America and India has a shart off, who wins?
America and India has a shart off, who wins?
Colton Kelly
Oliver Stewart
Pakistan
Jackson Hall
America. India specializes in solids.
William Bailey
America. We win at anything we put our mind to.
By the time of the contest will have the fucking Michael Phelps of sharting. We'll literally propel that shit 100 fucking feet.
Andrew Foster
'MURICA
Jordan White
Obviosly India would be #2
Logan Martinez
>Two people have a shitting contest; who wins?
>The nearby third party that is forced to put up with the smell
No it doesn't work that way India.
Dominic Nguyen
Pakistan is basically India with toilets.
Charles Peterson
Obsessed
Actually, I don't think pakistan is that much better, if you post the open defamation map it'll probably be red too
Jack Watson
>Pakistan is basically India with toilets.
That's a big difference though. That means they poo in the loo.
Blake Wright
>open defamation map
1. It's defecation
2. It's not a real map
3. You're an idiot
Gabriel Morgan
I'm on phone and it's like 6am so leave off will you
and how do you know it's not real post it m8
John Watson
>number 2
Pun intended?
Jayden Mitchell
kek
Ian Smith
DEFECATION IN THE MRT STATION
PEE RELIEF IN THE LIFT
Jonathan Butler
That's the joke
Elijah Gonzalez
why do indians rape so much? can't they just jerk off?
Dominic Garcia
Wake up in the morning feeling a need to fart
Grab my gun, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this mart
Before I leave, fill my gut with a burger or two
Cause when I shop, I always gotta poo
I'm talking skid marks on my clothes, clothes
Shit running to my toes, toes
People always hold their nose, nose
Muffin-topping, eating our favourite burgers
Rolling on the scooters
Racing all the poopers
Had to shart, in the mart
Really tried to fart
Tonight, Imma binge
Till my belt comes off the hinge
Tick-tock, on the scales
My diet's gonna fail, yes
Evan Perez
It's not the same thing, and they can't afford dakimakuras and onaholes.
Levi Gomez
Your penis can't tell you no. Where's the excitement in that?
Aaron Evans
Que?!! Pakistan doesn't poo in the loo. They are the second highest after us.
You have more violent crimes than us nigga
We have special courts for female crimes plus rapists will get murdered here. People have stormed jails to kill rapists
Gabriel Powell
that's would be a nuclear war, they would shart Earth to death
Ian Lopez
JAJAJAJAJAJA
VERY FUNNY GERMANY
Anthony Gonzalez
>German Humour
Asher Myers
Because we are alphas, alphas take the women they want
Cant believe Argentinian niggers are too beta cuck to even understand
Asher Diaz
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