Be me

>be me
>19 yo ordinary guy
>Haven't had a single serious relationship in my life
>I wasted four years friend zoned with a girl I met in middle School
>Had small friends with benefits relationships, but nothing serious
>Always too paranoid for STD's and knock ups
>Absolutely always practice safe sex
>Start a relationship with a nurse
>Everything goes ok for about 5 months
>One night at 3am
>She calls
>She's being fucked
>I stand there, still, in shock
>Hangup
>Next day, she claims rape
>I don't buy it and leave her
>Had serious depression and rage attacks
>6 months pass
>Meet short qt at college
>She's my type
>We hang out for a while
>She's into me, I'm into her
>Tells me she'd love a relationship with me
>Tell her I need to think about it, I'm still fucked up in the head
>2 weeks pass and I agree
>2 months pass
>Things often get hot and sweaty in the back of my car, she always stops me before I take her pants off
>I think it's whatever, she might have trust issues
>She reassures me she has trust issues
>Last night, the same thing happens but she does not end in a cheerful note
>She looks upset
>I ask why
>We will never have sex user...
>Look at her and ask why she thinks that
>She looks at me with tears in her eyes
>I have HPV user
>I'm in shock, I was expecting some mild emotional trauma or something.
>She tells me it happened when she was 17
>Tell her it's okay and that she should tell her parents plus a better check-up
>She hugs me and goes home
>I stare at the ceiling for the whole night
>I just can't catch a break is the only thought that still circles my mind

Has anyone dated someone with HPV? What would you do? Feel free to share as any info would help.

install gentoo

well that was actually really nice of her to tell you

I did once. My girlfreind got infected with a strain called vista. I did what I had to do and helped her by installing arch on her. Now we have safe sex all the time.

Kek, I'm too stupid to check the board. I'll fuck off to adv

Download an ubuntu iso and stick up her pussy for that bbc

That actually cheered me up, thanks user.

According to wikipedia "Most HPV infections cause no symptoms and resolve spontaneously" and "Most people are infected at some point in time". Doesn't sound like too much to worry about my man!

This is how I feel about it

you won't get mainstream windows virus's on linux, not even HPV, -- happy-hacking!

>girlfriend
>my

...

You might contract the story cow disease tho

Before this thread explodes, I'd like to say this to you:

Get a fucking life and move out of state (travel to a different country if you have the cash) and meet new people.

Stop dating whatsoever develop your social skills (they suck now)

Develop and polish your communication skills

Learn about narcissistic abuse on youtube,

Workout often and eat whole foods (stop eating junk fake shit)

Once you develop your communication skills and your social skills then sorted out your mental problems and gotten your weaknesses under control....

Find a girl that has a stable job,
is smart in areas you suck at,
is submissive,
not a feminist,
not a sjw,
not a narcissist,
can cook,
can clean,
and is serious and thoughtful.

surprise, she's a whore
>You can get HPV by having vaginal, anal, or oral sex with someone who has the virus. It is most commonly spread during vaginal or anal sex. HPV can be passed even when an infected person has no signs or symptoms. Anyone who is sexually active can get HPV

>What would you do?
dump her immediately. get checked by a doctor. you probably have aids cancer

Thanks user.
I do have a job, and my plan is to move out of the country as soon as I finish college.

I wouldn't say my social skills suck as I am overall easy going, have many friends and have no trouble finding girls, I'm not into serious relationships tho.

Don't know what narcissistic abuse is but I'll look it up.

Thanks user.

What board is this ? /r9k/ ?

this story is great

so you met her over some mmo? you guys rp over the net?

Sup Forums is the tech board of /r9k/
/r9k/ is the Sup Forums and self loathing board of Sup Forums

I feel that Sup Forums and /r9k/ have almost identical user bases and the greatest concentration of 30+ year old virgins than any other board

80% of people get HPV in their life. you'll get it sooner or later anyway. You may even got it already. It's popular as shit. Also you can get it even by just kissing. It's like herpes.

Meter her in Minecraft VR, the biggest most awesome sandbox

I have it. Not sure how I even got it in the first place since I've only ever had sex with one person, and she has only had sex with me. I only know that I have it because I had some warts on the bottom of my foot a few years ago. They started growing in a patch about the size of a penny and so I got a razor and sliced them out. Haven't noticed anything since. I saw a dermatologist a few months after removing them myself and he said that I should have just came in sooner for a couple of freeze treatments to remove them painlessly. I'm otherwise perfectly healthy, aside from being slightly overweight and smoking but those are caused by bad habits of my own, not by HPV.

>not meeting women exclusively in roblox

That's why I'll get tested, there are a 100 different strands and some are cancerous, I don't know about the one she has that's why I'll get her tested as well
Made my day user

Spot on !

Christ, I love this board.

My gf once dumped a guy because he had HPV, and I think I would dump a girl if she had HPV too.
Not quite sure about dick cancer, but it can give you throat cancer if you eat pussy, pic related.
Plus, you'll pass it on to all your future sexual partners.