Tfw too intellectual for Canadians to understand my posts

>tfw too intellectual for Canadians to understand my posts

DIMBA SUM DUM DUM HURRRREEER

>tfw too intellectual for physical activities and now my body is rotting in my early twenties

Don't flatter yourself you cheese eating nonce

>tfw too intellectual to find a girlfriend, job or generally be happy in life

>tfw I always think about everything logically and see the end result of any given situation
>Tfw end result of life is death and nothing you do matters while you're alive

>american replies to my post
>have to dumb down my reply to they understand it

And too intelligent to have finished school, right?

Define "school"

>American replies to my post
>have to reply in a series of wet farts for them to understand it

>Brit replies to my post
>have to recite specific passages from the Quran for them to understand it

It's that place where they teach you to not shart in the mart.

>implying we are two different types of people

Canada is a majority anglo nation. Only difference is that Brits are a tad inbred from staying on a tiny island.

>canadian replies to my post
>have to cover my wet shart with maple syrup so he will lick it up

>tfw to smart to learn a new language

>tfw too smart to be good at math

iktf

>tfw too intellectual to make your own gimmicks

>tfw intelligent but lazy

Buuuut that's not reacting logically, that's reacting emotionally.
Why would the fact that you're going to die nullify the things you do in life?

>tfw too smart to have a job

You'll be removed from this plane therefore rendering all your actions meaningless relative to yourself.
>but you can leave a mark on this world!
You'll be dead, gone, non-existent. All would be for naught.

> tfw too intellectual to study for test in half an hour, even though I know nothing

>tfw too intellectual for Anglos to understand my posts

Actions are only meaningful to one's self?
Being "removed from this plane" would render one's actions meaningless?

Not sure I buy yr premise, user.

>tfw too intellectual for Canadians to understand my posts

Who are you quoting, tho

this guy

darn

>intellectual = smart

wew

sounds to me like you're rationalizing being a loser to yourself so you don't feel bad about accomplishing anything and the leaf you're talking to is just playing along since he knows you're beyond any help

nothing* its a bit late

Not intellectual

If you were intelligent youd learn to cultivate mind, body, and spirit to become a true philosopher king.