Be American

>be American
>shart in the mart
>get shot

wgno.com/2016/05/30/man-shot-after-defecating-on-grocery-store-self-checkout/

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nydailynews.com/news/crime/ohio-man-arrested-stripping-pooping-self-checkout-kiosk-article-1.2656042
youtube.com/watch?v=xFOursSEl0U
rawstory.com/2012/11/brown-friday-why-do-people-poop-in-retail-stores/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

meme magic strikes again

delet this right now

Talk about an unexpected item in the bagging area

>tfw can't view the article

Now that's some shit.

SHART

IN

That's what the cashier said

MART

>be me Pakistani
>go anywhere
>GET DRONED

FUCK YOU PAKI MONKEY OSAMA NIGGER YOURE NO DIFFERENT TO YOUR POO IN THE LOO COUSIN I MIGHT SHART IN THE MART BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE A MART YOU ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE A 2 YEAR OLD BURKINI WIFE AND DONT EVEN HAVE A MART INSTEAD YOU HAVE DEFACATING KIDS IN THE STREETS WOW I BET YOUR GLAD TO BE PAKISTANI SIKE WHO WOULD BE HAPPY TO BE A FUCKING SAND CURRY BOMB MONKEY LIKE YOU

FUCK YOU PAKISTAN

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nydailynews.com/news/crime/ohio-man-arrested-stripping-pooping-self-checkout-kiosk-article-1.2656042

Unfortunately, he wasn't shot. Would've been an awesome meme magic moment.

I'd advise against going shopping today.

S

MAY THE SHART BE WITH YOU

Salty Shart

SHART

DESIGNATED

>mfw 400lbs of sentinel shart tries to banter

top keke

t. Sharty McFly

t. Sharty McFly

youtube.com/watch?v=xFOursSEl0U

>be american
>shart in mart
>get shot

rawstory.com/2012/11/brown-friday-why-do-people-poop-in-retail-stores/
why?

>AMERICAN """"""CULTURE"""""""""
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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This is can't be happening.

will america EVER recover??

>be american
>shart in mart
>get shot

>b a
>s i m
>g s

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DELET THIS

>replied
>revived the thread again
muh man

>if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

SHART

IN

MART

MART

life imitates the meme

oh dog DDD:

MART

shart in my mart

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No fucking way this happened. I refuse to believe this.

HAHAHAHAHA

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nah

SHART

IN

MART

MART

MART

SHARTING

SITM

It's fake, retards

shart

in

mart

t.pants soiler

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>be American
>be absolutely retarded and also very fat haha

that was uncalled for you meanie

>be French
>use cheese as deodorant xD

I lol errytime.

>James
>American name

Whoa didn't realise that hick was black.
Surely Brandon or Brad would be a better 'murrican white trash name

this can't be real

PILE IN THE ISLE

This is getting too real tbqh

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oh shit jesus how can every meme become true this year?

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Don't know why everyone is so excited for this, doesn't sound like something too weird

you what?

Americans having diarrhea and getting shot is a pretty common conception of them, this doesn't strike me like an uncommon thing in the lard of the free

Holy shart there is not a gold enough goldface for this.

underrated

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Do they think they're animals or something ?

MART'D

they're americans

They even serve it as fast food.

Oh man, that gave me a hearty laugh

10/10

Is that a fecal sandwich?

A sloppy joe, fuck knows how they eat it though.

like a vacuum

I heard they eat anything, that's why their bums are so greasy.

>buy a shit sandwich at mart
>shit it back at mart
>another murican buy it
>the cycle contiues

JUST SHART MY MART UP LADS

why are you asking for more, the thread was about to die

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MEME MAGIC
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MEME MAGIC
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What a shitty situation

>Be Pakistanese
Oh you needn't to say something, because it is already insulting you.

>no one is actually clicking the link

lmfao

POO

you all fell for it the page doesn't even exist

Why do Americans shit their jeans in New Orleans?

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