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brady

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Good thread desu

Lewd waifus

reminder to roast coasties

>tfw no kinky French gf

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=fisEAdoCSxI

Jenna desu

...

>you will never be a fighter ace and gain glory in WWIII
>you will never be a modern knight
>you will never touch the edge of space in a mortal struggle with your rival
>you will never have an inevitable biopic made about you
Sheit

Life is suffering

>le self centered 16 year old feels

...

t. le cynical 17 year old

WTf gF senT ME THIS

>centered
FOY

I was about to seriously reply to you but then I noticed your flag. Carry on.

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Who's the other guy in the video? I think you're getting fucked Colgate.

>I was about to seriously reply
no you weren't

Cute

Whore

You can't tell me what do
*walks up to you threateningly*
*cracks knuckles*
*gets all up in your face*
...punk

Um remidner that I can beat you all in a 6v1 even if you have guns

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Haha I just ripped one on your face

R8 my genetics

I wonder what the GET was

THICC

starting on the alcohol buddies

*cucked

I'm just trying to help you out my minty fresh friend.

8/10, would procreate with

she's blowing up like a baloon

ur not allowed to hit someone with autism

>*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Doctors agree, dark chocolate is healthy for you.

*punches you*

T-they are just friends
well who is stopping me

I NEED TO IMPREGNATE A WOMAN RIGHT NOW REEEE

not really, she's been THICC for years now.
also, breast reduction should be highly illegal

What did he mean by this?

What are ya workin with?

cum lol

open relationship

cuck

who /gradschool/ here?

>mfw I put on a Chinese accent even though I grew up here
>mfw I schedule TA hours from 7-8 pm on Fridays
>mfw refuse to answer emails the night before a midterm

Really shit get

>Snickers
>Dark chocolate

Pick one

他在那。在那裡,他又來了。你看,大家好!他再次貼吧!他難道不是最有趣的傢伙身邊?哦,我的上帝。


我幾乎可以在黑暗中看到你那可憐的超重架發光,通過你的電腦屏幕亮著這是在你的房間光線的唯一來源,咯咯地笑像個女孩子一樣,你再次輸入你的小評論p和在填寫驗證碼。或者,也許你甚至不填寫驗證碼。也許你是這麼噁心的啃老族,你實際上支付了Sup Forums的通行證,所以你只要選擇的圖片。哦,我們都知道評論。在“史詩”“哈哈,暨”,不是嗎?我想你這小狗屎笑這麼辛苦,你點擊它,你砸在地板上多力多滋,但是沒關係,你的媽媽會在早上清理。哦,這是正確的。難道我不提?你住你的母親。你是一個胖他媽的fuckup,她大抵如此煩死你了。所以,生病不得不為你做的一切都該死的一天,每一天,一個成年男子誰把時間都消磨在Sup Forums的張貼北美通用的。試想這一點。她有你,然後她還以為你會成為一名科學家或航天員什麼的隆重,然後你就成了啃老族。可憐一個澳大利亞NEET。她可能哭自己每天要睡想著這是多麼糟糕,她怎麼想她可能就此消失。她甚至不能試著和你說話,因為所有你說的是“LOL,暨”。你成為你自己的蠢事。而這一切,你是。一個可悲的小個子在他自己的黑暗笑,因為他準備在老舞放縱是他做了一百萬次了。而這一切,你永遠不會。

永遠...

WHERE DO I FIND A VAGINA TO PUT A BABY IN

drink called a journalist interspersed with some bourbon shots now and then

vocaroo.com/

My therapist requests me to bring her a list of ppl who abuse me and if I do that she will go to your house and vandalize all of your property

She did it to Rubin my old mailman

whatchyall sippin on tonight?

got me some Johnny walker

*punches you again*

downloading that Deutschland show since that was the first non weab pick and Desert Pick cause I was intrigued by the Mad Maxness of it

just in case if anyone was wondering

tea

Water

THICC

Condensed milk.

here

Hawaiian Punch I stole from a failed office party

Dihydrogen monoxide :^)

>Brady says he won't operate scissors again
that dumb fuck better not, he needs to make >us win again.

Qtest companion. Shame she had shit writers.

sounds dangerous

ONE
DROP
RULE
Move along, darkie.

The good people of Baton Rouge would probably agree.

That's the spirit.

Gee, I wonder how you get that itty bitty African DNA inside of you

Got some explaining to do?

>he fell for the regional flag meme

I never understood the Moonman thing. How did that become a Sup Forums icon?

That guy is such a moron.

>he isnt subscribed to the google botnet

literally lmaoing at your life

but muh online personalilty

>history
Started out as a meme on YTMND in 2009 I believe, didn't truly catch on until 2015.
>why
His head vaguely looks like the hats the Klansmen used to wear.

I'm about to block all flyovers

FUCK YOU MY OPINIONS MATTER YOU SHITLORDS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW FLAGS WORK

good goy :^)

Extra flags?

More like Extra Fags lmao

ahahahha

Haha burnt

Living on the east coast is constant suffering.

This guy is very resourceful

>roomy with nothing to do but wish you werent in the heartland

Ah okay, thanks.

Compensating for something?

Little Midwestern Cocks

toasty coasty haha

>Toronto

>California

coasties getting roastied

There are more interesting things in the state of Delaware than the entirety of flyover country.

Can't decide which is worse desu...

delaware more like delawhere

>LITERALLY a walkover state
You can't make this shit up

>live on the coast
>literally have a drought

why Californians so dumb?

>kansas city isnt even located in kansas

>tfw no gf to cater to my specific fetishes
life bad

lol, my geographical region is better than yours but the demographics sure are shit

when you live in the South

haha if you live near the coast you should just jump off a fucking bridge you fucking retard hahaha

你是耻辱