Fucking brick waiting to happen. Discuss

Fucking brick waiting to happen. Discuss.

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Why would it brick?

From being a piece of shit. People are complaining like mad. This is one of the worst console launches in history.

It always does

Is there any evidence of it being defective? I'm not exactly a console gamer.

What the fuck are you talking about?

lol.
I honestly hope it does. I want to watch xbox and microsoft crash and burn after corrupting so many of my gamesaves with their shit updates.

Bad power cables or some such. Terrible terrible console.

Could you elaborate?

Are you talking about a technical issue or just that it's shit?

I don't own any current green console so I don't know if they suffer from serious hardware failures like first gen 360/ps3

People are bitching about faulty consoles. Video issues are rampant. And Microcrap won't replace Scorpio editions with the same editions, they replace them with regular One Xes.

works on my PC

>console
Who the fuck cares about console. If you're not 10, you get a computer and that's it.

Then it's worse, a possible literal housefire

I have a PC, trouser stain. My only console is a silver PS2 Slim with Silent Hill 2 and 3.

>silent hill 2
spotted the peasant

That's by far the best. You can't possibly offer a rebuttal.

shutup song fag one x is the goat console

The ravings of a madman.

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Mods are crap
Sup Forums is mining with it's site
Vermins are back
I just wanna die
Pls clap

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For a moment I thought I wandered into Sup Forums, unless because the console is technology which means I should bring /o/ threads over here since vehicles are technology

There is better technology in new cars than the Xbox One X, the new OLED taillights are dope

Why do we have watch threads then?

Hurr I dunno pham probably because it's technology what other board are you gonna go to for watches

newfag

You don't say to Apple. Watches, time pieces, clocks etc are more tech than an iPhone

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It's like Xbox is just trying to put itself out of it's own misery. I'm a sony fan but honestly I can't see how Xbox can compete now.

So it's an issue with the new "x" version or all versions suffer from these issues?

What's the difference between a "scorpio" edition and a regular X? writing on the box?

I don't know why anybody is buying a not nintendo console this gen. There are fuck all exclusive games. I literally only want a PS4 to play Persona 5 and that's only because my PS3s are dead.

>PS3s
>Plural
poor man.
>Scorpio
It just looks sexy that's all.

>plug my currysoft xbox one controller into my wangblows 10 personal computer
>controller gets warm and emits burning plastic smell before tuning off permanently
such is life in the windaloo ecosystem.

>goat
What do ruminants have to do with shit?

Never owned a console not even a NES. Maybe one day.

>sorry your house burnt down heres a free xbox one x
>wow ms takes care of its customers thanks ms!

>new
>Published on Jan 9, 2015
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It's pretty slick though. You think it's power efficient? I think for some reason the extravagance will eat the battery. Not that you'd care if you were buying a luxury car but yeah.

I'll samefag and say too.

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You're only playing into the hands of sony and Microsoft by discussing this so can you all stop. There isn't even anything to talk about, hurrr console bad. Grow up

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