How do you explain to your girlfriend that your PC uses a Linux operating system?

How do you explain to your girlfriend that your PC uses a Linux operating system?

>Linux
>Girlfriend
Pick one

>it's like how mac and pc are different from each other, this is another alternative

She doesn't care. The browser works the same

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Fart into a bottle and lovingly decant it into her mouth.

I use samba.

I let my girlfriends solve some self-made programming/crypto puzzles a la Cicada3301. If she cannot complete all of them in a set period of time (few days), I install RATs on their devices before breaking up. I now have 13 iPhones and 4 Android phones + a handful of Macbooks. I like to fuck with them every now and then. What I do is quite simple: I download her latest selfies from her phone and if there is some spicy nudes, I show a popup on the device where she has to paypal some money to an anonymous paypal account, or else her dad gets to see her getting pounded by some ugly nigger. It's always some small amount, like 50 bucks or something, so they always pay. I just exchange the paypal money for SecondLife coins or some shit so I can exchange it to bitcoin.

I tell her I am a cyberhacking professional and thats why I have a password and she can't use my stuff.

My Linux OS is my girlfriend. Checkmahtay.