why don't operating systems say something cute like "goodnight" or "cya tomorrow" when you shutdown?
Why don't operating systems say something cute like "goodnight" or "cya tomorrow" when you shutdown?
Jaxson Jenkins
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Jackson Adams
Cortana is bad enough as-is
Charles Edwards
I don't want to be turned on by my little computer...
Henry Jones
Cause making people attached to a computer by making it seem human makes people less likely to toss it and buy more.
Fucking goyim.
Cooper Mitchell
the little dings and tunes we used to have filled that purpose
Connor Garcia
I guess you could make a little script to do that on Unix/Linux OSes
also is this a cuteness thread?
Aaron Jenkins
Because Linux can do it...
Grayson Perry
because your computer doesn't care, just like your parents.
Ethan Flores
My little computer can't be this cute.
Robert Perry
Cause itd make jerking off in front of it weird Id it had a personality.
Carter Perez
>Cortana
i don't get it
is that some sort of halo reference?
Wyatt Peterson
Same voice actress.
Lucas Stewart
tis a fucking machine
Thomas Hall
>Not having a OS you can customize to do exactly that
Lucas Ramirez
>tfw wrote a terminal waifu in C
Matthew Foster
Because they're not designed to be used by socially retarded neets
Liam Lee
>Because they're not designed to be used by socially retarded neets
But lunix is a thing.
Luis Morgan
...
Samuel Rodriguez
My Windows Phone does
Lucas Wood
mine does
Jacob Williams
What are some cute things you've seen programs do?
Lincoln Nguyen
winrar suggested that i buy it
it was adorable every time
Hudson Ward
cowsay is pretty cute
Xavier Roberts
Why don't you code a little script yourself
>alias poweroff = "mpv cya.mp3 & poweroff"
Leo Wright
I want my computer to sound like Charles Manson
Lucas Wilson
This device says "Goodbye, see you!" on screen when you power it down.
Lincoln Hughes
Logan Gutierrez
Some user posted his student website that generated a bunch of emojiis in the style of: ヾ ( •̀ ᴥ •́ ) و
It eventually got taken down though.
Chase Evans
Kirie is best girl.
Logan Rodriguez
Because Cortana knows what you do on the internet and doesn't want to associate with you.
Jaxon Ross
uhh just code it in yourself you moran
Logan Johnson
'98 used to...
Eli Bailey
If you ask Cortana to shut down your computer, she'll say something similar.
Lucas Myers
>lewding the little Lum
you deserve this
Connor White
Can't you do this on Linux? Sounds pretty simple.
Josiah Collins
playing with daidouji.com
Gabriel Lee
my gf kirie is so cute