Finally, an explanation why betas own an Android and Chad owns an iPhone

Finally, an explanation why betas own an Android and Chad owns an iPhone

gizmodo.com/5289569/study-finds-iphone-users-genetically-superior-to-everyone-else

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>(((Nosowitz)))

>>>/stormfront/

Back to your containment

OOGA BOOGA YES WE WUZ KINGS N SHIET BLACK SUPERIOR TO WHITEY

Give it back Jamal

Go drink some bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you dumb fucking shit stain.

>2009
I am guessing this is iButthurt over this:
sfgate.com/technology/article/iphones-slow-down-ios-software-update-obsolescence-12442664.php

Please don't link to their clickbait directly

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>Dan Nosowitz
>Da NOSEowitz.
You can't make it up, folks.

t. Leroy

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They're not even trying anymore.

>tfw I never paid more than $160 for an iPhone.
>tfw I don't have to worry about 15,000,000 backdoors on my Android software ghetto.
>tfw I miss my Windows 10 mobile phone

KEK XD MY SIDES

Why did this board fill with scum like you anyway?

>>>reddit.com/r/cuckold

>But the "more productive" conclusion is totally erroneous: It's based on the fact that iPhone users are more likely to use the Internet at least once per week, which in our definition is most certainly not a rubric of productivity.
Wow, what a quality study.

Anyone who hadn't read the article, I suggest you do. It has some gold in it.

>Article and source is from 2009
>Genetics aren't mentioned at all, only age demographics and usage.
>Source listed also states: "The research was inspired by anecdotal comments from companies such as Kraft Foods and Oracle that implied employees have a personal drive to use an iPhone at work, even when one is not provided by the employer." Which means they fuck around on the job.
Quality post.

Thanks for the (You)s losers. :^)

>he has green bubbles

t. Genelet

We already knew android is for virgins.

>(((Google Android)))

>Well, they may not have gone quite that far
I like how he admits it's pop-research click bait with the opening clause

Holy shit I wish websites would stop making these goddamn articles

Check out these genetically superior individuals right here

Give it back jamal

When you stop clicking on them

Android users are more often married so they're less degenerate than Apple users.

itt: fact proven, blown the fuck out poor untermensch pajeets defend themselves

>literally for years after a new iOS update comes out every old iphone user on earth complains the phone is slow
>literally for years people call them retarded
>apple admits to is
>say the jews made the story up

What?