C A T H O L I C I S M edition
/brit/
first for mcfc
V good edition
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Where the FUCK is the janny
"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.
"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.
"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"
>Harold Wood, of Ontario, Canada
How does it feel knowing sons of the empire will NEVER feel this way about Britain EVER again?
Presbyterians need not apply
The fucking Yanks ruined it. They killed our nationalism and let assholes like Trudeau rise in it's place.
>ywn go down fighting for your country in a just war
fucking hate the 21st century.
all we get to see is western society collapse because of its own doing
about to be 23 in Sept, barley gonna be making $14/hr
>order something on amazon before it's shipped out
>decide to cancel it and buy something else
>send a request to cancel it
>couple hours later it ships out anyways
>hour after that I get an email "oh you wanted to cancel it?"
do a columbine
>a just war
fuck off
you voted for that faggot, not us
i dont even understand what is wrong with me
i don't want a girlfriend or boyfriend, sexual intimacy feels foreign and disturbing to me
i guess i'm too far gone lads
desu
>He has a whole folder of fedora pics
>He quietly chuckles to himself as he posts hat pictures
>He internally pats himself on the back as he reclines in glee
>"That'll show them" he whispers as he reaches for another handful of tendies
>He spits breadcrumbs through stained, smiling teeth as continues to chuckle
>"Bath time!" his mother and primary caretaker calls to him down the stairs to the basement
>He lets out a disgruntled sigh as he clicks off Sup Forums.org
>"I'll be back for the rest of those hat tippers later" he thinks to himself as he struggles to lift himself out of his sticky chair
>Still chuckling on his way up the stairs he yells
>"You better be quick this time, Mom, I have important things to do on my computer!"
>"Yes honey, it's just that if we rush it too much, you'll get another rash" his mother replies as she cries internally
>His chuckling and smile fades and is replaced with exhausted grunts and groans as he approaches the top of the stairs
>"I don't care, Mom, I'm having a very important discussion with people about things I don't like, they're all fedora wearing neckbeards, I have to show them what they look like" He exclaims through gasping breathes
>"Okay honey, I'll be as quick as I can" the mere shell of a woman replies
>"Well, get on with it then, whore" he tells her as he enters the bathroom
>His mother sheds a single tear as she reaches for the sponge on a stick to clean between his flab
>She silently wonders how nice her life would have been had she decided to go through with the abortion
>"Too late now" she utters
>"What's too late, Mom? The cretinous melt asks
>"Nothing, honey... Nothing"
entire room smells like a shit
I sure as fuck didn't.
The Canadians were fucked the minute they favoured the leaf over the union jack 2bqh
more like poodeau
lmao
good post
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We were fucked the minute you didn't stomp the yanks, chugs, and frogs off this continent like you bloody well should have.
Pretty much.
>2055
>The final Englishmen in our Holy Isle facing off against the foreign hordes in a heroic last stand to save our culture and tradition
Deus vult, stulte.
it was fucked the moment they let a billion chinks in
Every country just goes full retard once they get a few foreigners
why the FUCK didn't you finish the job and totally wipe out of the frogs
Vive le Quebec libre
We never even got a chance to be a homogeneous group since we had frogs and abos from day 1 shitting things up.
>>>/fr/
all aboard the banter bus
nice jump tbf
So I told the bus driver to jump the car
just got brains from a boy
>For everything we have son,
>That's good and fine and just
>Was washed in British blood
>And given to us on trust.
Canucks, I beg of you to never forget the motherland.
bit gay
>Every country just goes full retard once they get a few foreigners
Yeah, it starts with letting the Irish in and ends with Chinamen and Muslims everywhere
Howling that people consider the Irish foreigners
I've written a poem about the future of our country lad.
>Our Kingdom has gone, let us weep;
>For this land is now the brown man's keep
>Our history and culture;
>Robbed from us in the name of the other
>Our monarchy, our tradition;
>Betrayed, by a most treasonable sedition
>Our divine House of Lords;
>Replaced, by the unwashed mass of foreign hordes
>An Unholy republic set up in it's place;
>Where you will not find one white man's face
>From the earth the Englishman was smitten;
>The fire extinguished, the lion put down;
>This is what happened to the once great land known as Britain
I think a game of Diplomacy would be solid and easier
if anyone's interested we can start a game now
>playdiplomacy.com
off to bed
back to dublin with you, o'shaunessy
No matter how Yankified the rest of the country becomes I'll never spell neighbour, etc, without the U.
british empire was shit for the working clsss man
aussies are proper mad
brits get bullied in ireland
you're a good lad
truly induces activity in the prefrontal cortex
What do you mean? The British Empire was basically a one-way holiday package for chavs
it's called a question mark mate
explains why Australia never got off the ground desu
date 1 seems to be falling through
working in a dire factory hoping another cholera epidemic did not wipe out upur family?
*falls asleep in your embrace*
i think it was made by an ESL speaker
i just like the pic
where'd you find this video clip of me?
The Irish are the go-to argument against any sort of immigration restriction (at least for Yanks)
>You don't want 3,000 Somali refguees resettled in your town? Heh, I guess you wouldn't have let your STARVING IRISH ANCESTORS enter either. Checkmate, bigot
Can I have style advice??? What do you think of this...cost me around £200
>I guess you wouldn't have let your STARVING IRISH ANCESTORS enter either
i wouldn't desu
a night with those guys?
£200 quid for a really small foamy beer??
yeah its the same over here
>How can you be against immigration, What if America turned away the famine migrants??
Yeah because WASP Americans took us in from the good of their hearts not because we were cheap labour and cannon fodder
leftists have such a shit grasp on history
tb h i wouldnt either if i was an anglo-american
The problem we have in Canada today is that it is Albertans who control our socio-democratic agenda. I'm a liberal, so obviously I think Canada does better when there are more Quebecers in power. Look at all the best Prime Ministers of the 20th century, Trudeau, Mulroney, Chretien, Paul Martin, they were from Quebec. So you could say this country belongs to us.
Max
if anyone's interested look for the game "Rule /brit/annia"
the password is "banter"
only 7 players though
and remember to pick your preferred nations or you'll get stuck with a random one.
deadline for orders is once per day.
m.youtube.com
love this song
FOR TO TAKE A TRIP
ON AN EMIGRANT SHIP
TO THE SHORES OF BOTANY BAY
>I'm liberal
>Quebec
>Trudeau Sr. or Jr.
The West will rise again and put Canada right once more; ie: out of the poverty hole you fucks are digging for us.
i lived on a lake most of my life
all i have to say is FUCK GEESE
be careful what you post on the chans, liam
>voting for someone because he's good looking
seems fair. that's why i'm voting for trump
Britain was better when the Irish were in charge 2bqh
Enjoy your Hillary shartmeister. She'll do you even worse.
eternal mick
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>we have free speech in Canada
>except we dont
The Irish did some insane heroic shit.
St. Patrick's battalion.
Just oozes hero.
NEW
g o s h
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enjoy these tbqh
so the aussie is here?
t. Patrick who has Irish grandparents
fun fact: paddy irishman burned down the white house
hillary has no support
she will not win, and even if she does, she'll be impeached immediately
me too
im considering making a folder just for irish memes
Fought Zulus at Rorkes Drift.
my home town still flies the union jack on the main street
youtube.com
that's actually a quote from trudeau himself.
My outfit
o'rourke
i dunno much about the irish in your empire so i cant think of much more
we freaked when ye tried to conscript us for WW1 though lol
we didnt mind fighting (many irish fought in ww2 too) but conscription rubbed us the wrong way
Ahh yes this man won't be a threat to the Anglos
playdiplomacy.com
>playdiplomacy.com
come on lads
come join the game
Game name = Rule /brit/annia
password = banter
Disgusting. Trudeau really is a frog no matter what Quebecers say. Only a frog could hate English people that much.
>we
wuz kangz