Rage thread? Rage thread.
Ask wife to take care of my computer stuff while I'm in training for 6 months. She says it'll be exactly how it was when I get home (almost dust free) and to not worry about it.
Get home and find my computer and keyboard chilling in the corner of her room next to the rabbit cage with a layer of dust.. Pic related.. After taking an air an to it..
Tell ur rage moments
wow, how horrible, you have to spend 10 minutes cleaning your dumb-ass mechanical memeboard
how horrifying, literally how do you even
Divorce.
Bruh there's grease or something super sticky in the keys, dunno how, but it's not coming out
switch lube?
>wife
jej
>implying
>Ask wife to take care of my [precious stuff]
You've only yourself to blame, moron.
>wife
>keeps rabbits indoors
>in her bedroom
>separate bedrooms
wtf i hope you told her son how much of a b*tch she is!!
>implying "her" existence
>Shaped WASD and 1-6 keys
Gamer trash, it deserves to be thrown away
What if she was having a great time with some Afro-American while you were away and unexpectedly his sperm was spilled on your mechanical keyboard.
Horrified by the scene, your beautiful wife ashamed by his Afro-American friends actions, put it near rabbit cage (who the fuck have rabbits as pet? Jesus Christ...) so you'd think that it's rabbit piss or something.
>she
>implying
>ashamed by his Afro-American
I assumed both genders.
Check mate atheist
>wife
>6 months
lmao
>13 / 0 / 9 / 1
It's my taste, leave my key shapes out of this... Nerd
TRASH
>implying
>needing shaped keys to find wasd
What a fucking scrub. LMAO
git gud nerd
Accidentaly wiped full drive of fav porn while installing Windows. Done thag like 3 seperate occasions. Now I disconnect all dives when installing Windows.
Fuckin rip
people like you shouldn't be allowed on Sup Forums
How are people like you married?
There's dust on your keyboard after you leave for 6 months? No shit sherlock, spend the 5 minutes to clean it
>left wife alone for 6 months
>wife getting no sex for half a year
Bucko, I think you have bigger problems than that.
Dawn dish soap and soak, wipe off and let dry afterwards and presto good as new. Wont hurt.
Just put a plastic cover over your computer the next time you leave, dumbass.
obvious bait/troll thread
sage
>separate bedrooms
I would hope op was not implying that.
>Ask wife
AHAHAH.
>inb4 but muh muhs I'm a army flight pilot boom boom
You're just embbarasing yourself user.
>"her" existence
>implying
>this thread still existing