Lets play the "Guess the languaje" game /g, me first

Lets play the "Guess the languaje" game /g, me first.

->(){}

So?, what language is it?

script version of java

Brainfuck

The language of love

5k virgin points to you gentleman

kek

Hint, the first letter is not J.

(()=>(()=>({})))()()

MMF Orgy

Is Ruby.

its the short form of a ruby lambda expression that takes no arguments and has an empty block

lambda { } == ->(){}

...

js

Aneurysm

$

Looks like PHP.

>no dollar signs

{$i&t%?i:*;}

bash

It's html

...

Powershell

;

Java supports this

else{if(x>=z){blah();}}

PHP.

In java is:

() -> {}

The order is different.

It's C (99), with both the digraph representations of '{', '[', ']' and '}', and the trigraph representation of '^'. Arrays can also be indexed as "index[array]", as this too evaluates to "*(array + index)".
So it seems dumb once you know of this, but yeah.

const contrastBWFromHex = ([r1, r2, g1, g2, ...b]) =>
[[r1, r2], [g1, g2], b].reduce(
(memo, hex, i) =>
memo + parseInt(hex.join(""), 16) * [0.299, 0.587, 0.114][i],
0
) >= 128
? "black"
: "white";

auto doStuff(int a, int b) -> decltype(a+b)

Gotta be C++

Yeah, of course.

&{$$_[0]}(@{$$_[1]});

The code blocks won't display this language properly for some reason, but here's a PNG.

a = 1

Python

Lua

Plankalkül

mathematica?

'+++++[
++''++]
]+++
+++++

Brainsex.

Well, shit. Looks like Google can reverse-search 2xsai'd images now. AI overlords when?

html

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

js

inverse lisp
also nice trips

T:What is your name?
A:$FAGGOT
T:Hello, $FAGGOT!

extern printf
push rbp

That's Lisp!

I actually have a book for this language.
Paid $198 for it.

Haskell

APL?

That weird language with dependent types
Javascript
C for angry people
Sh
Some csg language
Too ambiguous
*external vomiting intensifies*
C++11 though i'm not too sure if it isn't C++14
Seems like perl5, but i'm not sure you can do @{$$_[1]}
Ambiguous
I'd say brainfuck but there's a ' in there
Halflisp
x86_64 asm
Obviously apl. What do you use it for?
Yesterday

car Car = new Car("Car");

And as for my challange:
Unset Trim.
Require Import Aqual.Core.Cat.limits.cokernels.
Open Scope kk_scope.
Local Opaque kk kk_uni ishoshi.
Section def_coho_compl.
Variable A : AbelianPrecategory.
Variable hs : has_homsets A.

:^))))))))))

Car *car = new Car("Car");

(X(ML))HTML

Russian ))))))))))

useless

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