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>tfw no gf

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wahey

karen

Underage anime girls.

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Leslie Jones nudes?

fucking hell you autists make threads too quickly

really want to make a Christianity related OP soon

I MISS YOU BOWIE

my jpegs will keep me happy

Nah m8, I just ate

karen

Magnetars, pulsars and other neutron stars can quake at an intensity at least up to the equivalent of 22 on the Richter scale when their crust shifts, causing a massive release of deadly gamma wave radiation, of potentially over 10^37 kW intensity.
If a starquake occurred with 10 light years of Earth, it would certainly and instantly wipe out all life. There would be no way to predict or prepare for such an event.
If a magnetar comes within 1000km of something, it instantly destroys it because the strength of it's magnetic field is so powerful, it distorts the structure of space and atoms.
At the moment there are over 2000 confirmed neutron stars in the Milky Way. The total number and location of neutron starts and magnetars is unknown.

Basically; we could be instantly killed at any moment, because space.

fuck off anime nonces

I have a gf, it's okay I guess

The missus and the mistresses

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CH CH CH CH CH CH CHANGES
CHANGE
EMBRACE THE CHANGE

lads I need to know the name of a song its been in my head all day and im going mad

its like violins to start and goes nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh, nu-nuh nuh
and then it builds up with drums in the background I hear it everywhere and its really popular and im going out of my fucking mind
somebody help

I unironically think Ledecky is hot

A barfly is a guy who goes to the pub and sits at the bar and drinks on his own
they will strike up friendly conversations with the staff and also customers while they order the drink
over time barflys will befriend other barflies and perhaps have conversations with them

i'm going to come out and say it

I like perfume more than kyary

seriously, at this point kill yourself

Brittan is such a social place, everywhere you go there are people in bars, clubs, remonstrates, fast food joints, whole in the wall Chinese places, just go outside and make friends brit

I have been offered a job in Brittan and Ireland, for a lot of money. The only reason why i don't move, is i own a lot of guns in the states and am not interested in living in a place where they cant show respect

>Brittan

>my friends would laugh at me

Ultimate normie behaviour desu

tfw no friends or gf

finished Outlast today
good game

me on the left

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kill yourself m8

>this entire post

Have you lads ever gotten an erection with your foreskin pulled back?

It's easy enough to do but when it comes to actually wanking I don't get it.

I can't touch the head because it's too sensitive but I can't cum because the head is really the only part that matters.

Vocaroo it

That's okay user. Musically speaking I prefer Perfume.

theres a million things that could instantly kill you right here on earth.

a lunatic could break into your house and eat your face tonight just because.

or the gas cylinder on your chair could explode and impale you through your arsehole just because.

basically, dont worry about it because theres nothing you can do about it.

I hope it wasn't "English teacher"

>this post

If I could just "get friends" I'd fucking have friends, you normie twat. Fucking end yourself

got a craving to suck a big thick cock is this normal

Lad who recomended elephants at the door last thread this is sick safe g

soft scoop ice cream is a meme lads
already bent the spoon in about two places

different poster but i'm the lad who started learning czech

it's not as hard as it seems but ř will throw you off being a native english speaker.
be prepared for some difficulties in understanding anyone outside of praha; prague czech is like slang english and might throw you off speaking to anyone not from there, moravia also has an entirely different pronunciation for a lot of stuff

i recommend getting yourself a copy of "teach yourself czech" by david short
it's a helpful and easily accessible guide for beginners by a professor who knows his shit

also tykání and vykání will throw you a bit at first
but you'll get the hang of it

anyway
enjoy yourself lad
i'm green with envy

fuck off uri

Yes

tfw phimosis

>tfw friends with gfs, but no gf

This is worse

>Brittan
definitely stopped reading there

got phimosis lads

they only invented softscoop to jew us out of our icecream desu

get absolutely fucked you copper stealing gypsy caravan dwelling cunt

The rocky song

had exactly this
its called phimstosis or something, basically very tight foreskin
basically just practice, pull it back once a day and whenever you have a shower or something
makes the head more used to being outside and will get less sensitive over time

go on a few dates, fuck her a few times. If you still like her after that, you shouldn't care what other people think. If you don't, just end it there

Got jewed at birth desu

>tfw lads have banter about knobcheese and i have to play along like I know what it is

for the record there is no difference between madagascar and myanmar and anyone who says otherwise is arguing technicalities and semantics

>walking towards the camera man not in the helmet

>implying anyone who washes regularly knows about knobcheese

I got a job recently and everyone I'm working with is 2-5 years younger me and married or has kids, I'm 24

me too lad x

>britpoo mad that based Nige couldn't keep me out

post your favourite song

I only touch the very base of the head when jerking off

I had this and my mum got me circumcised lmao

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>tfw met the one tonight

Ran into her a few years ago desu, out with her on the weekend. wish me luck boyos.

bittersweet symphony?

>1900 people have liked me

wew

Just a wee reminder that the Romanian has had his knob sliced up

>not having a hands off wank once a month

>>tfw met the one tonight
Doubt it senpai

not all romanians are roma gypsy scum

but all irish are terrorists

No contest
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What's yours?

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hmm seems legit

washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/08/24/whats-the-alt-right-a-primer/

What is the Alt right?

>"It's the Current Year!"

>A logical fallacy, popularized on Sup Forums and Reddit, in which an idea can be dismissed because "it's 2016" -- i.e., the world and history have moved on, and there is nothing left to discuss. It's frequently identified with HBO's John Oliver, whose commentaries (circulated widely on progressive news sites) often label ideas as ridiculous because, well, it's 2016.

>Pepe the Frog

>A cartoon that originated on MySpace but was adopted by Trump supporters and alt-right trolls, as reporter Olivia Nuzzi explained at length this year.

Kill her so that nobody else can have her.

the KIKED cutfag thinks he even knows what real wanking is

giggling

see

yeah you're probs right, but would love to take her back to mine desu. She seems keen too oi oi!

>all Irish are terrorists

t.Missus Banfield! Missus Banfield! Ut us not me who is being unreasonable ut us ye!

>people are still mad over brexit

to this day still don't understand how uncut people wank

top salt

naff off

now we know

>listening to any Yasutaka Nakata project recorded after 2012

Rookie mistake kid

Pepe the frog?

Love watching the talking heads try and quantify what is essentially a counter culture of bored millenial social misfits

No one is more committed to the search for pizzer than me

good post

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your mums a bit of a stupid bint you know that right
its so bloody easy to get rid of

>CE-era

Hmmmmm
I'm watching you lad.

it was at like 1864 earlier so I think it is desu

an annual anniversary?

really makes you zinc

In the current year?

>Yasutaka Nakata project
>CE-era

I don't know what these mean

bit warm lads

eating lasagna lads haha

nah m8 look I'll say it now, it's not legit if they're literally trying to sell a subscription to you to match with them. this section singles are not in your area, and they probably have their algorithm set at like 1000+n, 1500+n etc or something

>fianna fáil were in government from 1932-2011
that's mad
how'd they swing that

went to view a house today
was decent, good area & price
but all the housemates were old as shit
like single 40-something freelance creative shit types
not sure if feeling that different to the people i live with is worth the good location & money