Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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過去ログ
>desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.

Other urls found in this thread:

matome.naver.jp/odai/2144108061383778601
j-cat.org/en/page/interpret
j-cat.org/
youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY
youtube.com/watch?v=oys_110LUtE
youtube.com/watch?v=VFHyAVTOzLo
youtube.com/watch?v=TQpfpVD6vC8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

IM FUCKING YOU THE F

The previous one has not reached the bump limit yet.

u wot

I got here before you posted that on the previous thread.

O2

I heard that it's possible to get the IP address of those who accessed to a specific pastebin page. Is it true?

REAL THREAD

This is Takeshima. Yours is Dokdo.
Two are different.

I don't care which, do choice as myself like.

少しドイツ語の質問していいかい?

cancer thread*

イヤダ!!!
コノスレダイキライ
シツモンゼッタイニダメデス

テンプレートヲモドッテ!!!

Let's not get involved in the stupid OP template thing.
Let's go and thank the aussie for being interested in Japan!

こんにちは。

MasuoTVってYoutubeの人がいるけど、人気なの?
なぜか嫌われているらしい。大抵の動画がよくなく評価されてるし。どうしてだろう?

kek

元気ですか?

Nickelodeon now airs a K-drama?

matome.naver.jp/odai/2144108061383778601
らしい

you have nickelobrown?

初めて聞く名前です。

I think we can all agree that France shouldn't make the new threads. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why japanese words can only end in vowels?
Makes no sense

Don't blame other French posters. Only the tripfag do this shit.

...

I'm looking for a collage pic of "shart in the mart"...does anyone here has one?

We have lots of words that end with "N"

I like this webm very much, thank you South Korea!

はい、元気です。
あなたは?

SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP

元気です。
オリンピックが終わりました。
悲しいです。

This is a bullet

French make it bigger, harder, and stronger.

でしょ?
6位おめでとうございます!

初めまして

なるほど
つまり彼はペット魚の死を利用して儲けようとした、と多くの人は責めているということか

But I am user! I'm in line at my local Subway sandwich deli getting the professional help from a qualified Subway sandwich artist.

A delicious footlong chicken bacon ranch with Sriracha sauce on whole wheat bread. Topped with pepperjack cheese, fresh lettuce, jalopenos, banana peppers, delicious tomatoes lovingly coated with salt and pepper. Toasted for 2 minutes on the hot-well setting and just a dash of oil and vinegar. Paired with a bad of Miss Vickies Jalopeno chips and a delicious refreshing soda drink of my choosing. Wow, what a deal!

Why are you here if my thread is so shit you cuckroach?

...

東京オリンピックでは、3位になりたいです。
そのために、日本はお金をたくさん使います。

WIR SIND DER JAGER

The way you talk reminds me of an old friend of mine.
He killed himself.

I'm sorry for you loss.

You won. The other thread is dead.

It's a horrible, irredeemable piece of shit thread made by a sewer frog from one of the worst countries in Europe, hell the entire Earth. But the quality of the content in the thread is not determined by the OP. America is here to salvage yet another one of France's mistakes.

I posted in a dead thread

please tell me if im gonna make it
j-cat.org/en/page/interpret

who gives a fuck about USA opinion

ウンコするから写真撮って

You will make it you just have to BEE yourself and live permanently in Japan until you are fluent. It worked for me!

Dead after 28 replies...pretty short lived.

This is a perfectly acceptable thread, user.

My only minor grievance is that it's not a cute shobon edition.

If this board is any metric to go by, the entire world lol

ああ、なるほど。
がんばって!
私は東京に行きたいです。

J-CATって何??

>USA Talking about metric

>France doesn't speak English properly
HON HON MONSIEUR

j-cat.org/
日本語テストだ

>It worked for me!
nihonngo de douzo.

Is its score accepted somewhat officially?
Do you think I can make money by taking the test for someone else?

Watashi wa rekishi wo gakkou de naratte imasu. Watashi wa suugaku mo naratte imasu. Watashi wa aruite gakkou ni kayotte imasu. Watashi wa hokentaiiku to bijyutsu no jyugyou wo ukete imasu. Watashi wa bijyutsu no jyugyou ga kirai desu. Watashi wa hokentaiiku ga suki desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM

Probably not.

No need to say "Watashi wa" when it's clear.
Impressive though.

I somehow assumed recorder is just in Japan...

To really learn fluent Japanese without living in Japan for an extended time period one must binge watch anime Moe anime in particular is a good way to learn Japanese because it encases a lot of the subtleties and speaking cues in the Japanese language.

This is a good example.
youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY

I need to get mayuyu off the list because he is a traitor

I miss him.

oh no not this video again

I study Japanese for _____.

business.

you had better not repeat clear matter in sentences.
it sounds like very childish or unnatural Japanese.

anime

the women and the culture

University

JAVs

I study English for ______.

business

then pls give me any advices or tips to learn English without living in Anglosphere.

watch english tv, dramas, films with subs

That's assuming I was ever on your side :^)

shitpost on other boards.
it worked for me.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT KID

shitposting

unfortunately, I'm not so interested in these medias broadcasted in English-speaking countries.

To really learn fluent English without living in the Anglosphere for an extended time period one must binge watch dubbed anime. Dubbed Moe anime in particular is a good way to learn English because it encases a lot of the subtleties and speaking cues in the English language.

This is a good example.
youtube.com/watch?v=oys_110LUtE

would japan be interested in a manga about this?
youtube.com/watch?v=VFHyAVTOzLo

>This is what Japan is like in real life
Wow. Beautiful, elegant, timeless.
youtube.com/watch?v=TQpfpVD6vC8

boipucci ってどういう意味なの?

this

Why did you pick the name I gave you then?

穴マン

膣の男性の等量

boy pussy

For example, even though there is a man who speaks Japanese very well in this thread, that is not acceptable officially.
even though there is a man who says that he finished to read Konjaku-monogatari, that is not acceptable officially.
Internet test is not different from learning on the textbook.
In Japan, English tests such a TOEIC have anything to do with class and income.
Though I think learning should be for self-diagnosis originally.

Why did you give him the name of one of the most famous idols in Japan?

日本語を学習するための最良のキュートなアニメは何ですか?日常やベルセルク?

寄生獣

hookers

男膣(ダンマン)

ぼくのぴこ