Germans LITERALLY SHIT ON A SHELF so they can inspect their faeces before flushing it away

>germans LITERALLY SHIT ON A SHELF so they can inspect their faeces before flushing it away

SHIT

ON

SHELF

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this shit won't run

>shit in normal toilet
>when you drop your little boy it causes a tsunami into ur anus

>shit in german toilet
>you see it just lying for a few seconds because flushing
boo hoo i know which one i prefer

>shit is exposed to air
>stinks up the entire floor

if the smell isn't gone within 5 minutes you're rotten inside

Whats the purpose of it? To prevents the plops? A sound idea, but wouldn't that in turn make pissing that much less convenient?

While this is a bit more stinky it is more comfy.
I can squat on the toilet without having to feel water splashing at my backside when a turd is dropped.
Also you can inspect your shit for a brief moment to see if something is wrong and look at your accomplishment.

What if your poo is too big to fit through the gap?

Actually if you look at your shit you can determine whether you're hosting a tapeworm or not.

put toilet paper in the water first tocushion your poo's fall you fucking retards

Uhhh

Or stop being a pussy when water splashes your arse

Don't you madmen put a bit of toilet paper in first to prevent splash? I've been doing this literally every day for years now. Also prevents shit marks.

How do you prevent shit marks on german toilets? Seems extremely dirty.

Think there's some ideologies in this room. Shan't be partaking.

why yurop toilets don't have water taps

Germans sit to piss.

They were literally culturally raped after WW2.

Yeah. a lil bit of tp prevents splasheroos. Also i wash my ass with a gardening bucket afterwards

oh it's you again. Fuck off with your ass hose

I have tried both. The German design is vastly superior.

I mean to prevent splash hitting your bum when you shit

My toliet is german. Its nice, cause you never splash your butt

please fucking explain to me how this is a good idea, how do you keep it clean without shit smearing everywhere

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UPON
HULL

Let's cut the hygiene crap.
Admit you like a small water fountain tingling your anus.

but it could be full of germ(an)s!

There is water on top of the shelf so the shit doesn't smear, it's as clean as other toilets in my experience

>how do you keep it clean
With a pole.

unironically live basically next to blackpool hahah
it is also unironically a shithole hahahahah

all Germans are rotten inside with how much alcohol they drink

>not cleaning shit from your ass like blasting a faggot with a water cannon

you clean it with the brush after every shit? That sounds disgusting and fucked up

See

you have to make sure you have really solid shits

throw men at it until it's no longer a problem

I swear that at least 95% of it is made up of old, rundown, abandoned hotels

gonna have to admit - that's the only potentially worthy invention your shitty islam has brought (this and the arabic vocals/music instruments)

Problem solved

Can you guys stop talking about shit?

>>shit is exposed to air
>>stinks up the entire floor

Yeah holy shit. One of the big innovations of the modern toilet was poop in water. When you also consider that a lot of German toilets are in old buildings where modern ventilation isn't installed, shit stinks.

I approve.

My shits are so long I piss halfway into EMPTY THE BOWELS HYYYA so if I don't put paper down there... I get piss-tsunami all over everything.

>mfw that guy gets btfo

kek

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they are going to be wives and mothers someday.

Scheiße on riser

german toilets arent even that common in germany desu
pretty sure it was a fad in the 80ies

you should always inspect it 2bh
t.chronic colon disease

This is a common problem in France.
French cuisine is basically all raw so they have to shit in plastic Ziploc bags and inspect it thoroughly to look for tapeworm eggs before storing it in their wine cellars for their doctors to more closely inspect every 3 months.

any problems on how we shit in our toilets achmed?