn wants to nationalise the railways, yet he was for remain? Does it not seem contradictory? Many of the railways are owned by other European countries.

Lads... Is £480/month for a nice 1 bedroom flat in a great city a good deal or a bit expensive?

Little dOOb after a long shift.

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stressed t b h lad, it'll affect my sport performance but I don't really care about that anymore

given up on life

did you do wanking?

GREAT deal lad

>yet he was for remain
He wasn't really.

Honestly not too bad, what city?

Bit pricey lad

Ye ;o

good deal i think, here on the south coast a good 1 bed is around 7-800

rasheed

About normal, maybe cheap if you actually are in a nice city

you just know

v. nice

porn?

so sad they had to stand! meeting was rampacked

If I seen some you cunts irl I'd HEEM you straight up

someone please just fucking kill me

Socialist politicians receive a ridiculously amount of critical and biased coverage for a reason, because unlike the other politicians they aren't looking out for the profiteering capitalist corporations like the majority of politicians.

And I say, what the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?

>we are all benefited by living in a diverse society
An outright lie. Not point in trying to argue against it to her, she'll just call you a bigot just for saying that.

enjoying the weather

why not take a fridge out on a picnic?

I see trees of green

lad from last thread i listened to your joy division link

the only difference between far right and far left is replacing corporations/patriarchy with the Jew

*pushes you over*

depends on the city

disgusting

tear them down and build apartments for refugees

Not an argument

why not eat some melon on your lunchbreak

hope she gets mugged by an arab gang

Yeah, had a nice bit of porn on

posting my 3D waifu

Actual legitimate Madman

youtu.be/EtzJ1Mn_5-s

rasheed

nothing brings me happiness any more

am I depressed or is this part of growing up?

Why does Coventry have nothing to offer and it is always introduced with "it was totally destroyed in the war, you know?"

spot of depression

how very 3D

some lad was sitting by me on the bus on the way to work
the fucking smell of the cunt
Was tempted to throw him out the window into the liffey just to give the dirty bastard a wash