A coalition of The Netherlands, California, Afghanistan...

A coalition of The Netherlands, California, Afghanistan, Jamaica and Colombia have secretly been stockpiling on weapons and invade your country.

How screwed is your country?

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>How screwed is your country?
Not at all. Norway, Denmark, Germany, Poland and Russia have tried before, and they are way bigger threats than your shitty countries.

Pretty fucked t.b.h

>How screwed is your country?
Colombia pls ur hurting urself again

AGAIN?

Sweden would be flattened by Cali troops within a day, then every woman would be given to Jamaicans and Colombians (the Swedish women would be thrilled by this, ofc) and all Swedish men and boys would be given to the Afghans for rape

>Russia
tell me

Afghanistan is already invading us.

>Cali
>a country

This

hmmmmm this is really making me think

please tell us more about those "weapons"

I'd like to remind you the Netherlands has defeaten Swedish forces before and liberated Denmark.

It are biological weapons of mass confusion.

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And only people of our countries have build up a natural immunity.

federal military assets and personnel located in California would be enough to defeat most countries; but they aren't under the state of California's control, they are controlled by the US central government. State troopers and police departments in Cali can barely manage local crime.

How would California get involved? It's not an independent country.

Who says those troops are loyal to the president and not to Arnold Schwarzenegger?

californian separatist rebels

Or King Clint Eastwood the first

>kinderdijk

Clint Eastwood's too conservative.
No commiefornian's going to take him seriously.

...yet

>Get to wipe out California
Fucking elated