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PUTAMAX GANGBANG

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ANIME

is shit

what else is news

So is there any finnish cartoon that you would recommend?

The whole Aguinaldo hwy is infested with traffic, and to make things worse, the city hall apparently thinks it's a great idea to put those fucking island in the middle of the road

smfh

You are wrong Mr Benis

I miss norcuck
hes a vehement dutdutard tho

Time for me to be a wagecuck

Ayyy Singapore flag, thats new

Yes and that will be your president for tonight

There is even a jeep ride for 200php it will go to every pukistop for a day

How could you not recognize your own leader?

>globalnation.inquirer.net/143215/duterte-warns-china-if-you-invade-ph-it-would-be-bloody
>tfw we can't escape the wild ride anymore

Lmao

Now I know why so many indo conspiracy theorists say that Jokowi is secretly a orang cina

>mfw there are no brakes in this train

He want to let you get your time to shine before the smog arrives.
Don't worry he will tell Chairman Xi Jinping its just a joke bro soon.

Fucking Indonesia, I've been sick for like multiple times due to that shitty haze

Speaking of smog, i've been sick for the past 5 days because of it.

lmao I guess asking for permission didn't work

our Facebook army can take on China

History will repeat itself

Yasay : Mr. President we need to defend our territory, like a needle in a hay-stack

Bato : I agree Mr. President, show them how tough you are... And how tough your prunes are

Duterte : No, I haves a difference ishtragegy, we shows them love, kindness, affection to CDR King, and above all shows them how much we love Chowking. This way we try to see things eye-to-eye

Panelo : di ba kay inday badiday yung eye-to-eye

Duterte : Panelo, abugado ka ba o model ng kabaong... Shablay hirit mo... Bato may ipapapatay ako syo... Clue... P.a.n.e.l. ang first 5 letters ng apelyido.

Yasay : sir what must we do?

Panelo : gawain natin National Capital Region ang Binondo

Duterte : Bato, ang last clue ay "o" yung dulo ng apelyido

Bato : Boss, mahirap... Additional clue... Kulot ba ang bangs?

Duterte : anak ng, wala kayo kwenta lahat... Mocha... Patayin mo nga sila lahat gamit ang english mo

Andanar : sir ako na lang papatay gamit english ko with cool AIM accent

Duterte : hay... Ang tagal pa ng shix yirs!!!
why are they spming this lmao

It's just a prank bro

your face when you learned that the capital of indonesia is BETAvia

what's up with yellowcucks and their perpetual hard-on for inquirer?

that shithole looks like another r/ph circlejerk to me, only bigger

Those are ww2 battle hardened veterans vs chink peasant whos only training is propaganda songs

>It's just a prank bro!

Oh wtf, you got ahead of me, I didn't even realise.

>Indonesia
>BETAvia

>Philippines
>MANila

Really makes you think

oh god I wonder what kind of excuses the admin will come up this time for this

>Thailand
>bangCOCK

>Vietnam
>ho CHINK minh

Underrated

hello

Trust me, the Philippines has a secret weapon ready to be unleashed, the limiters are not yet ready to be removed. That's where all the corrupt funds and Marcos' gold went.
China is fucked.

Is Myanmar daijoubu?

I want off now
this is the wrong timeline
I HATE IT

It's actually HA LOL

>ASEAN
>IRRELEVANT

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Marcos gold is only for Marcos family

DO NOT STEAL

>asians don't have soul

lmao

More like

>Thailand
>BAN COCK

Binay and mar throwing shit at each other

Poe still riding the dead daddy justice scheme

Duterte get the silent majority

Meriam get the contrarians

>Singapore
>Capital: Singapore

mass conscription when? indon will help better and use our guerrilla tactic when the dutch invaded us
not the jokocuck please

>Literally who region
Should be fine.

>Kuala Lumpur
>No Koalas
???????

The PEFTOK contingent were proven Jap killers while the People's Volunteer's Army were a bunch of peasants who did not fight Japan and did not fight Taiwan and only volunteered because Chairman Mao told them that they are "winning" in Korea.

>Do you feel in charge Mr Dutiti

We have this instead

But all I wanted is peace...

It's Yamashita's Gold.
Ergo, to all of asians.

>mfw flip genocide is becoming a reality

And nothing of value was lost

the dutch named it after razing jayakarta city we uncucked ourself beside it was old coastal port city of pajajaran kingdom called sunda kelapa

>Abra province
>no abras
???

but my animemes

it's better to stand up to bule than wither away to irrelevancy, commie Viets won despite because they were fighting for their very own survivals

i know m8, im dutch in waffleland

>everyone speaks French
>save for you
What a cuck

well there goes my plan trying to go to college again

Northern part of Belgium is basically Netherlands anyways.

brah austronesian people come from southern china we are south east asean..all chink in denial

they can kadabra you out of existence though, especially during the elections.

>we still have at least 5 more this on this ride

opposite of cuck imo

Dutdut was the biggest shit thrower at that time tbhwy

youtube.com/watch?v=XH9qRkQEYxY

Fuk

>he thinks duterte will finish his term if he continues his rhetoric and demagoguery
lol how ignorant and naive
i give him two years tops and he's gone if he continues this path

Welcome to /asean/

mild cerebral or some kind of motor syndrome?

where's my fries, potato corner guy?

please dont be butthurt anymore the past is the past..we welcome anyone who want to trade with us just like our ancestors did

i don't care

i hope he fucks up along the way and do something chaotic bullshit that will make this shithole of ours burned to the ground

fuck you

you a sharter doing some shady stuff in sokor?

>you will never have a cute dependent but trying gf

hard to cope with this feel tbrqhwy

context please?

I was there from 4-5pm
Waiting for my whore to finish her hairshit

from where are you originally?

wanna bet on it? :^)

I will post my dick if that happens
If finishes or extend(federalism) post your dick

let me meme this place up

>Refugees from 100million population flooding Malaysia
How horrifying

WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING UN????

PLEASE LEAD THE WAY!!!!!!!

NO MERCY FOR DRUG DEALERS!!!!!!

Indonesia

>suddenly anti-dutdut redditards daring each other to post dicks


Daang Matuweed ladies and gents

When we are finnished

>tfw so many Sup Forumsernational girls signing up for next year in my uni
>tfw I've seen mostly Germans and Spanish chickas
My scheme next year is to pretend to be an Sup Forums student and go to the Sup Forumsernational night out to look for euro girls who like exotic benis

Horrifying

>Dudirtyfags shilling on computer shops seething and shook

>capital of indonesia
>BETAvia

??

Flipbong, it's ok if you actually want black penis

Flipbong is gay

lmao this one yellowcuck redditard seems upset

His presidential term is becoming a joke with murder on the side

pro-tip: most white girls are looking for a black American if they want to fuck a non-white. Most girls these days will probably want to get BLACKED at least once, but they don't want some disgusting black-as-night African nigger

indog