A knife wielding alcoholic Finnish woman corners you at a party and says:

a knife wielding alcoholic Finnish woman corners you at a party and says:
>Drop your pants! and do it fast! Perkele!!!


how do you respond?

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Huora takasin keittiöön

puukko pekka perkele perkeleen sauna mämmi suomi :DDDDDDDD

ei saa peittää

miks sää puhut englantia tolla sun oksettavalla aksentilla? painu nyt vittuun siitä

I have a sword, Actually.
*Teleports behind you*

equip my dagger

get back to the kitchen bitch

Wait, then i overpower her and rape her.

Insert benis in bagina.

...

*grabs her by the threat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

dis :DDD

...

*german suplex her*

Drop my pants

>get boner
>pants get stuck on boner
>get stabbed

This is concidered foreplay, so I drop them pants and get to business.

I eat her cunt out.

KÄDET YLÖS, HOUSUT ALAS, TÄÄLTÄ TULEE MUNAVARAS!

Vittu

This triggers the Finns

youtube.com/watch?v=nPr-fGm8l9k

That was really cool honestly
Do all Finnish people change their voices when speaking English and Finnish?

I don't know, I just know Finns hate this girl with a passion

Finns here on Sup Forums or Finns in general?

Tones really have a big part with your representation, so yes.

Let her suck my swedish dick

on Sup Forums only

Depends on her looks and if she's joking.
It shouldn't be difficult to outrun a drunk woman in case she just wanted to cut muh dick off though.

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Can't speak Mongolian grl.

lewd