Dad, mom, I'm back from Spain. Let me introduce you to my beautiful fiancé, Diego." How do they react?
Dad, mom, I'm back from Spain. Let me introduce you to my beautiful fiancé, Diego." How do they react?
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>beautiful
>mom asks how we met
>have to admit that I'm a heroin addict now
I think you mean to say "guapo", Vladislav
I fuck him in the ass with my twink cock while he fucks my dad in the ass and then we turn around
>Sooooo are you bi or what champ?
Fuck, how did I end up with a dude. Fuck you Op
You are back from Spain? Well, it seems we live in Catalonia.
disgusting
Handsome white guy with honorable profession, wouldnt complain if they stayed in Finland and raised beautiful spanish-finnish kids here.
>white
Looks white to me desu senpai
>white
>finnish education
That's too much testosterone for him to be white.
>spanish-finnish kids
abominable
check your chinky eyes
el sharto in marto
Are you a boy or a girl?
>Boi, you weird come on to the police station with me
Guess
Is this a trick question?
You're actually gender-fluid.
We are berbers lad
This is a spanish cop thread now!
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If spanish cops are monitoring this thread, p-please don't send me to jail.
Some of you are too handsome to n-not share.
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Are you a spanish grill?
Why would they arrest you for posting these pfotos?
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They are on duty, and policemen have normally their faces blurred on media like this one.
Yo amo a las chicas españolas pero sois insoportables
Top lad I love my heritage is top tier
Eso es porque tienes el gusto en el culo, las tias que son material de novia no os interesan.
I'm convinced that all Spanish men are bisexual. They get all touchy feely when they're drunk, had one guy try to kiss me in front of his girlfriend who had to "apologize" for him...
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You can't make more cows with two bulls desu.
wtf i LOVE spain now
Eres una chica? yo os amo voy al gym y soy amable o intento serlo pero no me hacéis ni puto caso, luego decís que nos vamos con las extranjeras
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>soy amable o intento serlo pero no me hacéis ni puto caso
Eso es porque se te nota que vas a lo que vas.
Lo olemos a kilómetros nene.
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Rate
I hope you change your expresion when talking to girls, a sincere smile works better than any "check my guns" attitude.
Other than that, nice leg on your arm.
No, and . Solo queréis un viejo ricachon, yo siempre he sido un friki me linche en el gym y no ligó. He perdido la virginidad con una prostituta
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El marocANO
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No tome nada lo juro, pero antes tenía los brazos como alambres así que cambio a mejor pero seguía siendo virgen
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>TFW you'll never had a spaniard cop bf who ties you to bed and put the shit out of you a base de hostias
feels bad,man
P-please spanish military. Don't jail me either.
Keep Calm lad I prefer spanish girls than argie shit
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What's wrong with argie grills?
El verdad que en Polonia se liga o es una trola de forocoches? Decirme los expertos
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Niza uniforme. ¿Puedo entrar en el ejército español?
I'm fond of this one, I don't know why.
I love argie girls, your eyes but sois todas una putas tiradas e incluso más que la española promedio.
Me gusta vuestros ojos, celestes
I think that's for the Royal Guard, so maybe that one specifically, no.
Me encanta ese uniforme es el de la época imperial. 1700 más o menos
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os lo fo?
No homo
Mi primo esta curra de limpia platos en Londres y dice que se hincha a follar allí, se parece al wismichu ese
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If legionnaires are the one monitoring, please, d-don't kill me.
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Are you José Bravo?
Esta chica le gusta lo autóctono, por mi bien mientras no esté con un rumano, moro que la maltrate
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Story?
No, my name is Fernando, pure spanish name
My mom put this name because I would be a important guy.
tfw this cutie is dead ;_____;
I share half a hablotype with you, pure blooded Iberian man.
And that's all my russki muski.
I hope your gallery fattened up like a healthy american.
Sudamerican,the haitian?
>"we always knew you were gay, so proud you finally had the courage to admit it."
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Remember: Spain produces only failures and faggots
Melafo Melafo Melafo pfff encima es de las mías
>mcc el macho español ya es un tío que intenta comprar el amor de una chica con gilipolleces en vez de ganarselo como el hombre que se supone que es.
Que ha pasado con la puta confianza y la guitarra?
>russki muski
>muski
??? XD
Por que es más fácil pagar e ir a lo que se va, yo paso de escuchar las gilipolleces de una mujer
>soy amable o intento serlo pero no me hacéis ni puto caso
>es más fácil pagar e ir a lo que se va, yo paso de escuchar las gilipolleces de una mujer
Look at him, look at him and laugh.
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lel
It rhymes and it's cute.
:3c
Lel, now give hugs
Realmente vivimos en tiempos terribles
Which one are you?
I'll give you more polis and picoletos when I find new ones.
:3
Eres una chica or un chico? :3
Tia.
Tu eres homo o lo finges?
Es homo, que hace una tía en Sup Forums?
Mirar dibujitos chinos.