You will never fuck an american girl

>you will never fuck an american girl

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The people around them who didn't shame them into eating healthier and doing excercise are just as bad as them

*waddles towards you*

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why do they even live?

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How is it possible to even get this fat? Ive never seen people even half this size! Why aren't their organs shutting down?

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What the fucking fuck???
How can anyone be this fat? wtf

To eat, obviously.

SHART

Ok, that level of fat is actually extremely rare. At least where I live.

refined sugar

Best thread on Sup Forums right now.

how do they stand without their spines snapping?

>europeans literally cannot handle it when they see a fat person

today riding the bus there was four of them on it with me, all of whom needed to use the bus's fold down ramp to get on

this is a new level of fat, I've never seen anything like this here

post pics

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We banned whaling.

>Home Counties English accent

;^)

how new are you? Most of these .webms are using material that's at least 5-6 years old. Sup Forums has fat shaming friday and the whole "americans are fat" meme has existed since the late 90s. Over ten years ago people would complain about how fat republicans gave bush a second term. Supersize Me also came out in 2004.

>he consider human whales to be normal or even good to see IRL

by 'here' I meant my country

buses here in America all have fold-down ramps, pursuant to the 1990 Americans with Disabilities Act. This is also why America doesn't have any buses built before 1990 (except for school buses, which are ADA exempt as schools send ADA compliant short buses instead)

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Becose i cant found her dick? Kappa

I got this mixed up, that picture there is an elevator. This is a ramp.

americans, please state your weight and height

Amerisharts actually buy this

6'2" 240 lbs
Imperial, because fuck you.

>mfw my family fat shame nephews when they aren't fat, simply filled like a full balloon.
feels good.

5'7", 392 pounds

Well fuck me :DDDD

What the fuck do you have to eat to be able to get this fat?!

height: five feet five and a half inches

weight: 310 pounds

I make a lot of money at my programming job and there's a burger king on the way home from work so I usually have it for dinner.

i unfortunately know how to convert from imperial

you're drafted

you're dismissed

how can her bones carry all that weight?

5'2" 3000 lbs
I am on vacation

>same height as mine
>double my weight
jesus christ

>makes you shit oil
>go to the mart
>get shit oil'd

this might interest you:

>How to park a scooter on a Walt Disney World Bus

youtube.com/watch?v=kEGRQFTGmnU

and

>Chicago metra handicap accessible

youtube.com/watch?v=3vsferNCDsI

America is the only country that can be navigated entirely by wheelchair or mobility scooter.

I used to though those wheel chairs where for people with broken legs or spines.

holy fuck.

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>This is also why America doesn't have any buses built before 1990 (except for school buses, which are ADA exempt as schools send ADA compliant short buses instead)

The ADA allows schools to use non ADA compliant buses, as the ADA itself gives schools money for ADA compliant short buses for retards. This is why even bankrupt school districts (like the one I work at) have brand new short buses for SPED students but normal students are still riding around in 50s and 60s era buses that often break down.

here's one in operation:

youtube.com/watch?v=_PY0kS5E60g

I mean it's nice as a technology but why not just make the public transportation so that the train/bus/whatever is at the level of the stop so they can just roll in without using all that shit?

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>for people with broken legs or spines
No, they are for anyone who needs them. My granddad has heart failure and can't walk more than a few minutes without having trouble anymore. He needs one to go shopping in some of the larger stores.

if they are able to walk they should move their asses
this is sad
USA is sad

Because it substantially more expensive to retrofit every bus stop in America than it is to build the buses with ramps?
There will, logically, always be more stops than buses.

how do you even get this fat?

I drink 1.5L of Coke every day and tons of chocolate/candies yet I weight 70s

There's these things in Finland that are called low-floored buses that are the level of the stop and I believe Murikan and Fingolian bus stop heights don't differ that much

I understand they're for handicapped people.
I never though about fucking snolarxes to use them.

Hell, I never seen anything like that IRL.

the most fat people here are old ladies but they will be average american weight I think.

My dad is like that too, he eats all sorts of candy and soda and fast food, but he isn't even obese, just a bit fat.

Is fat people scooter sidewalk racing illegal?

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Because transit agencies can't afford that, do you really expect every county bus agency in the entire US to add a platform to every bus stop? Most can't afford it and people would protest it. Also they'd still need to train drivers in how to use elevators and lifts for the old people shuttles which go door-to-door (like taxis do, except you have to be disabled or be over 65 to use).

Also, there's no uniform platform height across the US like there is in the EU (which is 550 mm), and most states ban "level boarding" (ie a platform at the same height of a railcar) because it would impede interstate commerce (specifically, oversized freight train loads like tanks or combine harvesters). And, 50+ years ago when the railroads were first built companies didn't want to build platforms in the first place as they were expensive. The Northeast Corridor (DC-NYC-Boston) is the only exception.

Shit metabolism and not exercising

bus agencies can't slam buses down to 1-2 inches, because even then the actual floor of the bus would make the distance from the ground to the bus floor 4-5 inches which is outside of ADA policy

also remember that most bus stops are just a pole with a sign, they can be anywhere from a normal sidewalk to a parking lot or a patch of dirt

so in other words, besides fat your people are fucking retarded.

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Ours generally must have a fairly tall suspension in order to accommodate for things like speed bumps and the occasional pothole.

You see, you drink Coke continuously all day, only stopping to shovel fuck tons of food consisting of nothing but simple carbohydrates down your cavernous gullet.

>I never though about fucking snolarxes to use them.
Neither did their manufacturers, and my grandpa bitches about how the fatasses break the carts he needs to get around. He claims to have never sat in one that didn't have some type of issue.

maybe you need to start gassing fattases.

fucking anyone can get a free mobility scooter if your doctor and a medicare doctor sign you off on it. Otherwise they cost about $5,000-$10,000 off the shelf.

pic related costs $18,000 and can be had for $0 through medicare

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I know a few older people that got them because it snows where I live. They make a huge mess (mud, snow etc) inside buildings though.

That would be a waste of resources. They are killing themselves for us, and a few of them even manage to redeem themselves and get down to a semi-healthy weight.

I see. I thank you for your post because it has provided me with a lot of new and interesting information.

Would you say that the reason why these weird set-ups are used is because transit agencies are underfunded at the federal level to encourage more private transit? In other words, are they trying to fuel car sales and fuel consumption rather than making travelling in and around cities easier for a lot of people?

I was listening to a podcast today and one of the guys is a paramedic. He was talking about how he had to bus around a 500lb+ obese african women that day in his ambulance, and while on the way to the hospital she got hungry. They stop at a gas station and one of his assistants who is over 300lb+ himself bought the bitch some cookies. What the fuck. But that isn't even the bad part.

This bitch is so fat she can't walk. She's literally spent the last ten years sleeping and watching TV. She needs an army of glorified taxi-paramedics, social and care workers and doctors to keep her alive because she's become obese beyond anything nature intended thanks to modern agriculture and medical science. She is on medicare with no job, and so is her functionally mentally retarded son. This situation is replicated by the hundreds of thousands among fat fucks across America. It must've cost the state at least a million dollars in the red to keep her alive this long, probably way more. She has never and will never contribute anything to society or the economy. If you put this bitch in the wild she'd lay there unable to move until a dog or ant colony began to feast on her.

Thinking of it, maybe that's what we should do with these people. Airlift them into wyoming and just roll them out into the wilderness. I bet an entire ecosystem or biosphere could form around her rotting corpse, like those whales that fall to the sea floor. Give the bitch an IPAD and she probably wouldn't notice until her final moments.

5'8 125 lbs

im the only skeleton in this region of north America

>dat brush going sink into some part of the body

this isnt human being anymore.

5'11 190 lbs

this is what 99% of bus stops look like in America. They're plopped down wherever as they're only used to transport old people, schoolchildren, and your cousins (illegal aliens that are too stupid/poor to buy a car)

no sidewalk is wide enough for such a race. You would need at least an interstate to contain multiple high speed scooters

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average american cuisine.
imagine eating this all days every day.

>This thread

Height: 6'3"
Weight: 163 lbs
Age: 23

A combination of god-tier Amerindian genetics, and the fact that I have no taste for junk food/sweets.

I haven't had fast food, candy, or soda since elementary school. I just eat fruits and vegetables for snacks, and I make a lot of ethnic foods with healthy/diverse ingredients.

I don't go to the gym at all but I have almost no body fat so I look ripped (im not), without managing to be a skellington.

I'm fat

ask me anything

5'7"
115 lbs

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is real food expensive in america?

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>Would you say that the reason why these weird set-ups are used is because transit agencies are underfunded at the federal level to encourage more private transit? In other words, are they trying to fuel car sales and fuel consumption rather than making travelling in and around cities easier for a lot of people?

Define "underfunded". The federal government specifically gives transit duties to states, all of whom (except Hawaii) give it over to local Counties who pay for it via local sales and property taxes. It usually works, the issue is that people don't want to pay for anything other than the bare minimum and nothing at the federal level can change this. Also most local bus agencies are probably better off with the increased flexibility "modest" bus stops (ie just a sign) provide.

It's worth remembering that the ADA was made to standardize wheelchair access (which previously was also done state-by-state) policy, as well as fund shuttles like pic related. These things can be found everywhere in the US giving free rides to old people or wheelchair bound people. This is easily than making transit agencies work better or trying to force transit modernization on every County in the country.

On another note, Amtrak (which is federally owned), can do "level boarding" as their double deck cars are so low it's not a problem. But they have a limited supply of money and both train stations and track are owned by freight railroads who are indifferent to the problem. But even then, Amtrak has to keep wheelchair elevators in every car for emergency evacuations.

No. Fresh food is almost always cheaper than eating processed shit, because, obviously, it doesn't require any extra processing to produce.
People who claim it isn't are generally dumb hipsters who think they have to go buy overpriced organic scams because of how the evil GMOs are going to give them a third testicle or something.

pardo

6'1
160 lbs

i have the purest mediterranean genes my friend

>easily

*easier

>purest mediterranean genes
I actually had my drink come out of my nose when I read that.
Thank you.

Portugal is not on the Mediterranean, pardo

5' 10", 185#.