Maritime Edition
/brit/
allahu akbar
Brits and Sons. Banter and Beans Co.
Fuck lads I need to leave comfy suburbia to do my 3months rural work probably staying at a hostel in a month or two. I'm fucking scared now will I be dead Brit #2
Docklands Light Railway
thoughts?
brits die so easily with knives no wonder they banned them
turn up turn up turn up turn up turn up turn up turn up
Shut it europeasant
make britain strong again
Going to see my milfy doctor again
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>says the fucking cake
>having to work on Bruce's farm for three months to get a visa
lmaoing at the thought
>Why yes, I do unironically consider myself a fascist.
BLM is Black Supremacy
me and the black gf
Be nice to Danelad, he's alright
Fascism just doesn't work
Guess the Aussies aren't memeing when they talk about their runt farms
hey now, whats with the shitposting?
What even is that?
Haha lmao thankfully I have an absolute plethora of good mates
you'll find purpose breaking rocks on the side of the road if ol' Mosely was here lad
HV Morton was prob the best travel writer of the 20th century
just picked up an original print of "In Search of Ireland" (1930)
preddy gud
"The charm of Irish conversation is that it is undisciplined. It is a riot of good things. Unfortunately, you cannot hear much because of the conversation! Irish though and expression are simultaneous, and an Irishman is continually surprising himself by his brilliance. Perhaps that is why he laughs at his own jokes"
*walks around in circles*
alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads alright lads
>Get paid £12 an hour cash
>Beautiful aussie weather
>literally only 3 months
>implying that this is the only way to get a visa
It's one type of visa extension that requires previous rural work the visa i'm on now doesn't for example.
What is this?
Lmao
and yet he isnt
alri* haha
>why yes I am volunteering as a slave at Master Bruce's moisture farm
you couldn't make it up
me and the black wife
hyuck hyuck hyuck, well gollllllly
British rail class 395
Shocking display of white supremacy from the French baka
lovely thank you
will check this out
if you want other travel lit check L'usage du monde by Nicolas Bouvier
i assume everyone posting from sweden or denmark is an immigrant and honestly i'm probably correct 95% of the time
Is Spotify premium worth it or will I just be getting jewed?
What did that cost?
>spotify
lmao alri 2010
haha danelad literally is an immigrant
hes from london
>twice minimum wage
>1000s of farms
>take your pick
>tonnes of other qualifying rural jobs like pearl diving
let me guess people with jobs who dont live in mummy's basement are wagecucks?
i assume everyone posting from USA is non-white and honestly i'm probably correct 60% of the time
I thought Australia didn't let in odd types?
What's the alternative then?
haha yeah great banter haha
*walks off to talk to someone else*
you can easily tell because of his fucked up world view
Isn't it 40%
soulseek
wouldn't mind picking fruit myself tbf
hahaha you are like a little baby
>basement
FOY
my world view is not fucked up
>he didn't have a basement
poortherner detected
your daneladview is fucked up
me in the middle
soulseek is kinda shit for full discographies though, queuing and dl speed in general is shit
>soulseek
lmao alri 2001
>still hasn't suggested anything
you can't even tell? wow it really is fucked
me on the left
stop talking about soulseek
We call it a cellar you cretin
kazaa
its for wine not for little neckbeards to live in
limewire
what.cd
why lad
yes
lel
people that regularly visit thailand are usually pedofiles
yes
got called a cretin at the Masonic Hall lads
Piss off
at the Masonic Hall?
What time does McDonalds stop serving their shit breakfasts? Might go for a gander down there.
Just cause you're not in the EU doesn't mean you're not a europoor
hmmm
got called incorrigible in chamber earlier lads
nonce
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>pedofiles
FOY
not worth the hassle really. for stuff like ptp i understand but music is way more ezsy to find than films
11
maybe 11:30? not sure
Are they?
Do tell more.
definitely a poortherner
morning choon
youtu.be
got called anti-semetic at the anti-semite rally lads
Hope they put you in the cellar
11am, don't know why they don't do it all day.
*wakes up with a loud ree*
got called a fudge packer at the gay pride parade
>muh sekrit club
kys
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Holy shit.
I understand Burzum perfectly yet I'm not sure about this. Swedish?
so many british flags haha
we should make a EUROPEAN general
I'm from Oxford